Riskyme on vacation
in florida
walking the beach at night thinking i wanna smoke some weed.
look down find a pipe with a bowl packed.
sit on bench and get stoned.
Kind of like the sick joke of sticking a crayon up someones ass who passed out and seeing if they say anything in the morning...you got punked son !I came back from Amsterdam once and found a balloon filled with primo hash up my butt. Weird part was I didn't put it there.
Many a tokers have made this mistake ahahah !! Almost a right of passage xDIn my dads tackle box, when I was a teenager. I thought for sure he would not notice that I took a nug, boy was I wrong!
I know where that compressed southern "Chitt Weed" came from now.Found a bud in my butt crack once. I gave it to my friend. He took a sniff and was like......................WOAH!! This stuff stinks!! I want more!!
I said............ya, it's awesome stuff man.
On the way home a light bulb popped on in my head. I thought..................cartman did this with burgers on south park......holy shit maybe I can sell stank ass weed from my butt crack.
So I stuck a whole ounce in my crack. Sat on it for a good hour or so. Then bagged it up.
Went back to my friend and said.........................Dude I got a whole ounce of that stank ass weed. Wasn't cheap tho!! Gonna cost you extra.
Long story cut short...................................I'm a fucking millionaire now