Dick sucking thread

[mr sunshine]

Last time I got a blowjob I was high on xanax.

This chick was deepthroating me on her couch, and I was just trying not to pass out and enjoy myself. Good times.

My wife doesn't slob the knob, though. So it's been quite a few years since I've had my penis in someone's mouth.

Your wife sucks!! figuratively speaking...

 

[UncleReemis]

so when do we start sucking ops dick?

 

[S3love]

my husband says i give the best blow job in the world, but u will have to ask him, because i think hes just being modest, i can do some crazy shit with my mouth though when it comes to blow jobs

have any of u guys out there had it where a girl holds an ice cube in ur mouth and blow u at the same time, the cold ice hitting u followed by the warmth of the mouth is one crazy feeling

 

[mr sunshine]

my husband says i give the best blow job in the world, but u will have to ask him, because i think hes just being modest, i can do some crazy shit with my mouth though when it comes to blow jobs

have any of u guys out there had it where a girl holds an ice cube in ur mouth and blow u at the same time, the cold ice hitting u followed by the warmth of the mouth is one crazy feeling

I don't believe you would you care to demonstrate?

 

[ChingOwn]

I have never held ice in my mouth while getting a blow job

 

[S3love]

I don't believe you would you care to demonstrate?

U gotta ask my hubby first if he agrees then absolutely hahaha, he does have an account on here

 

[S3love]

I have never held ice in my mouth while getting a blow job

Well ur not supposed to hold it in ur mouth when ur getting it, only when giving it hahaha

 

[mr sunshine]

U gotta ask my hubby first if he agrees then absolutely hahaha, he does have an account on here

I just want to watch!! Who is he? I'll pm the lucky guy...

 

[S3love]

I just want to watch!! Who is he? I'll pm the lucky guy...

StonedFarmer is my hubby

 

[mr sunshine]

StonedFarmer is my hubby

That's tight!! who's the better grower u or him?

 

[S3love]

That's tight!! who's the better grower u or him?

By far him, he has been doing it alot longer than me, he actually introduced me to this wonderful world, see mom kept me under a rock basically wasnt allowed to do anything, met hubby when 16 been together ever since

 

[mr sunshine]

By far him, he has been doing it alot longer than me, he actually introduced me to this wonderful world, see mom kept me under a rock basically wasnt allowed to do anything, met hubby when 16 been together ever since

Lucky they had ice cubes under that rock!

 

[racerboy71]

Lucky they had ice cubes under that rock!

it wasn't a rock, it was glacier..

 

[StonedFarmer]

o she was under a giant crack rock, that ice wasn't helping her one bit!

 

[DonAlejandroVega]

my husband says i give the best blow job in the world, but u will have to ask him, because i think hes just being modest, i can do some crazy shit with my mouth though when it comes to blow jobs

have any of u guys out there had it where a girl holds an ice cube in ur mouth and blow u at the same time, the cold ice hitting u followed by the warmth of the mouth is one crazy feeling

ice cubes....pffft......I had a girlfriend that would fill her mouth with live night-crawlers and blow me

fuuuuuuuggggkkkkk.............

 

[iamnobody]

Payed a hooker to blow me today. Everything was going great until I reached back to fiddle her clit and ended up cupping her balls.

Should have taken the deep voice, adam's apple, and 5 o'clock shadow as a sign that something wasn't right.

 

[dannyboy602]

I used to be very flexible when I was a teenager. I was my own best friend in many ways. It's probably every man's dream to be that flexible so I was very lucky. And I didn't break my back either. I read that or heard it somewhere but it's very untrue.
I've seen guys do it on youporn. Happy ending and all. It's kind of a turn on. Maybe this thread could've been a poll. I'd be interested to know who can and who can't....ya know...I can't bring myself to say it.

 

[iamnobody]

I used to be very flexible when I was a teenager. I was my own best friend in many ways. It's probably every man's dream to be that flexible so I was very lucky. And I didn't break my back either. I read that or heard it somewhere but it's very untrue.
I've seen guys do it on youporn. Happy ending and all. It's kind of a turn on. Maybe this thread could've been a poll. I'd be interested to know who can and who can't....ya know...I can't bring myself to say it.

Although I've tried on many occasions, I've never been able to suck my own dick.

 

[Fungus Gnat]

Look it's someone blowing a dolphin.

/The internet is dark and full of terrors

 

[S3love]

Payed a hooker to blow me today. Everything was going great until I reached back to fiddle her clit and ended up cupping her balls.

Should have taken the deep voice, adam's apple, and 5 o'clock shadow as a sign that something wasn't right.

Well since u had already started I hope u continued and was like ok fuck it getting sucked by a dude otherwise I think it would be a waste hahahahahahahahaha ur story made me laugh I love it