ever get caught talking to yourself?

Yes I have..and I've also been caught doing goofy faces in the mirror when I thought no one was looking.
joepro said:
talk about embarrassing!
I had this huge scenario built in my head, to only realize I'm speaking out loud while all eyes on me.
haha get gets better, I was on the train platform, so I couldn't just walk away from the prying eyes. I had to wait 5 long mins before the train showed up.

:dunce:

you ever been caught?
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Ever notice you can be all alone at the store with a bellyache,and you sneak out a silent but deadly fart,and suddenly everyone and their brother walks up behind you.....So they just think you smell like shit....
CrackerJax said:
Then there the time immemorial "fart and scoot" at the supermarket.


out. :blsmoke:
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:lol: I've gassed many a nuclear family with nuclear farts. Yes, I try to get right about halfway in an empty aisle, and no sooner do I get to the point of no return, some family comes careening into an accident zone completely oblivious to the impending doom. The only thing you can do is start to act disgusted and look in the other direction and lock on the first shopper thats passing by....there he goes...


out. :blsmoke:
 
Point and run! Anyway, sorry about the hijack joe.....
CrackerJax said:
:lol: I've gassed many a nuclear family with nuclear farts. Yes, I try to get right about halfway in an empty aisle, and no sooner do I get to the point of no return, some family comes careening into an accident zone completely oblivious to the impending doom. The only thing you can do is start to act disgusted and look in the other direction and lock on the first shopper thats passing by....there he goes...


out. :blsmoke:
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scooby snacks said:
talking to yourself is OK.........
it's when you ask yourself a question...... and then answer it.
but very embarrassing
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Yet, isn't an actual question necessary in order that you may answer it? I never followed the concept that people who talk to themselves are "nuts"....well, kind of.....you know what I mean. At least, I HOPE you do.
If you just so happen to be alone (or at least think you are) and find yourself talking outloud....isn't that just a simple matter of you being you? You exploring your options?or exploring yourself....out loud? DAMN, I coach myself all the time....LOL, I spend plenty of time alone. WTH? Who do I trust more explicitly to answer?
That's a TBC btw.:bigjoint:
 
crackerjax said:
:lol: I've gassed many a nuclear family with nuclear farts. Yes, i try to get right about halfway in an empty aisle, and no sooner do i get to the point of no return, some family comes careening into an accident zone completely oblivious to the impending doom. The only thing you can do is start to act disgusted and look in the other direction and lock on the first shopper thats passing by....there he goes...


Out. :blsmoke:
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roflmaoooooo!!!
 
roflmao.........that's when you need the innocent and unsuspecting child at your side........"Oh.........., how could you?"
 
I think I'm almost at the Pavlovian syndrome stage now. I'll be fine and dandy, but I am no sooner in a food supermarket and I start to percolate.... :lol: I'm developing a phobia... :lol: I'm developing alright.


out. :blsmoke:
 
back on track...if most people were me theyd be embarrased all the time. i talk to myself, sing(badly!), dance(w/o music), and even argue and get caught doing so frequently. as it stands though i dont much care what most people think, so i got that going for me.
 
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