I could watch basketball all day, personally. I played American Football in high school, it was alright, mostly played for the comradery though.
Baseball blows. I hate that game so much, I don't see why Europeans mock football but not boring baseball. Baseball is only exciting in tight situations, and those don't come along often enough to hold my attention.
I like watching the FIFA world cup. I agree that soccer is WAY too watered down over here. For the most part though, it just does not translate the same way. We do not like the same things that you guys do.
And the pads in football aren't for pansies, if you played football the same way with no pads, few people would survive the game. And another thing, football is not a "sport for fatties". On my team, our SLOWEST ran about a 5.2 in the 40 yard dash. High school football put me in the best shape of my life; strong, fast, lean, and mean.
Rugby is not as popular of a sport over here as it is over there. I want to play sometime, but I really don't know the rules, and I have only seen a couple games played. I feel like it is not fair to say "well you lot suck at this game, blah blah blah". I am willing to bet that most Europeans are not talented at American football. That is okay though, it is not a sport that you guys enjoy playing or watching, so why would you practice at it? The same goes for things like soccer over here, its not really a big deal, so why would we want to get better at it?
It is not that people in the U.S. are not good at sports (European teams will pay top dollar for an NBA reject, my own brother almost played for a Swiss team), Americans are just good at the sports that they want to play. The same could be said for Europeans.
You could say it is a whole 'nother country over here.
Still though, I have been over there and I like you lot. Chelsea and MU fans have a completely different mindset than Dallas Cowboy fans or Atlanta Falcon fans. I am cool with that. Its all a matter of personal taste.