Dr.Amber Trichome: Super Lemon Haze and Snow White Fingerez Scrog Style

Just so you guys know, I called a complete stranger a "fuckin mafkee" yesterday at the pub.

"I don't really like hoppy beers, sooooo....."

" Awww quit being such a fuckin mafkee mate." (and I put a real thick accent on too, I LOVE ACCENTS.)

Then of course I had to explain the whole thing to him, which incidentally he really liked. He promised to use the word at least once this week. RIU, breaking down world borders, one "word of the week" at a time.

PS.....AMBS.....I freakin LOVE the use of color in your art. You are a shining superstar!

Ambs, for one cheekey fukkin second I thought you had typed the C word in the title of your update wish you had've lol.

And Bushy bush, you are beyond Muf my friend! Words fail to describe the feeling I am having just now...ok DST that's enough, put yer willy away. hehe.

I will be offski for a while so I am going to leave you with this.......

A wee phrase that has slipped from my lips many a time is "Knob Jockey", (lips and knob probably shouldn't be written in the same sentence by me, but hey ho, I've gone and done it again now).
Knob Jockey again is a term that can be used for showing your deepest hetrosexual man love to another man; or of course simply used for abusing people. Now a friend and I decided to translate this phrase into Dutch and thought we were both very clever and upon our first attempt to use it with someone, we both got bear stares frmo the Clog recipient. Basically they didn't have a fukkin clue about how that phrase could even be funny, and thats when it occured to me that these peoples minds are actually programmed differently to mine. The translation is basically PRICK RIDER (a jockey in Dutch is a Rijder). My friend even used his on one of his extremely gay colleagues, and the bloke was like, Wat zeg je? (what did you say but with a really gay afflicted Dutch English accent? - can you imagine!!!)
However, we stick to our love of the phrase. PIK ROWTER - the English sounding pronunciation) or American pronunciation - PIK ROUTER!!! because you seem to have more of an OWE to your OU sounds...(in dutch its spelt with a LANGE IJ (a long I), "PIK RUIJTER")

Oh, I think my madness is down to managing to change a potential fanny into a ballsack....abra-fukin-cadabra.....

ummm, what are yu smoking DST.. ? lol .. or did you accidentally drink some of that silver solution while it was being charged? ZAP!
you are one wafkee cat! PIK RUIJTER sounds cool on google translate. The sexy ladys voice does it good!!!!
hahahah finally got it to work HORSEMAN DICK!!!!!!! wha la!

Dr.Amber Trichome said:

Wow, If you want this let me know!!! and they are yours buddy!

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As much as I would love to doc, I haven't touched my guitar in years, in fact just the other day I was going to put it on ebay

That was an awesome update, got a real soft spot for lia, think it's how dense the vegetation looks.

WOWgrow said:

As much as I would love to doc, I haven't touched my guitar in years, in fact just the other day I was going to put it on ebay

That was an awesome update, got a real soft spot for lia, think it's how dense the vegetation looks.

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awe too bad about your gEtar wow, thats kinda sad.
thanks for digging my update. Lia's a cool lady. first scrog for me.. scrogging really simplifies things.. next round im going to do as many scrogs as i can.

How are your girls doing?.. i think i just caught a breif image of them on Pukkas journal? taking off now under the 600 watts right.. COOl.. im going to go check it out ...
and please post your girls up here too! My blues are fuckin skyrocketing like MAD...and the fim tech i used didnt do squat for extra buddage.. whats up with that?
always nice to chat with ya wow, hope your good!

BAHAHAHAHA! D, you are too damn much! I know quite a few knob-jockeys and I can't wait to call them that.

"Oh man, I just watched Exit through the gift shop and Bansky is soooooo cooooool. He's like a GOD or something!"

"Jeez dood, quit being such a KNOB JOCKEY!" HAHAHAHAH

"What?"

"You're a PIK RUIJTER!"

"WHAT?!??"

"Awwww nothin ya fackin muffkeesh!" .......................I gotta go to the Dam and learn alllll the Lingo! Ambs.....I can't WAIT to put this into google translate! BAHAHAHAHAH.....and Yeah, I thought your update said the C-word too at first!!!!!

I am loving you and absolutely lost in love with your art girl!! PROPS AMBS!!!

Namaste'

Dr.Amber Trichome said:

awe too bad about your gEtar wow, thats kinda sad.
thanks for digging my update. Lia's a cool lady. first scrog for me.. scrogging really simplifies things.. next round im going to do as many scrogs as i can.

How are your girls doing?.. i think i just caught a breif image of them on Pukkas journal? taking off now under the 600 watts right.. COOl.. im going to go check it out ...
and please post your girls up here too! My blues are fuckin skyrocketing like MAD...and the fim tech i used didnt do squat for extra buddage.. whats up with that?
always nice to chat with ya wow, hope your good!

