scroglodyte
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buy a mean cat, and a travel cage. make sure you fill out papers to transport cat over border. stash hash in a collar. place on mean cat. if dog barks at cat.........well......
Crossing the border with hash??
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Winter Woman
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Last time a I crossed as I pulled up to the custom agent there was a flash of light. When I got to the Agent I asked did you take picture of me and he said, yes.
I said, 'I wish I knew they were going to do that'.
'Why?', he asked.
I said, 'Because I would have brushed my hair, I want to look good on film.'
Thought he was going to pass out he laughed so hard. Then I told him that I had purchased more goods than what was allowed. He just waved me thru. No problem.
But, I have had issues with the Custom Agents from time to time. But, I never, ever take anything with me. If they get a case of the ass for you then you are in deep shite.
I said, 'I wish I knew they were going to do that'.
'Why?', he asked.
I said, 'Because I would have brushed my hair, I want to look good on film.'
Thought he was going to pass out he laughed so hard. Then I told him that I had purchased more goods than what was allowed. He just waved me thru. No problem.
But, I have had issues with the Custom Agents from time to time. But, I never, ever take anything with me. If they get a case of the ass for you then you are in deep shite.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Thank you for reminding me, WW. To the OP: be sure to wear clean, fairly new underwear. Represent your country with pride and grooming standards. cn
Winter Woman
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Almost forgot, too. Yes, you are right, you do want to be fashionably attired whenever you are strip-searched. Also, remember to douche and powder up so it won't be too smelly when they finally get to you with the those well lubed rubber gloves.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
My post was actually longer and included advice on manscaping, perhaps with the ass'istance of a close friend who "has his back". But I decided the intimate grooming advice was over the top, even if it's about under the bottom. cn
Winter Woman
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I see your point. I will give one more piece of advice.
Hint: A nice wax job before you cross might be handy, too. I hear they like 'em clean.
Hint: A nice wax job before you cross might be handy, too. I hear they like 'em clean.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Dang straight. Nothing like a dirty, unshiny car to draw the attention of the officials. cn
johny112
Active Member
Buy some burgers and wrap it in plastic and put it in the burger. I heard that you have to confuse the people not the dog. The dog will smell it through almost anything. So your best bet is to make them think he is going for the food and not the hash. If need be act like your eating the burger and dont act like your up to anything.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
~Like.~ cn
silasraven
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never done it, but crossed state lines with weed and a pipe today, i didnt think i was going to actually get to another state that easy.
James87
Active Member
Dammit, that makes it so enticing to apply. Gotta love being on "the other side of that fence" of having no rights.
Kush70
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yeah however across lines into a foreign land is a whole different story
I wouldn't do it...
it's one HELLUVA risk
but thats just me
dux
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never dealt with any dogs but I did bring some smoke into Canada couple times.packed a chapstick tube half full then put the chapstick gunk back into It,this was for a fishing trip.On a bear hunt to Saskatchewan,I just pulled out an insert In one of my arrows slid 3 doobies in and re glued the insert back in.Did alot of work and stressing for nothing thou...our outfitter had plenty for all once he knew we were cool about It!!
Bonkleesha
Active Member
midnight express was a great movie. cept the fagging in the shower part.
Perfextionist420
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1. Wrap in plastic
2. Shove in ass
3. Don't fart
2. Shove in ass
3. Don't fart
Carne Seca
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Just don't have a bag of skittles when you cross over. That's a death penalty right there.
Blaze Master
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that's only if he's black