Female ejaculation Poll

Have you, fello female, cumed?

  • Yes!

    Votes: 12 60.0%
  • No

    Votes: 4 20.0%
  • Damn fucking close, but no cigar

    Votes: 4 20.0%

  • Total voters
    20
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MisterMicro

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They all say that.Still the wall I have though.Can't bring it down.The force is strong.:bigjoint:
Aww yess the force. its coming back to me now. lol. Yaa.... ik youd say that.

I ounce made a pocket pussy, thing was pretty sweet.

Supplies:

1 towel
1 big sandwhich bag (preferably non zippable, there velvity)(2 if you really mean business)
1 fatty load of lotion.

Roll the towel up around your cock to get the size, insert the baggy/s, lube it up, then show that towel whos boss.
 

Stoney McFried

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Lmao!That's pretty darn good, man!You must have been in jail.Here's a site you might enjoy, then.http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/ I was curious about the sex toy thing, because some of the fake pocket pussies can have a bullet vibe inserted into them, wondered if vibration affects men the same way it does us chicks.
Aww yess the force. its coming back to me now. lol. Yaa.... ik youd say that.

I ounce made a pocket pussy, thing was pretty sweet.

Supplies:

1 towel
1 big sandwhich bag (preferably non zippable, there velvity)(2 if you really mean business)
1 fatty load of lotion.

Roll the towel up around your cock to get the size, insert the baggy/s, lube it up, then show that towel whos boss.
 

OregonMeds

Well-Known Member
I'm 40, believe it or not. (I know I tend to act a bit young.. Ok a lot young)

Anyway no in my youth I was sort of turnd off by toys or at leat just not into it.

But, yes, eventually I got over that and if we're going to be totally honest I find that using a cock ring really makes my orgasms better, or just using rope to tie like that.
Not sure why that is, but it works for me anyway.

And then there's that new fleshlight thing that's supposed to feel amazing. Never tried it and it's expensive so probably won't for a while at least.

If you mean anal stimulation with toys, well, tried but doesn't really seem to do anything but get in the way for me. But then again that's one of those things you have to get used to and I have never
worked at getting used to it so I could see if it was enjoyable.

If there's any guys reading this... Try a relatively thin rope of soft material, loop tight around the base and under the sack, then around the part above the sack and tie it off. Once you find the right mix of not too tight but just right, you can double the sense of orgasm and make it a bit longer.
 

Stoney McFried

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It probably makes it feel better because of the increased blood in your weiner.I myself am not an anal person.Don't want it done, don't wanna do it.If that's your thing, good for you, but I'll just stay over here, lol.I have tried the finger in the butt on a guy that wanted it.He seemed to like it okay, but we didn't really wanna do it again.I told him, "You understand before I do this that this does NOT entitle you to entrance to my ass, right?" And he agreed.But really, asses just aren't it for me.
I'm 40, believe it or not. (I know I tend to act a bit young.. Ok a lot young)

Anyway no in my youth I was sort of turnd off by toys or at leat just not into it.

But, yes, eventually I got over that and if we're going to be totally honest I find that using a cock ring really makes my orgasms better, or just using rope to tie like that.
Not sure why that is, but it works for me anyway.

And then there's that new fleshlight thing that's supposed to feel amazing. Never tried it and it's expensive so probably won't for a while at least.

If you mean anal stimulation with toys, well, tried but doesn't really seem to do anything but get in the way for me. But then again that's one of those things you have to get used to and I have never
worked at getting used to it so I could see if it was enjoyable.
 

MisterMicro

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Lmao!That's pretty darn good, man!You must have been in jail.Here's a site you might enjoy, then.http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/ I was curious about the sex toy thing, because some of the fake pocket pussies can have a bullet vibe inserted into them, wondered if vibration affects men the same way it does us chicks.

haha, ya ill look into that. Ya vibes are a definat plus. I used to come to those powerful ass back massagers, i just put alot of pressure on it, shit was great.:bigjoint:

Damn Oergon meds, youve got a very open mind, takes a man to admidt that shit. I didnt know such things were so prevelant!

The cockrings are great, ill vouch for that.

Damn, i love this thread.
 

Stoney McFried

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That's it....I'm starting a new thread for homemade sex toys..hope the mods don't shut it down!!!
haha, ya ill look into that. Ya vibes are a definat plus. I used to come to those powerful ass back massagers, i just put alot of pressure on it, shit was great.:bigjoint:

Damn Oergon meds, youve got a very open mind, takes a man to admidt that shit. I didnt know such things were so prevelant!