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Las has perfected the easiest way to grow when you're stoned 24/7 hahaha.

They're doing ok, the OG18 is giving me a bit of trouble though, looks underfed, then burns when I go .5 ml more. Found out my tap water is really hard, like really high in cal mag so that might be causing a lockout of other minerals which means they aren't looking too happy at the minute. Might have to get a filter for my tap water. I will post some pics in here soon doc, when they get a bit bigger. they're only under 400W cause my MH bulb is only 400W.

wotchu talking bout willis, your auto has loads of budsites, I think youve done a sterlin job!

beautiful update as per usual Doc, love the lass in the pic with weed leaves round her. the spotty leotard one haha cranked up to super lumen's too eh. noice!

Loving the artwork Amber. Your soooo talented. Are those self portraits?

ahahhaha, ITs Friday and im looking forward to a great day and a fantastic weekend.
My garden is so beautiful, everything is right on track. I have really no problems to deal with at all, so im feeling very fortuante and grateful.
Im very much looking foward to adding Bloombastic to my feeding schedule next week and I really adore the cute girl on the bottle. So i decided to draw her.
The drawing is nice and clear but my avitar of this drawing looks really blurry for some reason. I might do this drawing again but in ink and see what happens


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as of this morning as the girlies awoke, they were happy ,smiling and laughing at me. look at that front middle cola..that is fekin SToner Barbie.. she just blasted off when i switched to Super Lumen.. nice





SToner Barbies top cola, sweet and sexy just like her!

this is all i gots left of my own sweet homegrown superlemon haze and snow white from my last grow. Thank goodness for the many many local great dispenseries i have to use .
Have a blazingly wild weekend you mafkee amazing gardeners!
L8er
Amber

looking good doc. love the art, makes me wish i didnt stop drawing years ago.

bushybush said:

BAHAHAHAHA! D, you are too damn much! I know quite a few knob-jockeys and I can't wait to call them that.

"Oh man, I just watched Exit through the gift shop and Bansky is soooooo cooooool. He's like a GOD or something!"

"Jeez dood, quit being such a KNOB JOCKEY!" HAHAHAHAH

"What?"

"You're a PIK RUIJTER!"

"WHAT?!??"

"Awwww nothin ya fackin muffkeesh!" .......................I gotta go to the Dam and learn alllll the Lingo! Ambs.....I can't WAIT to put this into google translate! BAHAHAHAHAH.....and Yeah, I thought your update said the C-word too at first!!!!!

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ahahah , hey bushy!!!!! your funny as fek man! Im going to watch that movie too. thanks for the compliment on my art bushmeister, it means a lot to me coming from such a talented artist like yourself. wow.
Can you believe what a cool guy DST is for teaching us all these new fun words! i love it! cunt, mafkees,and now pik riujter (that one is hard). I will have to practice that one more today. I wanna see your finished wall art Bushy! and some dope pictures to PLLLLEAAZEE!!!!!! later m8

Illumination said:

I am loving you and absolutely lost in love with your art girl!! PROPS AMBS!!!
Namaste'

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ahahah, thanks LUmI.. lol.. hope your well!Namaste'

WOWgrow said:

Las has perfected the easiest way to grow when you're stoned 24/7 hahaha.

They're doing ok, the OG18 is giving me a bit of trouble though, looks underfed, then burns when I go .5 ml more. Found out my tap water is really hard, like really high in cal mag so that might be causing a lockout of other minerals which means they aren't looking too happy at the minute. Might have to get a filter for my tap water. I will post some pics in here soon doc, when they get a bit bigger. they're only under 400W cause my MH bulb is only 400W.

wotchu talking bout willis, your auto has loads of budsites, I think youve done a sterlin job!

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lol, thats funny las has perfected the easiest way to grow when your stoned. hahaha. thats really keen of you wow. I totally agree. hes a brilliant guy!

Bummer about your water situation. Good luck with that. Do you guys have Brita WAter filters over there? That might be an easy remedy. They are a simple water container and filter that most major stores like Walmart carry. My hydro man suggested that if i needed it. fortunetly my water is really really good, prob one of the best in the world... Glacier melt. YUMMY!!!!!
I think someone mentioned espson salt diluted in water for cal mag problems earlier in my journal ...when i thought that might be a leaf problem of mine earlier. Seems like a simple inexpesive way to cure the prob.
If you are intrerested in epsom salt.. go check out HOTPHYRe's journal. He uses it on a regular basis and his plants are really healthy and beautiful. Plus HotPhyre is really really nice dude and would be more than willing to help you out, im sure.

Don Gin and Ton said:

beautiful update as per usual Doc, love the lass in the pic with weed leaves round her. the spotty leotard one haha cranked up to super lumen's too eh. noice!

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Thanks don! yeah the super lumen is kickin my buds into full gear.. my supercropping braches are really diggin it as well.! yah!

