Ever Flip someone or something the BIRD!!!

Sand4x105

Sand4x105

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Well GF and I were baken last night and the subject of ""Fuck You!"" came up...

Well, road rage, and stuff, I told her that even, “even keeled” people flip the bird when they get pissed, I don’t consider it an act of road rage, I usually just wave and laugh when someone flips me off [not very often, last time 3 ½ years ago in Cali] anyway….

GF tells me, she has never flipped anyone or anything off ever… I told her to post it on her fbook page cause that would make her one in a million, I think….

So, does anyone know anybody that has Never Flip the Bird to anyone?

I told my GF, “…Fuakk, you might be too refined for me…”

Then we started laughing so hard… the subject was changed…


And, why yes, it’s Friday the 13[SUP]th[/SUP], and I am hi…


　

Separate question, how much THC would there have to be in your blood before it was rejected by the American Red Cross ? I’m out the door to go give blood…
 
kinetic

kinetic

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There was a guy that hit and nearly killed someone I loved when I was younger. He recieved no punishment from it legally. Whenever my friends and I saw him we would beep and flip him off. That was about 18 years ago. That's the last time I flipped someone off in the car.

Now I like to shake my fist at them like I'm an old man. If I think you are going to pull off a side road in front of me I point at you, arm straight out finger nearly touching the windshield. Works every time.
 
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minnesmoker

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I got in an argument with someone, and told them that it must suck, to have to go through the rest of your life, not knowing which time turning the key blows you up...

I don't flip the bird, that's hostile, disrespectful, and rude. Just kidding. Almost daily.
 
slowbus

slowbus

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everyday,I grew up in New York.Flip somebody the bird throw in a few loud "meengyas" at 'em is something every kid learns to do
 
smokinafatty

smokinafatty

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I've been trying really hard to not do things like flip people off, or telling them off. I gotta control that stuff or someday someone is gonna shoot me.
 
Metasynth

Metasynth

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My last case of road rage ended up in a police helicopter and 7 squad cars. Since then, I tend to only flip people off while on foot.
 
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minnesmoker

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Metasynth said:
My last case of road rage ended up in a police helicopter and 7 squad cars. Since then, I tend to only flip people off while on foot.
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OJ, they gave you your internet privileges back! Hang in there mang, it's gotta get better.

Nah, just kidding, fucker almost got me stabbed when he was found Not Guilty, in the middle of Jumah.

I like flipping off cops. Yeah, I get pulled over, but when they say "And, why did you flip me off?" I say "Because, I'm an asshole, and I think you should fuck off, and I'm exercising my constitutional right to free expression. If you give me a ticket, I'll beat it and sue you in civil court, for an attempt to suppress my first amendment right to the freedom of speech and expression."

Note, that only works if: A. you are NOT riding dirty; B: It's in a populated area OR on remote capture camera, and C: If you were breaking no other laws, and have no warrants.
 
Metasynth

Metasynth

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minnesmoker said:
OJ, they gave you your internet privileges back! Hang in there mang, it's gotta get better.

Nah, just kidding, fucker almost got me stabbed when he was found Not Guilty, in the middle of Jumah.

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Lets just say I learned not to brandish my 10" chefs knife at other drivers anymore. Haha...
 
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