Dreaded Hair Test! Help!!

Nope. sorry , your going to fail the test period. read what you want , think what you want . they test the follicle ie the base of the hair that's in your scalp , shampoo
s and dyes dont touch it and would not alter what's in it anyways, believe me or dont , I dont care but you are going to fail the test if you have smoked marijuana any time in the past 5 ish months .
 
Then again, my junk dwarfs the Urinator. :grad:

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There is lots of porn sites for hairy bushes , she is not going to show you a pic people . but you cannot cleanse hair in the same way you can urine , next to blood it is the most definitive test you can do . The only thing she has going for her is hopefully it is not a super sensitive test, but in my experience they are down to about 15 ng .
 
There is lots of porn sites for hairy bushes , she is not going to show you a pic people . but you cannot cleanse hair in the same way you can urine , next to blood it is the most definitive test you can do . The only thing she has going for her is hopefully it is not a super sensitive test, but in my experience they are down to about 15 ng .
That is a measure of mass, not concentration. I wager there is a volume (or mass) to the negative first power term in the units.

My cursory 'Net research suggests that past 90 days since last regular use, the hair test is considered unreliable. So if our self-described young woman has been clean for about fifty ... I can see it breaking either way.

Disclaimer. This is not my area of knowledge. Off to do applied research with my two favorite alcohols (one is technically a phenol, but ~shrug~)
 
This thread is intriguing.
A-hole boss: How can I fire all the potheads without paying to piss test everyone?
Answer: Tell employees there's a mandatory hair test in one week. Then test employees who show up with fresh haircuts or dye jobs.
:fire:
 
That is a measure of mass, not concentration. I wager there is a volume (or mass) to the negative first power term in the units.

My cursory 'Net research suggests that past 90 days since last regular use, the hair test is considered unreliable. So if our self-described young woman has been clean for about fifty ... I can see it breaking either way.

Disclaimer. This is not my area of knowledge. Off to do applied research with my two favorite alcohols (one is technically a phenol, but ~shrug~)
When i worked with law enforcement , I was hair tested after an accident and tested positive , the measurement was in NG , i'm not expert in it , but i know that a 1.5 inch long strand of hair was able to go back a total of 3.5 months . i'm just going by what was told after i asked about it . the how and why were not asked nor was it talked about , girl is going to fail the test ......
 
When i worked with law enforcement , I was hair tested after an accident and tested positive , the measurement was in NG , i'm not expert in it , but i know that a 1.5 inch long strand of hair was able to go back a total of 3.5 months . i'm just going by what was told after i asked about it . the how and why were not asked nor was it talked about , girl is going to fail the test ......
She won't if she posts the pic and we have the opportunity to study it
 
When i worked with law enforcement , I was hair tested after an accident and tested positive , the measurement was in NG , i'm not expert in it , but i know that a 1.5 inch long strand of hair was able to go back a total of 3.5 months . i'm just going by what was told after i asked about it . the how and why were not asked nor was it talked about , girl is going to fail the test ......
I will take the contrary position because I can. I think it possible she (?) will pass.

As for nanograms, I say again: it is a measure of mass. It is not a valid unit for concentration. There is a mass or volume term (E minus one) in the correct units. This leads me to take your certainties with a grain of hydrochloride.
 
This thread is intriguing.
A-hole boss: How can I fire all the potheads without paying to piss test everyone?
Answer: Tell employees there's a mandatory hair test in one week. Then test employees who show up with fresh haircuts or dye jobs.
:fire:

Don't ever buy an Elger toilet or sink.

They decided to move to China and hair tested every employee that worked there 1st. Fired everyone who didn't pass (like 50%) just so they didn't have to pay severance benefits.

True story.

Fuck Elger!

Edit: It might be Eljer. Don't buy from those greedy fucks.
 
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