Do You Like Hockey?

Do You Like Hockey?


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Chomps

Active Member
Dallas Stars lost last night and didn't make the playoffs :-?

FAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKKKK :wall:
Yup I was rooting for Dallas just to keep Chicago knocked out of the playoffs...

Go Detroit! I'm putting money on them this year. Already got a head start on my playoff beard too.
 

april

Pickle Queen
Same here, up to 17 years old. I set the league penalty minute record 2 years in a row. I actually got 26 minutes in penalties in one game. I got 3 - 2 minute penalties and 2 - 10 minute misconducts. On the second misconduct, they just booted me from the game. Just a fuckin goon.

I loved just slamming peeps. Actually KO'd one of my closest friends at the time. He tried ducking low and squeezing by me at my blue line, and I saw what he was doing.......cut hard and my hip squashed his head against the boards. He slid, face down into the corner......snoozin.

I wouldn't doubt if my penalty stats still hold first place to this day.............LOL
bahahaha nice, just think womens league don't have contact, well up to peewee, i know boys start contact in peewee, i was pissed because i would practice with my step brothers team, they were also peewee but triple A. So like yourself i decided fuck it, i even took out the other teams goalie, bitch should not have come out of her net, but nothings beats your mom yelling at you from across the arena, now that was priceless lmfao but ya got me beat in penalty mins my record was 6- 2 mins penalties for roughing, and 1 -5 mins penalty for cross checking, oops lmfao
But i do kick ass on a pair of rollerblades now hehehe
 

Devildog93

Well-Known Member
bahahaha nice, just think womens league don't have contact, well up to peewee, i know boys start contact in peewee, i was pissed because i would practice with my step brothers team, they were also peewee but triple A. So like yourself i decided fuck it, i even took out the other teams goalie, bitch should not have come out of her net, but nothings beats your mom yelling at you from across the arena, now that was priceless lmfao but ya got me beat in penalty mins my record was 6- 2 mins penalties for roughing, and 1 -5 mins penalty for cross checking, oops lmfao
But i do kick ass on a pair of rollerblades now hehehe
Yeah, I was a damn goon. I nearly got kicked out of the league after that 26 penalty minute game.

I remember there was this prick referee that also went to the same high school I did. He was a senior, and I was 3 years behind him. I remember him being a dick to me one day when we shared the gym with the older class. I told him to fuck himself and that I would get him later. Everyone's like "you're crazy....that dude's huge"

Oh I got him back.......real good. We had a game a while after and low and behold, there's that bitch and he's the head referee. Well, he made it plainly obvious he was picking on me....even the other team's parents were booing him.

On the 4th penalty, before even the middle of the second period, I seen him with his hand up to blow the whistle once our team took possession. The puck slides right to me............

"Fuck this cunt.............."

BLAM !!!! Rifled one of the hardest slap-shots I ever cut loose, and hit him square in the middle of the chest. And I had a MEAN slapshot. He was hurting pretty good.

He was all pissed but nothing he could do......I didn't turn and shoot at him, he was in front of me. Yeah.....goon
 
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