Dumb criminals

Confidential Herb

Active Member
From my experience's in the legal system the laugh I ever got was a eighteen your old who came in on charges of burglary. Here's the funny part, he's deaf. 100% deaf, now you tell me how ballsy do you have to be to burglarize a home that can't hear a single thing. Still cracks me up to this day.
 

Total Head

Well-Known Member
This is what good people have to do to keep the assholes from parking where ever the fuck they want. Sure, its public parking, but ass your house is 4 doors down, go dig your own snow bitch. Oh, just visiting, well why dont you visit a parking lot somewhere else asshole, I live here!

My nearest neighbor is miles away. They still piss me off occassionally, I couldn't imagine sharing rain gutters on two sides while staring into some other dudes front yard while having to listen to every fight the neighbors get into. Then I gots to put chairs in front of my own fucking house just so I have some where to park each night?

Who are these people who live like this?
i the building i live in is one of the few with a driveway, but all my neighbors live like this, and i have in the past. it's all 3-deckers so each house has 3-4 apartments. the best part is there's a parking ban on side streets when it snows so parking is forbidden on one side of the street so plows can clear a decent path. sooner or later it gets ugly.

it's hard to get residential-only parking zones because there are so many different landlords on each street and most of them don't live there and the whole thing is hard to pull off. it's the guests that are usually the assholes about parking, not the residents.
 
Top