Club 600

I'd be one bored mo-fo, probably spankin' it to the same ol' same ol', cursing how lame the internet was, and wondering why my plants never look like the ones in High Times

And I love that seedling chamber!
I thought of that a couple of years after I'd bought a bunch of stackable Sterilite containers, but they have hinged lids instead of a removable lid.
Not in the budget right now, but will be.

now u thinking easy high times stuff im growing, inspite of alll the things growing throws at us.

I just added flying spaghetti monster to the tag list

anyway guys im off to bed got eye appointment tomoz cya>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dog n hash smash smash smah

DoobieBrother said:

And I love that seedling chamber!
I thought of that a couple of years after I'd bought a bunch of stackable Sterilite containers, but they have hinged lids instead of a removable lid.
Not in the budget right now, but will be.

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Yup. saw it here somewhere. Nice and warm and humid in there at about 28C. Just drilled a small hole to stick my mister into, I mean my sprayer.....oh crap, you know what I mean.

mr west said:

now u thinking easy high times stuff im growing, inspite of alll the things growing throws at us.

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I have two separate music projects I'm working on while I get my hands in better shape for playing bass.
My first hip hop attempts.
One is a take off of "Baby Got Back" I call

"Grower Got Bud"
©2011 DoobieBrother aLL rIGHTS rEVERSED

(...*coversation somewhat Spicolli-esque*...)
Oh, my, god. Billy, look at his buds.
They are so big. *scoff* They look like,
one of those rap guys' buds.
But, you know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only smoke it, because,
it looks like total couch-lock, 'kay?
I mean, his buds, they're just so BIG.
I can't believe they're just so dense, they're like,
solid, I mean - gross. Look!
They're just so... DANK!

I like big buds and I can not lie

You other tokers can't deny

That when a friend walks in with big ol' kola
And throws some in your bowl

You get sprung,

wanna pull up tough

'Cause you notice that bag was stuffed

Deep with the weed he's sharin'

I'm hooked and I can't stop starin'.

Oh baby,
I wanna get with ya'
And take your picture.

My homeboys tried to warn me
But that bud you grow

*makes me so stoney* (*~bong rip going on in the background~)

Ooh, frosty goodness
You say you wanna get in my bowl?

Well, fade me, fade me
'Cause it ain't your average weed.

Spark-up that green pasta man
Smoke like a holy Rastaman.

It's sweet, it's dank
Got it goin' on like an Abrams tank.

I'm tired of weed magazines

Sayin' small buds buds are the thing.

Take the average toker and ask him that
It's gotta pack much bowl.

So, growers! {Yeah!}

Growers! {Yeah!}

Has your garden got bigs buds? {Hell yeah!}

Well then smoke it! {Smoke it!}

Smoke it! {Smoke it!}

Smoke that healthy bud!

Grower got bud!

{Big ol' bag of smelly krunk}
Grower got bud!

I like joints round, and big
when I'm rolling a spliff I just can't help myself,

I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal:

I wanna get you home
And *puff*
double-up, *puff*, *puff*
{pass it}

I ain't talkin' bout Hightimes
'Cause them popcorn buds are made for boys

I want 'em real dank and sticky

So blaze that Afgan Icky

DoobieBrother needs bush

Beggin' for some of that Bubba Kush.

So I'm lookin' at weed videos

Smokin' packed bowls
knockin' their grows

You can keep that parsley
My plants dance to Bob Marley

A word to the big bud growers,

I wanna get with ya

I won't snitch or dis ya

But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna

*~bong rip~*
Till the break of dawn.

Grower got it goin' on.

A lot of trolls won't like this song

'Cause them punks can only hit it and choke
I blow Thunder Clouds when I release my toke

'Casue I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get my smoke on!

So, growers!
{Yeah!}

Growers!
{Yeah!}

Does your garden grow big buds?
{Hell yeah!}

Then load that bowl and fire it up!
Even Straight Edgers got to shout

Grower got bud!

Grower got bud!

{Yeah, buddy...
when it comes to chronic, Hightimes ain't got NOTHIN' to do with my selection.
A little bitty 10-gram bud?
Ha ha, only if it's frosty perfection.}

So your dealer weighs it light, no need to fuss or fight
Just grow your own and roll a big fat bone

My lungs don't want none
Unless you've got fat buds, son.

You can grow in dirt, or hydro,
But please don't stunt those buds

Some growers wanna play that 'tard role
And tell you that big buds ain't gold

They stress them, and seed them
My harvests all exceed them

So Hightimes says you're krunk

Well we all know it's bunk!

'Cause your stems is thick and your aroma ain't kickin'

And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'

To the duff in the magazines:

You ain't it, Miss Thing!
{unless your name is Hillary}

Give me a sticky green sister, I can't resist her
Mychorrizae and nutes didn't miss her!

Some noobie-grower tried to dis

'Cause his puny nugs are on my list

He had bud rot so he chose to crop 'em

And he pulled up short to chop 'em.

So if the buds are tight and round,

And you wanna THC throw down,

Dial 1-900-DoobieBrother
And kick that nasty brick to your motha.

Grower got bud!

{killa green buds big as donkey dicks} [repeat 4x]

*ends with:
{"rollitup rocks, yo…
...Club 600 rules…
...Peace out, bitch ass mother fuckers..."}

*edit:
it's a work in progress as there are a few unresolved rhymes to take care of, but that's pretty much it. Will be doing the music with Ableton Live and my bass kit.

If anyone can see a way to make it better or flow, or different strains that would work better, let me know!
I know it seems disjointed in written form, but it roughly paralels Sir Mix-A-Lot's cadence with a bit of stretching here & there.

Epic



So, growers! (Yeah!) Growers! (Yeah!)
Has your garden got bigs buds? (Hell yeah!)
Well then smoke it! (Smoke it!) Smoke it! (Smoke it!)
Smoke that healthy bud!

grower got bud.

Sometimes ya just gotta let the picture's do the talking....Nighty Night people

She just keeps getting bigger and bigger!!!

She is a monster beast Bill! and in top notch perfect health it seems too! very very nice happy plants put a smile on my face lol


Heres a total rip from my thread... enjoy lol
Pr0n!

Veg
ak on the left in hydro at day 24,, need to flower them really soon before they get too big!


Sour D day 9
Keep on truckin girls!!!


Mix of space bomb and bubble n squeak
Day 15


Space bomb day 38


BnS drying


That about covers it
Im currently working on aunt flow #3 XXXL, lol she will be a beast amongst beasts

Nice WhoDat.. looks great

What is bubble n squeak? Looks to yield really well huh?

Heres what i think is my best hash run yet this is White Widow and Sour Cream

I used to not believe in ghosts, but today something strange and tragic happened. My wife's best friend's husband died today, one minute he was fine taking a shower, and all of a sudden he stopped breathing. Massive heart attack and he just turned 30 last week. Leaving behind a wife, son, and an unborn daughter.
2 minutes prior to my wife getting the call from her best friend my 3 year old son insisted that there was a ghost in our side yard. And later in the evening he was insistent the ghost was back. This is not the first time he has done this, and usually it is around something significant to death. The passing of a family friend, around his grandmothers ashes, and sometimes in the front yard. Makes me wonder sometimes...

Sorry to hear about your wife's friend... that's way too young to go. My heart goes out to his family

Fuck yeah whodat! I loved the pic with the hanging buds....Fat as fuck......Very nice bro!

Dubbz0r said:

Sorry to hear about your wife's friend... that's way too young to go. My heart goes out to his family

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Thank you, I can only imagine what they are going through.

What a coincidence.

Doobie is that you? lol