Creepy Uncle?

DIY-HP-LED

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Republicans have been calling Joe Biden 'Creepy Uncle Joe' for years, accusing him of pedophilia, and promoting videos like the one posted below.

It is one of their main attack points against the candidate, and will most likely be used against him the entire election. Do you agree that he is a little too touchy feely? Do you think this makes him a pedophile?


At 2:50 Joe says he is just a physical person and likes to touch people to inspire them. Do you know people that touch to inspire?
Ya gotta be shitting me? I'll get back to ya on this one and we can chat, but fur now I'd say yer dead meat from what I've seen thus far on the thread. Trumpers are getting to be rare birds and so few are willing to stand and do battle on the field of honor for their champion, I comment your courage. Joe ain't the contender yet, blew up an eyeball last week too, but his wife is a doctor and would make sure he's firing on all cylinders, still be better than any of old bone spurs medicals. Besides Joe lives a much healthier lifestyle and is in pretty good shape. Not to mention Joe has a heart and can connect with people, even if he "feels them up" doing it. Donald just pops a tic tac and grabs them by the pussy while shoving his tongue down their throats, said so himself, seen it on TV too.

I figure if it's to be a battle of the old farts, little Joe will do him surer than shit and won't fuck around with him at all. Donald's Russian buddies might find it a little bit harder to help him out this time around. Little story, during the second world war, Hitler made new enemies by the day and Churchill made friends at the same rate, Churchill won. Every day Donald makes new enemies and loses voters and the democrats gain them, Donald would have a hard time and lose even if the democrats nominated Karl Marx for the job,even if they went to London and dug up the corpse then ran the fucking thing.
 
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DIY-HP-LED

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Biden was Obama's VP and is gonna follow his example of clean government, I figure after Donald, old Joe's administration is gonna be cleaner than a cat's asshole. He's also gonna come down real hard on treason and the Russians (it will be real popular then) and racism is gonna be a top national security priority along with domestic terrorism and guns too! The federal prosecutors, AG and justice department officials he will appoint will terrify republicans, corrupt officials, racists and traitors for years to come. Legal fees for Washington lawyer's will break many of them, or ruin their lives.

I figure after they do Donald and take the senate while increasing their majority in the house, Nancy, dear lady is gonna retire and fresh blood is gonna take over. They should give her the medal of freedom, it would be for the real thing this time. There will be blood ankle deep on the floors of congress before the dust settles on this, as many are held to account for their words and deeds.
 
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DIY-HP-LED

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OP asked or advice on how to suck dog dick
Looks like there might be work fur ya here buck, sounds like sexual deviancy to me, not to mention cruelty to animals, did anybody consider the poor dog here! I know yer a professional and try to stay non judgmental about such maters, but really, I being a liberal can support a wide variety of views and, shall we say sexual idiosyncrasies, but I feel that would go too far. I hope I'm not being politically incorrect here?
 
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hanimmal

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Oh, ok, so you want him as a candidate because you can distract from his pedophilia and mental decline by pointing at trumps?
Notice you did not reply to that one? Because there is not any accusations of wrongdoing with Joe Biden. Trump on the other hand every time his digital troll army brings it up gets faced with the plentiful reports of him raping, assaulting women, walking in and bragging about seeing young girls naked.
 

DIY-HP-LED

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Notice you did not reply to that one? Because there is not any accusations of wrongdoing with Joe Biden. Trump on the other hand every time his digital troll army brings it up gets faced with the plentiful reports of him raping, assaulting women, walking in and bragging about seeing young girls naked.
Yeah, but ya can use the opportunity to spout liberal propaganda at em, it's not like yer dealing with sincere people here, so use the opportunity to have a bit of fun.

None of them would trust Trump with their own money, if they had any, and not too many here really believe that shit deep down inside, but they have to do something and throw shit at the wall and hope something sticks.

They are only human, flawed, blinded by hate and fear, and in this case with their drawers down and their butts in the air, "do me Donald they cry", in unrequited love...
 

DIY-HP-LED

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It's different for a lot of Trumpers when the rubber meets the road in real life, when it happens to others they say nothing, when it happens to them their attitude suddenly changes for the better.
 

DIY-HP-LED

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"Our candidate is less of a creepy scumbag than yours"

Politics status quo.
Trolling again Rob, seeking human contact and understanding I see. People around here are tired of "fucking the monkey" and I don't figure I'd have much luck with taming it either.

Don't wear the monkey suit outside Rob cause they would just shoot you down like a wild animal and the red MAGA hat won't save ya at all, yer head would be on some hillbilly's wall. It's like that around here too when ya wear it, ya get shot down like a wild animal, cause ya behave and speak like one.
 

DIY-HP-LED

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Sometimes when my balls itch, I'll scratch them real good.

I feel quite inspired after that, usually.
Didn't that Jesus feller do the touchy feely thing too, you know the best buddy of everybody in the GOP, until the ascent of Cheetos Jesus anyway. Seems I recall he had sort of a "magic touch" too...
 
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BurtMaklin

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Didn't that Jesus feller do the touchy feely thing too, you know the best buddy of everybody in the GOP, until the ascent of Cheetos Jesus any way. Seems I recall he had sort of a "magic touch" too...
I don't know about Jesus, but the Catholics certainly do. They're also responsible for most of what our (Canadian) government has to apologize for.
 

DIY-HP-LED

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I don't know about Jesus, but the Catholics certainly do. They're also responsible for most of what our (Canadian) government has to apologize for.
They are apologizing everywhere Burt and high church officials are on the hot seat and behind bars. It's nice to see an actual Christian as pope for a change, it's a massive and ancient institution run by sexually repressed people for the most part, so there's gonna be issues. Not Catholic myself, I'm a religious heathen of sorts.

Look at it like this, prison is the best place for such a priest, it'll give'm a chance to help those at the bottom of the heap, like Jesus. Lead by example...
 
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