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Evolution Is A Theory On Which You Base A Religion
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mared juwan
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Fish won't believe anything unless it was written two thousand years ago.... But I did read about that on cnn's website. Very interesting that this species predates australopithicus afarensis by so long. Both also found in what is now Ethiopia. Also interesting was an article I read that examines the climate changes in Africa during the revised/earlier(due to this discovery) time period for bipedal development. The environment in general became drier and changed from tropical jungle to grassland, eliminating most of the trees and forcing the tree-dwelling apes to spend more time on the ground. Coincidentally it is very useful when you are on the ground to be able to stand up on two legs and look out over the high grass for predators.....
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PadawanBater
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Imagine that...
litteringand...
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yeah but but carbon dating is BS lol. it is just plain laughable. By the way another tasty nugget is that marijuana evolved to produce THC as a defense mechanism. We evolved through sea creatures in that area to have THC receptors no evolution no stoner.
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PadawanBater
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Dude, not one bit of this made any sense at all.
Carbon dating does work. I really don't know how many times I have to keep repeating that. I realize your new and probably didn't skim through this entire thread, but we've already gone over that with fish. He made that exact same claim, a few of us asked for him to tell us why, then all he came up with was saying it's all somehow based on assumptions, even though we showed him how that wouldn't even be possible...
morgentaler
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No, no. He makes perfect sense. He has some previously unknown information which invalidates it.
The thousands of geologists, paleontologists, and anthropologists that have tested, and refined it are simply lacking the key bit of information that he has yet to reveal.
Once it becomes available they'll throw away all of their scientifically validated work, and he can provide them with his new solution.
Right?
The thousands of geologists, paleontologists, and anthropologists that have tested, and refined it are simply lacking the key bit of information that he has yet to reveal.
Once it becomes available they'll throw away all of their scientifically validated work, and he can provide them with his new solution.
Right?
litteringand...
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LOL dude i was being sarcastic read my earlier posts talk about skimming LOL seriously brotha sorry for the mistake i figured you would see I have posted anti religious stuff all over the board. I figured me talking about us evolving to be able to even get high from cannabis would illustrate my scathing remark. anyways cheers bro friendly fire
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PadawanBater
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Well, we do need a bit more laughs in this section, eh?
It's tough to pick up sarcasm over the net, so that's totally my bad.
It's all good.
morgentaler
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I didn't associate the name with other posts either. I just thought it was high Xian ramblings.
I shall holster my weapon!
Funny thing about these arguments, is I haven't seen any call each other names yet. We can rip each others beliefs to shreds but there's no name calling against each other. Not bad.
Except that I'm a dirty, amoral atheist.
(It's okay, I *am* amoral. I prefer Evolutionary Stable Systems instead)
I shall holster my weapon!
Funny thing about these arguments, is I haven't seen any call each other names yet. We can rip each others beliefs to shreds but there's no name calling against each other. Not bad.
Except that I'm a dirty, amoral atheist.
(It's okay, I *am* amoral. I prefer Evolutionary Stable Systems instead)
morgentaler
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And now for a brief musical interlude, starring Ray Comfort and Kirk Cameron
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Katatawnic
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SHEESH, and to think I liked Kirk Cameron when I was a kid!
Child actor turned religious guru. Who'd've thunk it? lol
Stoney McFried
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I just made this.
morgentaler
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I'll see your Kirk Cameron, and raise you one Crocoduck.
(I gave up looking for the right font among hundreds, and used Garamond)
(I gave up looking for the right font among hundreds, and used Garamond)
Stoney McFried
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LMAO!How about......
Katatawnic
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Hilarious! The Crockoduck is so cute... can I have one?
OregonMeds
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Don't forget to pray and do penance and give some kind of huckster cash for jesus first or your request will surely go unanswered.
I almost forgot the worshiping part, you'll get nowhere if you don't worship...
Oh and fear, you must fear him and love him too for the whole thing to work.
If your prayers aren't answered remember that perhaps they've just been answered in a different way you can't understand yet so be patient.
Shit there's another one I almost forgot. If you haven't accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior...
At any rate you obviously can't just ASK god for something, you must do the above and remember to humbly beg on your knees sorta like a dog.
morgentaler
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Actually, just wire the funds to my paypal account.
I'll see that Jesus gets it.
Look, I can be an evangelist too!
I'll see that Jesus gets it.
Look, I can be an evangelist too!
OregonMeds
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Cool that makes it really easy.
You could have at least given your paypal address though so we don't all have to pm you for it.
I forgot about chewing on jesus's flesh and drinking his blood and being bathed by a horny supposedly celebate priest while you wear a see through white t-shirt type thing.
Take care of that too mkay?
mared juwan
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Don't forget to donate 10% of your income to the church so they can impress god with the biggest and best temple. Remember, god wants you to build big monuments for him. He loves that shit. He doesn't want to see that money wasted on helping the less fortunate.Cool that makes it really easy.
You could have at least given your paypal address though so we don't all have to pm you for it.
I forgot about chewing on jesus's flesh and drinking his blood and being bathed by a horny supposedly celebate priest while you wear a see through white t-shirt type thing.
Take care of that too mkay?