Dick sucking thread

[Dyna Ryda]

You need to get a divorce asap

 

[iamnobody]

eh, every relationship has its pros and cons.

 

[Hookabelly]

So what's the verdict guys? Are they "all that" or just "meh?" I've heard both opinions and read a recent survey (GQor some such rag) that men weren't that into them….are we doing it wrong?

 

[puffdatchronic]

yes your doing it wrong. Do it like your eating an icecream , dont vacuum suck and don't be too rough. Though having said that I cannot cum through a bj no matter how awesome it feels.

 

[UncleReemis]

Usually when I get off from a rough day of work, I text my gf right away and say "you know you're sucking my dick tonight, right?" She happily obliges errytime XD good times.

 

[Dyna Ryda]

I love blowjobs (from the right person). If you're not good at it then. .....idk find a fat chick. They seem to be really good.

 

[UncleReemis]

There's definitely a larger number of girls that don't know how to suck johnson properly compared to those that do.

 

[dannyboy602]

yes your doing it wrong. Do it like your eating an icecream , dont vacuum suck and don't be too rough. Though having said that I cannot cum through a bj no matter how awesome it feels.

Wanna bet?

 

[Da Mann]

Is it true that if you suck one little penis you are forever a COCK SUCKER?

 

[Dyna Ryda]

Is it true that if you suck one little penis you are forever a COCK SUCKER?

Yes sir, you can't unsuck a cock

 

[dannyboy602]

Is it true that if you suck one little penis you are forever a COCK SUCKER?

only diamonds are forever. And herpes, but that's pretty much it.

 

[Da Mann]

So what's the verdict guys? Are they "all that" or just "meh?" I've heard both opinions and read a recent survey (GQor some such rag) that men weren't that into them….are we doing it wrong?

Ya. If your pussy is better then your suck I would go for the pussy.

 

[Dyna Ryda]

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Can_you_unsuck_a_penis

Can you unsuck a penis?

AnswerNo, once a dick has been sucked, it cannot be un-sucked. The person having sucked said dick will forever be left with the stigma of having a dick in, and around, their mouth. Furthermore, common knowledge of this dick sucking incident will result in future ridicule and perhaps complete alienation from ones social community. Due to this permanent nature of dick sucking, the decision to suck and/or lick a dick must not be taken lightly.

 

[ChingOwn]

I love blowjobs (from the right person). If you're not good at it then. .....idk find a fat chick. They seem to be really good.

When the man is right he is right.....

You know why fat girls suck dick?.....Cause they have to and they do it good to

Blowjobs are nice especially if the girl is a giver..no oral sex as a warm up thank you very much if your gonna suck your gonna suck it til it blows I dont care if your mouth gets sore it might take a while I dont care just makes the end better

-end rant

I think i sucked my own dick once but I was all fucked up and never tried again to be sure.

 

[Hookabelly]

yes your doing it wrong. Do it like your eating an icecream , dont vacuum suck and don't be too rough. Though having said that I cannot cum through a bj no matter how awesome it feels.

(Head smack). My point exactly

 

[srh88]

 

[FresnoFarmer]

 

[srh88]

http://i.imgur.com/wsKMnw4.jpg

i dont know if i should be turned on or hit it with a bat

 

[thump easy]

all these images remind me of lumpa farms sucking logics dick!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Dyna Ryda]

She has a special talent. I'm intrigued by it and slightly turned on.

i dont know if i should be turned on or hit it with a bat