I never smoke around my plants because I don't want to get cancer when I smoke them, also I talk to my plants because they are bored as fuck in there, they are just growing up and they need to know I care about them! I don't want them to start dating the wrong type of dudes! Who will I have left if my plants leave me for some "bad boy" ? I'm not saying I don't want them to be happy but, I need to make sure they are well taken care of! They deserve better than that, they deserve "love" and sometimes a bit of cum for guzzling!