Compost pile of my own shit, use as fertalizer?

Metasynth

Metasynth

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Dude, he's going out to buy the soil...and maybe some cheeseburgers to make more fertilizer.....be patient, this Shitty thread will surely amaze us all!
 
whodatnation

whodatnation

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LuckyReturner said:
Ill pick some up while im out
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Make sure its unsulphured.
All bsm may be unsulphured but im not sure.. If you see it on the label then even better.
Im not sure why you want to do this when you can make something far more superior with lawn clippings branches and kitchen scraps all for free, it would smell much better too. I dont think youll like the smell of poo anymore when it really starts to break down on one of these hot summer days, I bet you'll be gagging.
 
Bezy

Bezy

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Do it! I shit in my hand and throw it at my soil, they love it! They are all 24 feet tall and the buds are as big as pumpkins! I also pee all over them to keep bugs off...
 
cary schellie

cary schellie

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actually if u piss on ur plants its an excellent source of nitrogen as for the shit it works best for indoor grows, go for it buddy
 
brandon.

brandon.

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cary schellie said:
actually if u piss on ur plants its an excellent source of nitrogen as for the shit it works best for indoor grows, go for it buddy
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I really don't think you should piss directly on your plants. Yes there is nitrogen, but what about everything else in your urine?
 
johnman2880

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LuckyReturner said:
Well i have about 10 seedlings and over the past few days i have a corner in my fenced in yard were i always go out and smoke a cig + shit, what im wondering is should i take the shit mix it in with my soil and plant them in that my next transplant? I heard this could be very beneficial, and dont tell me to get bat shit cause i cant afford it.
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im laughing my ass fukn off! thats funny i had to read the post! hahahahahahahaha
 
GeeTee

GeeTee

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hey lucky do your thing bro and dont worry about other people's opinions. and thanks for the laughing session
 
djruiner

djruiner

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i just got a hold of some sketchy meatloaf...im brewing up a monster of mary shelley proportion...can i pinch one off on your plants? or do my turds not meet suite your aromatherapy needs? i normally would use a toilet for this.. im new school i guess...but i thought id help.
 
motoxmom

motoxmom

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OMG I can soo see this guy on a episode of cops shittin in a corner, smokin, NAKED, Tending his crop, getting busted for exposure?????? LMAO i call bullsh*t :)
 
tpsmc

tpsmc

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LuckyReturner said:
Well i have about 10 seedlings and over the past few days i have a corner in my fenced in yard were i always go out and smoke a cig + shit, what im wondering is should i take the shit mix it in with my soil and plant them in that my next transplant? I heard this could be very beneficial, and dont tell me to get bat shit cause i cant afford it.
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That's hardcore.
 
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