F@!& Nicotine

Shackleford.R

Shackleford.R

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I haven't had a cigarette in about 48 hours... not by choice, just by laziness and not grabbing another pack. I'm pissed how addicted I am to this shit. I snapped at my girl for no reason, and my dog is annoying the hell out of me.

What do?

:peace:
Shack
 
The Real Peter Parker

The Real Peter Parker

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Fight back and help those who make a living through cigarettes. Learn to smoke a cigarette today. Here's how:

  1. Pack the cigarette. While holding the pack wrong side up, tap the top of the cigarette pack on your hand. You want the tobacco in the cigarette to be packed tightly next to the filter. This maximizes the flavor of the cigarette for the most enjoyable smoke. Do this for 4 to 5 taps before opening the packet. After opening the packet, pull out a cig and proceed to the next step.
  2. Hold the cigarette. Tap the filter side on your hand several times before proceeding to hold it as you try to smoke it. After packing it further, it is now time to hold the cigarette correctly. There are two ways you can do it. You can either hold it using your thumb and forefinger. The cigarette should be perpendicular to the fingernail and pointed away from you. Another way to hold a cigarette is by squeezing them in between the forefinger and the middle finger. Do this close to the fingernail so that you can control the cigarette better. The would-be lighted side of the cigarette should be pointing away from the palm. For lighting the cigarette, proceed to the next step.
  3. Light the cigarette. Put the cigarette between your lips up to the point where you can form an air tight seal around it but not far enough to touch the wet part of your lips. You can either place the cigarette at one side of the lips or directly at the center. Then, place a lighter an inch away from the tip of the cigarette. After the lighter has been ignited, move the lighter slowly towards the tip of the cigarette. As the flame touches the cigarette, inhale in short bursts to ignite the cigarette. Do not inhale the first smoke as most smokers do not take in the beginning inhalations.
  4. Inhaling and exhaling. After the cigarette has been lit, turn off your lighter or match. Inhale the cigarette smoke into your mouth. Inhale the smoke in the mouth all the way into your lungs and hold it for a second or two. When you exhale the smoke, remove the cigarette first and exhale through your mouth.
There, you have learned the fine art of smoking. With just these simple steps, you are able to save a family or two at the expense of your own life. Smoking may give you a burning feeling in your throat at first but you can feel better in the long run as the good feeling of helping someone finally sinks in. It is either that or the [COLOR=blue ! important][COLOR=blue ! important]nicotine[/COLOR][/COLOR] and tar settling in your lungs.
 
Woomeister

Woomeister

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Shackleford.R said:
I haven't had a cigarette in about 48 hours... not by choice, just by laziness and not grabbing another pack. I'm pissed how addicted I am to this shit. I snapped at my girl for no reason, and my dog is annoying the hell out of me.

What do?

:peace:
Shack
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quit........ I gave up smoking tobacco 5 years ago after smoking for about 14 years, best thin I ever did. Gave up when the mrs was pregnant.
 
Shackleford.R

Shackleford.R

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i'm well aware they are bad for me. but what price do i have to pay to quit.
lol that did give me a good laugh though, i started reading as though i had been missing out on some brilliant smoking knowledge.

:peace:
Shack
 
Shackleford.R

Shackleford.R

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I'm quitting for real this time.
Mapped out my new year's resolution..
Doing a 90 Day Workout program to get me in shape
All the while quitting, then keeping myself healthy for... well...

THE REST OF MY LIFE!! :lol:

Anyone have quit smoking advice?
I'd like to treat this thread as a Cigarette Quitting Support Thread...

FELLOW QUITTERS UNITE!!!

You got an itch for a smoke? Just finished dinner and gotta have the next smoke? About to drive to the store and feel the need to light up? Finished getting frisky with the old lady and want to have a cigarette and relax? :hump:

Haven't had one in awhile and about to lose your shit?! :cuss: :fire: :wall: :twisted:

Post in this thread to fellow quitter's and we can help each other quit!

:peace:
Shack
 
trucksonbckwrds

trucksonbckwrds

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Shackleford.R said:
I'm quitting for real this time.
Mapped out my new year's resolution..
Doing a 90 Day Workout program to get me in shape
All the while quitting, then keeping myself healthy for... well...