Stoner.Barbie said:

hey sista love, your plants are gorgious and of course your art completly blows me away! love ya! mmmmmuah!!!!!

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Hey Stonie! Im glad you enjoy my art. Are you doing any more drawings? hope your doing well. did you see the size of your sexy buddage stonie.? you really really like it hot.lol mmmmuah!!!!!!

Dropastone said:

Loving the artwork Amber. Your soooo talented. Are those self portraits?

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ahahha, thanks dropa. They are kinda self portraits yeah. lmao.. becuase i love to get high at 420 and i love my volcano. My life is surrounded by cancer and I like to dance infront of my tent naked..lmao.. only joking. about the naked part anyway.
take it easy dude!

redrum83420 said:

looking good doc. love the art, makes me wish i didnt stop drawing years ago.

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haha, LOVE your avitar Redrum.. that is such a killller movie. Jack and the axe through the door scene.. classic.. Hey you should just say "fuck it" pick up a simple pencil grab a piece of paper and an eraser and just have fun. Its so simple, why not?
have a cool weekend Redrum

Dr.Amber Trichome said:

lol, thats funny las has perfected the easiest way to grow when your stoned. hahaha. thats really keen of you wow. I totally agree. hes a brilliant guy!

Bummer about your water situation. Good luck with that. Do you guys have Brita WAter filters over there? That might be an easy remedy. They are a simple water container and filter that most major stores like Walmart carry. My hydro man suggested that if i needed it. fortunetly my water is really really good, prob one of the best in the world... Glacier melt. YUMMY!!!!!
I think someone mentioned espson salt diluted in water for cal mag problems earlier in my journal ...when i thought that might be a leaf problem of mine earlier. Seems like a simple inexpesive way to cure the prob.
If you are intrerested in epsom salt.. go check out HOTPHYRe's journal. He uses it on a regular basis and his plants are really healthy and beautiful. Plus HotPhyre is really really nice dude and would be more than willing to help you out, im sure.

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Yeh we've got britta filters over here but I'm building myself a bike at the minute and literally have no extra money to spend, managed to scrape my last couple of ££ together for 250ml of rhizo. Yeh epsom salts are used to treat cal-mag deficiency, I used them last grow, really quick remedy. Ive got cal mag ... officiency? lol I dunno what the word is, but i've got a lot of it!

Love the way stoner barbie flew up after a bit of supercropping, she saw a gap in the canopy and took full advantage haha. I'm made some cookies from about 22g so I will catch you on monday ... probably lol. Also, new addition of new scientist arrived today and they usually have pretty cool cover art but this weeks is so awesome, thought you might appreciate it Have a good weekend doc!

You mafkee Doctor you! "Scrog me you cunt"??!?!?! I just laughed so hard that I ended up hacking up part of my lung! I have become obsessive with the wall and think I may need to just BACK OFF.....I added skyline, a very famous bridge to my area, a fish jumping outta the water, a bumblebee etc........I guess the bossman made some comment like "What else is he even gonna do?!" Once I start something though, I go at it 100% and sometimes go overboard (hmmmm.....14 strains going right now.....wtf).....So I think today I will finish it up and collect my loot. I have some awesome pics of things. Finally figured out how to get some detailed macro trich shots. Feeling a bit reserved lately though I'm leaving town for a bit, so I might not see you mafkees for awhile. OR I might be bored as shit in a hotel room by myself with a laptop and wi-fi. Then I'll be tokin strong with you. FUCK. I hope. I'm gonna take pics of whatever weed I hook up. Should be interesting. My girls friend said she will have some waiting for us....But she doesn't smoke so we might get something silly. Whatever though. And DON, yes there ARE assclapping competitions! Teams and all that! BAHAHAHAHAH. I might make a song even..."clap clap clap go da booty (go da booty)".....Either way I'll get some fun pics of a new city. New people. THAT'S what it's all about for me...travelin and hangin with new folks, and realizing that we're all pretty much the same. From city to city and country to country; we all just wanna get high, do a little dance and sip outta the moonshine jug. Peace my friends. Things have been a bit tumultuous the past 2 weeks. I think everyone can feel it. I think there might have been a "bad energy troll" in the room (please tell me you guys have seen grandma's boy?!)....Anyhoo....Let's all realize what's important in our lives this weekend and have a blast!

