Describe your Sex life with a movie title?

going blind
hand hurts
OhMy blue balls hurt so bad
made mess in my paints before she got em off
Hunny got to fat to poke :(
 
The shortest movie you've ever seen

for more info visit theshortestmovieyou'veeverseen.com......lol

Rated depending on time needed to absorb visual stimulus...if you cough you might miss the dirty parts...
 
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Yes I third this...lol. Should have read the whole thing first I guess...oops
 
Anaconda will make ur jaw drop
Snakes on a plan was fun
Tremors is one of my all time favs
 
I was going to say titanic ,since the wife broke her hip...it's sunk.

8 heads in a duffle bag.....cuz I hate paying those prostitues!!!
 
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