THE REST OF MY LIFE!! :lol:

Anyone have quit smoking advice?
I'd like to treat this thread as a Cigarette Quitting Support Thread...

FELLOW QUITTERS UNITE!!!

You got an itch for a smoke? Just finished dinner and gotta have the next smoke? About to drive to the store and feel the need to light up? Finished getting frisky with the old lady and want to have a cigarette and relax? :hump:

Haven't had one in awhile and about to lose your shit?! :cuss: :fire: :wall: :twisted:

Post in this thread to fellow quitter's and we can help each other quit!

:peace:
Shack
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Whatever you do , never smoke cigs around your plants or babies!! Friend of mines grow got completely ruined due to a nicotine contamination!!!
 
trucksonbckwrds

trucksonbckwrds

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Whatever you do , never smoke cigs around your plants or babies!! Friend of mines grow got completely ruined due to a nicotine contamination!!!
 
mastakoosh

mastakoosh

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good luck on quitting. i have a script for chantix but havent had the money to get it filled. when i do get them filled, i know quitting is coming soon. i hate cigs right now and i know smokers that have smoked 30-40 years that chantix help quit.
 
BlazinBiz

BlazinBiz

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Quit smoking the ports about 6 months ago and i still want to light up. About the only thing that keeps me off the cigs are nice fat joints and the ability to breathe. Still crave those bitches like crazy!
 
Woomeister

Woomeister

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nicotine inhalators worked for me, you get the nicotine you require along with the stimulation of holding and 'smoking' something. I smoked for 16 years previously and gave up 4 years ago.
 
BlazinBiz

BlazinBiz

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No shit, after quitting i can't even pass by a smoker without wanting to gag. It is really hard though, six months later and i still want to smoke, i guess the trick is to keep yourself distracted doing things like hanging out on riu. Still chewing the gum on occasion though.
 
gogrow

gogrow

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mastakoosh said:
good luck on quitting. i have a script for chantix but havent had the money to get it filled. when i do get them filled, i know quitting is coming soon. i hate cigs right now and i know smokers that have smoked 30-40 years that chantix help quit.
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just be careful with the Chantix.... it turned me into an angry, angry little man :) i would snap for no reason, and it almost turned violent... so i quit the chantix.... i learned afterward, that my depression probably had something to do with it....

chantix basically makes your body unable to uptake dopamine... meaning you get no reward/pleasure out of cigs anymore.... also meaning that you have NO dopamine while you are on it.... you WILL stop smoking on them though.
 
mastakoosh

mastakoosh

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BlazinBiz said:
No shit, after quitting i can't even pass by a smoker without wanting to gag. It is really hard though, six months later and i still want to smoke, i guess the trick is to keep yourself distracted doing things like hanging out on riu. Still chewing the gum on occasion though.
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haha no doubt, i did hear a lot of bad shit about chantix though... heart attacks, strokes, depression, suicide. but i know a lot of hardcore smokers who used it to quit. im a pill popper so i hope it works. i have a strong desire to quit and i dont smoke much right now cuz i can hardly breathe. after our baby was born we smoke outside and every time my wife goes out to smoke and comes back in, i can smell the cig on her from like 5 feet away. i like to smell good and hate to smell like cigs all the time.:spew:
 
The Real Peter Parker

The Real Peter Parker

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Yeah, those commercials to get in on the Chantix class-action lawsuit were on for a LOOOOOONNNGG time, and they were describing all of the symptoms gogrow did.
 
gogrow

gogrow

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mastakoosh said:
haha no doubt, i did hear a lot of bad shit about chantix though... heart attacks, strokes, depression, suicide. but i know a lot of hardcore smokers who used it to quit. im a pill popper so i hope it works. i have a strong desire to quit and i dont smoke much right now cuz i can hardly breathe. after our baby was born we smoke outside and every time my wife goes out to smoke and comes back in, i can smell the cig on her from like 5 feet away. i like to smell good and hate to smell like cigs all the time.:spew:
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you'll do the one pill a day for a week or two.... gives you a taste of it... once you start the full dosage, it wont be long and the switch will kick.... i went from going to bed a pack n half a day smoker, to getting up and not having any and looking at everyone else smoking as idiots :).... like flipping a switch.... but the mood switched just as quickly.

hopefully it works fine for you bro:hug:
 
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