Um.....Doctor.......I SEEEEEEEE COLLLLLLLAS!!!!! Oh yes. Oh yes. [video=youtube;UUe4l3oIVU0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUe4l3oIVU0[/video]
Here's a part of "grandma's boy"

Dr.Amber Trichome said:

ahahah , hey bushy!!!!! your funny as fek man! Im going to watch that movie too. thanks for the compliment on my art bushmeister, it means a lot to me coming from such a talented artist like yourself. wow.
Can you believe what a cool guy DST is for teaching us all these new fun words! i love it! cunt, mafkees,and now pik riujter (that one is hard). I will have to practice that one more today. I wanna see your finished wall art Bushy! and some dope pictures to PLLLLEAAZEE!!!!!! later m8


ahahah, thanks LUmI.. lol.. hope your well!Namaste'

lol, thats funny las has perfected the easiest way to grow when your stoned. hahaha. thats really keen of you wow. I totally agree. hes a brilliant guy!

Bummer about your water situation. Good luck with that. Do you guys have Brita WAter filters over there? That might be an easy remedy. They are a simple water container and filter that most major stores like Walmart carry. My hydro man suggested that if i needed it. fortunetly my water is really really good, prob one of the best in the world... Glacier melt. YUMMY!!!!!
I think someone mentioned espson salt diluted in water for cal mag problems earlier in my journal ...when i thought that might be a leaf problem of mine earlier. Seems like a simple inexpesive way to cure the prob.
If you are intrerested in epsom salt.. go check out HOTPHYRe's journal. He uses it on a regular basis and his plants are really healthy and beautiful. Plus HotPhyre is really really nice dude and would be more than willing to help you out, im sure.

Thanks don! yeah the super lumen is kickin my buds into full gear.. my supercropping braches are really diggin it as well.! yah!

Hey Stonie! Im glad you enjoy my art. Are you doing any more drawings? hope your doing well. did you see the size of your sexy buddage stonie.? you really really like it hot.lol mmmmuah!!!!!!

ahahha, thanks dropa. They are kinda self portraits yeah. lmao.. becuase i love to get high at 420 and i love my volcano. My life is surrounded by cancer and I like to dance infront of my tent naked..lmao.. only joking. about the naked part anyway.
take it easy dude!

haha, LOVE your avitar Redrum.. that is such a killller movie. Jack and the axe through the door scene.. classic.. Hey you should just say "fuck it" pick up a simple pencil grab a piece of paper and an eraser and just have fun. Its so simple, why not?
have a cool weekend Redrum

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i do pick up a pencil and my doodle pad here and there. but thats just to make the design for a tat for some one.

All's looking great Doc. That front plant is going to connect into one cola for-sure
Nice work, hope your having a sweeet week-end

cindy

plants are lookin great, lolly pop may be a good option.. yo girl, your art is fuckin killer.. that shit goes hard, i like the leaves in there too..

lol bushy bush mr cheezle's dream is fuckin hilarious, i love that movie, may have to watch it again tonight, that or how high.. hmmmmm?

WELL HELLO you crazy stoned cats, i hope your really high right now because i have massive amounts of images for you to droolllll over and a funny story as well.



Yeah, this is my self portrait....scrog me you... whatever..so can you tell i have dark spanish traits..lmao.. i speak many laungages too.


now back to business. I noticed on Friday afternoon some spotting on Lia, my super lemon haze scrog. Im unsure what caused this. She was in the middle of the tent getting the most direct light. Could this be bleached leaves from already damaged leaves that i sprayed with some bug shit a while ago or is this possible nute burn. In any case I decided to flush her with one gallon of water. She appears to be responding very well. I also moved her from the middle to the front of the tent to cut her lighting back. After I flushed her i did my very first PH check of her drainoff water. I was very happy to see it came out a perfect 6.5... no ph lock worries here!



Im pullin out a gallon of water every 24 hours from my totally bitchin dehumidifer!
Its pretty cool, i use this water to feed the girls..lol


So here are a bunch of photo shots of my girls.. sit back and enjoy the new fresh young bud porn......lol








Stoner Barbie top cola









Ahhhh, one of the last Snow White buds i left from my last harvest.. yum yum!
































Here is the beginning of my hike this past weekend. It followed a beautiful River.


And here are parts of the trail..
The picture with the doobs.. hahah.. welll my rolling technique has improved believe it or not. I took all these joints on the hike and they were packed in my front pocket. By the time me and unicorn ryder went to blaze one up i noticed that there was alot of loose weed in my j holder. Unicorn Ryder (he's on another weed forum,lmao) well he went to light one up and instead of toking he was choking!!!!! he inhaled the entire joint. The weed and hash came right through the filter. hahahaha.. Now this zoot was lined with a shit load of hash.. lmao.. needless to say it was pretty fuckin funny and unicorn ryder was feeling very very enlightened.. i had to help him back to the car.. lol nah, he made it out ok, just a little slower than usual.

EDIT!!!!!! i completely fucked up this story yesterday.. What really happened is that Unicorn Ryder swallowed the hash in the blunt and ate it instead of inhaling it. lmao.. hahahahahahah IT CAME OUT LIKE a PIxIE stick.




A Drawing i did for Las Fingerez

And a little mixed media for all you guys, thanks for being so cool
Peace
Amber