Father will not approve

neosapien · Feb 6, 2019

iamnobody said:
I'm 33 and just got out of a 13 year relationship , so yeah I'm nervous about going on my first date in 15 years.

I have my own place. I just don't like the idea of bringing every random person I meet online into my house.

13 years. That is a long time. To amass hundreds, if not thousands of nudes. Jesus would want you to share them with me.

WeedFreak78 · Feb 6, 2019

Never fucking mind....

curious2garden · Feb 6, 2019

neosapien said:
13 years. That is a long time. To amass hundreds, if not thousands of nudes. Jesus would want you to share them with me.

After all it's the only way we'll know for sure he's not a sock.

iamnobody · Feb 6, 2019

neosapien said:
13 years. That is a long time. To amass hundreds, if not thousands of nudes. Jesus would want you to share them with me.

Nudes of me or my ex? Because I only have the ones you probably don't want to see

Laughing Grass · Feb 6, 2019

iamnobody said:
Nudes of me or my ex? Because I only have the ones you probably don't want to see

you could let us be the judge of that.

srh88 · Feb 6, 2019

iamnobody said:
She's black and i come from a long line of "southern gentlemen".

Not really relevant to the topic, but I find it amusing to think of my dad trying to hide his disapproval.

How is your dad relative to the thread if you got your own race car bed to fist prostitutes in? Maybes shes up for franzia and chill

Bareback · Feb 6, 2019

Well I say take her to Taco Bell or Krystal's and nobody will notice the pot smell.......real talk.

jerryb73 · Feb 7, 2019

Bareback said:
Well I say take her to Taco Bell or Krystal's and nobody will notice the pot smell.......real talk.

Lol. Every time my girl asks where I wanna go eat, the answer is always, Krystal’s. We been there probably twice in our 10yrs together. Just a lil joke we had in the beginning and it stuck.

Blue Wizard · Feb 7, 2019

iamnobody said:
Nudes of me or my ex?

Yes.

Laughing Grass · Feb 7, 2019

Blue Wizard said:
Yes.

just the ex... someone posted dick pick here last week. It had a weird head and looked like the plant from little shop of horrors.

inDC4now · Feb 7, 2019

iamnobody said:
...Something I'm worried about is where to smoke that's safe...Don't know the area very well. I was thinking a park...

This thread is extraordinary. You are indeed worthy @iamnobody. Is there a thingee to make this sticky?

iamnobody · Feb 7, 2019

Well since everyone keeps asking here's a dick pick for you guys

Bareback · Feb 7, 2019

iamnobody said:
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Well since everyone keeps asking here's a dick pick for you guys

Your not playing with it... so it doesn't count.

iamnobody · Feb 7, 2019

I play bass and use w pick sometimes

Laughing Grass · Feb 7, 2019

iamnobody said:
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Well since everyone keeps asking here's a dick pick for you guys

not me. where's the ex pics. :???:

lokie · Feb 7, 2019

Laughing Grass said:
not me. where's the ex pics.

Not my ex, but an ex just the same.

https://news.yahoo.com/theres-reason-trans-man-former-211300542.html

Laughing Grass · Feb 7, 2019

lokie said:
Not my ex, but an ex just the same.
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https://news.yahoo.com/theres-reason-trans-man-former-211300542.html

No Just no!

tangerinegreen555 · Feb 7, 2019

iamnobody said:
Have a date this weekend. First date I've had since high school (so its been over a decade)

That's nothing. I haven't had a date since 1988 when I got married.

We just call it dinner now as in 'where we having dinner?'

The nights we have 2 or 3 dinners are more fun. Takes a lot out of an old man though. At least half a teaspoon.

tyler.durden · Feb 7, 2019

Laughing Grass said:
just the ex... someone posted dick pick here last week. It had a weird head and looked like the plant from little shop of horrors.

Sorry about that...

ANC · Feb 7, 2019

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