Big_Lou
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He voted for the Drumpf, it's to be expected.
drug test help please i'm fat!.
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whitebb2727
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That stupid ass advice can possibly cause someone a blocked intestine. That can lead to the death of the intestine and then pooping in a bag.
I cant believe some people are actually that dumb.
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WolfieLee
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Yes you are right, I never thought about the possibility of it causing an intestinal blockage, I am not a DR, obviously. Hence: all those quotes below. Also I will have them remove that idiodic advice so nobody can be harmed from it...
My sincerest appologies to the OP, and I truly mean that. What I should have posted was that you can take an empty Visine bottle or somthing small and similar in application and use a push pin or thumb tack to push throught the valve, then squeeze it to suck up some household strength bleach (uncented of course)... then just palm it without the lid on it and drop 2-3 drops into the cup while urinating. This will oxidize any metabolites that are present, rendering the test "clean".
@cannabineer I can only assume that you haven't answered my question from earlier because you are just another libtard, snowflake entitlement-slut troller who has no interest in pointing anything helpful to anyone out, but are just doing your trolling best to be the non-reading, mental age-stunted (at 6-7yrs. old) blow hard who can only make himself feel good about himself by trying to drag someone else down and pointing out how studid and idiotic they are in the nastiest, rudest, crudest most digusting ways your pea-brain can think of. And God forbid anybody should throw a bit of it back your way, cuz, oh, look out then, u r triggered into overdrive. I pity you for real. The fact of the matter is, oxidation is an exact description of why it worked and hence, INFORMATIVE.... but that is ok, there were some big words in there, I fogive you little buddy for not understanding it. Yes it was the dumbest post I have ever made, admittedly (see below, for what you refused to see while grabbing urself cuz you probly got urself off posting all that HATE) I pity you but you also disgust me. Grow up, get a life and treat other people like they have one and kick rocks down the road...
Just in case you missed it and for anyone else wanting to point out the stupidity of my post... Yeah, I ALREADY know:
BuD_DizZLe
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thread needs sticky.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
You missed my point entirely. You drank bleach and decided that it was the drinking of bleach that let you piss clean. I do not think that is correct, and your experimental design was porous. I regret that you took that personally, as well as my attempts to correct your erratic thinking. Example: your casual invocation of oxidation. I have forgotten more about oxidation, in vivo and otherwise, than you can realistically hope to study. But the bottom line is "no", chemically what you suggest isn't going to happen. I could explain, but I now see that Matthew 7:6 applies.
You should know that I treated you more kindly than the run-of-the-mill RIU idiot, until you stubbornly insisted on being one. I will limit my name-calling to something descriptive and proven: you are an idiot. You will remain one as long as you do idiocy.
Ingesting bleach will not help anyone test clean. It will injure the upper GI tract. Swallowing Q-tip ends is an invitation to serious intestinal woes. Finally, reading such uncorrelated feelings dressed up as fact is injurious to the reader's critical-thinking skills. Just say No, fellow RIUnians.
Olive Drab Green
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Green olive.
lokie
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You missed my point entirely. You drank bleach and decided that it was the drinking of bleach that let you piss clean. I do not think that is correct, and your experimental design was porous. I regret that you took that personally, as well as my attempts to correct your erratic thinking. Example: your casual invocation of oxidation. I have forgotten more about oxidation, in vivo and otherwise, than you can realistically hope to study. But the bottom line is "no", chemically what you suggest isn't going to happen. I could explain, but I now see that Matthew 7:6 applies.
You should know that I treated you more kindly than the run-of-the-mill RIU idiot, until you stubbornly insisted on being one. I will limit my name-calling to something descriptive and proven: you are an idiot. You will remain one as long as you do idiocy.
Ingesting bleach will not help anyone test clean. It will injure the upper GI tract. Swallowing Q-tip ends is an invitation to serious intestinal woes. Finally, reading such uncorrelated feelings dressed up as fact is injurious to the reader's critical-thinking skills. Just say No, fellow RIUnians.
Big_Lou
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Saved for posterity.
lokie
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After reading more of your posts here I am still left with one question.
Twat? I cunt understand.
Please elaborate.
Olive Drab Green
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..Is it oxidation or oxidization? Pretty ripped.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
When I oxidize, it is oxidation. I've reduced it to these words.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
bu$hleaguer
Well-Known Member
I only have one question after reading all of this. Why'd you use q-tips? seems easier and cheaper just to suck back on that white jug. Then you don't have to buy any fuckin q-tips. Saving money. Winning.
++ rep, classicYou missed my point entirely. You drank bleach and decided that it was the drinking of bleach that let you piss clean. I do not think that is correct, and your experimental design was porous. I regret that you took that personally, as well as my attempts to correct your erratic thinking. Example: your casual invocation of oxidation. I have forgotten more about oxidation, in vivo and otherwise, than you can realistically hope to study. But the bottom line is "no", chemically what you suggest isn't going to happen. I could explain, but I now see that Matthew 7:6 applies.
You should know that I treated you more kindly than the run-of-the-mill RIU idiot, until you stubbornly insisted on being one. I will limit my name-calling to something descriptive and proven: you are an idiot. You will remain one as long as you do idiocy.
Ingesting bleach will not help anyone test clean. It will injure the upper GI tract. Swallowing Q-tip ends is an invitation to serious intestinal woes. Finally, reading such uncorrelated feelings dressed up as fact is injurious to the reader's critical-thinking skills. Just say No, fellow RIUnians.
