corrupt-a-wish game
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superloud
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bellcore
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The pixies hear your wish and grant it. Unfortunately with global warming CA is mostly under water. Ergo your shorts are soggy too. It is so wet your dank gets too dank and you have perpetual mold. That is until you move to a trailer park with your buddy Bubbles. Randy also has the eyes for you.
I wish scott walker was president.
I wish scott walker was president.
Unclebaldrick
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Wish granted but a Constitutional Amendment makes booze illegal. And nobody here would ever use an illegal substance.
I wish I had the idea of taco in a cup.
HoLE
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Wish granted ,,you start a franchise of Uncle B's Taco in a Cup ,,except you serve them in glass cups and a lot of heavy american chics who love them so much end up trying to get every last drop out of them and break the glass and end up choking on glass and bleeding out on the floor of your establishments and then you get sued and go bankrupt
I wish I never used illegal substances
superloud
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Wish granted all Substances are legal. you od on Heroin mixed with cocaine. In a speedball hooker banging night.
i wish i had a pet duck to play with my Raccoon
superloud
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Ala ca bam wish granted but he starts calling 100times a day and coming to your house at all hours. he falls in love with you and when he sees you don't feel the same he kills himself..
i wish i could move to fl
Snake Plisken
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Yessica...
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Poof - Wish Granted....and now you can see all the semen and balls in and around your eyes.
I wish I had an indoor swing set.
HoLE
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Wa-Bam,,Wish Granted,,but because you didn't want to bolt it to your hardwood flooring in your living room as your swinging it tips over sending you flying into your big screen TV while watching the nature channel
I wish I was retired
Yessica...
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Poof - wish granted and you are now old enough to be retired, but your penis doesn't want to work either.
I wish the best-tits-of-RIU-contest would actually happen...
Captain Ron
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And i won!
Bottomless kush jar
Bottomless kush jar
HoLE
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Apparently theres a pill for that
Great Googly Moogly Wish Granted,,,,,but it happens here in a thread and the members are the judges and are so stoned the thread is de-railed as usual and one of the last posts reads FUCK YOU MAINLINER
I wish I could quit cigs
Yessica...
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Ka-POW
Wish granted, now you only smoke pole!
I wish quitting cigarettes didn't cause me to smoke so much pole...
Pinworm
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Granted. You no longer crave pole when you stop smoking. Instead, you wind up eating to calm your anxiety, and eventually gain 367 pounds. Now you are too fat to walk, or wipe your own ass so your doctor prescribes you a fat person scooter to take your fat, disgusting body to the Wal-Mart and back for your daily feedings...
I wish you weren't so fat and disgusting.
Diabolical666
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Wish granted...Yessica gets skinney because she decided to get a helper monkey for her fatness, and the monkey went crazy and duct taped her to her mobile fatchair and starved her ... while blowing ciggie smoke in her face 12 hrs a day and throwing money jizz on her.
I wish I was a ninja
I wish I was a ninja