Please forgive me if you've mentioned this FDD, but do you collect hash/kief with all that bud trimmin? (I'm sure you do)
I got a few little nuggets of hash from my little little plot this year, and kept thinking about all the bud you're gonna be trimmin and how much hash/kief you could actually collect from just trimming.
I respect what you have to do to protect your crop, and know the fear and uncertainty of some freak-show running around your yard, stealing and causing frustration/anger.
The end is near brother...shake out those hands when they get stiff from clippin, and good luck!
EDIT: Saw the hash thread, thanks Steadmanclan. Also, I think you're using a special device to trim your buds Fdd. Staying clairvoyant while smoking is a constant uphill battle.