The cockrings are great, ill vouch for that.

Damn, i love this thread.
 

MisterMicro

Well-Known Member
Lol nice, ill be keeping an eye on that one.

Oh and ya, oergon meds i thought you MIGHT have been 20. Thats cool though, your my homey.
 

OregonMeds

Well-Known Member
I'm too old to care what people think... Makes life easier. :)

And on the suject of vibrators.. No, men don't generally respond to them at all. Or anal for that matter.

Yea if you have issues with just being comfortable period then none of the more "advanced" stuff will work for you because you have to be totally comfortable about yourself, your body, with men, have gotten over whatever made you uncomforablte etc.

Another tip for men... Go find yourself a bottle of pure ashweghanda (or however it's spelled.) It's the active ingredient in those heavily marked up "male enhancement" pills but truth is it does nothing to make you actually bigger but what it does is enhance bloodflow and also does something for really ramping up the orgasm feeling. (if you have a weak heart no, probably as bas as taking viagra for you) No reason to buy the marked up stuff and is actually stronger. Health food stores...
 

OregonMeds

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On the subject of age, where you thought I was about 20... Age is a strange thing, some people get old and act old and some people never feel older or act older than their 20's. I'm in the last category. I still have to remind myself of my age and not always think the young girls are for me... (Often they are just a pain in the ass anyway)
No offense to you young girls... And then again some young girls have the maturity well beyond me too, and could actually be a good match for me except for me being 60 when they're 40 or whatever that would suck.

Luckily I still get carded sometimes and look incredibly young for my age so it all works out. :)
 

Stoney McFried

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Well, a lot of guys are hung up on the anal thing because of the supposed "gay" connotations...but your prostate, if properly stimulated, can bring you to orgasm.It's just whether or not you wanna go there.And as for the advanced stuff, I just generally don't have much sensation, period.Usually, I don't know I'm gonna cum until right before I do, takes a lot of grinding, I always have to be on top.And when I do, it's one time, and then I go numb.I can feel the guy in there, it's just no more pleasurable than rubbing my arm.If it's physical, I don't care, because I hate paps and will never have one again.If it's mental...well, I'll sort that out on my own in time.Or I won't, not a big deal.Vibe works fine.But my sex drive has always been terribly low.Unless I'm masturbating, I can't get off at all with a guy unless I blow him.Fucking weirdo I am, lol.
I'm too old to care what people think... Makes life easier. :)

And on the suject of vibrators.. No, men don't generally respond to them at all. Or anal for that matter.

Yea if you have issues with just being comfortable period then none of the more "advanced" stuff will work for you because you have to be totally comfortable about yourself, your body, with men, have gotten over whatever made you uncomforablte etc.

Another tip for men... Go find yourself a bottle of pure ashweghanda (or however it's spelled.) It's the active ingredient in those heavily marked up "male enhancement" pills but truth is it does nothing to make you actually bigger but what it does is enhance bloodflow and also does something for really ramping up the orgasm feeling. (if you have a weak heart no, probably as bas as taking viagra for you)
 

OregonMeds

Well-Known Member
Haha

Well the way you're talking you'll get more open as time goes on. But yea, no big deal if you don't have a high drive etc.
 

Stoney McFried

Well-Known Member
I'm 31.I've always had no trouble talking about things.That's just the way I am, I think too much.Maybe my orgasms are supposed to be of the mental kind, hence the interest in mind altering substances.
Haha

Well the way you're talking you'll get more open as time goes on. But yea, no big deal if you don't have a high drive etc.
 

MisterMicro

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ya alot of peaople say speed is terrible for sex but i have had some of my best seshes On LSD and Adderall, strange enough.
 

a brasileira

Active Member
Very true, not all women can acheive an orgasm period of either type g-spot or clitoral. Some only get one, if they're lucky.
...

Anyway, just trying to help... A healthy sex life is important even if it's with yourself.

totally agree with that last part.
we tend to be too "hush hush" about sex in our society...in a way. especially females, we aren't encouraged to explore ourselves in hardly any way, especially not sexually, whereas there's hardly a scene in a comedy that doesn't feature a guy jacking off.
reclaim it chicks! say it loud.
SEX! MASTURBATION! ORGASM! THREESOME! CHAINS! PEANUT BUTTER!
whatever you like.

anyways, i like this thread.
 

MisterMicro

Well-Known Member
totally agree with that last part.
we tend to be too "hush hush" about sex in our society...in a way. especially females, we aren't encouraged to explore ourselves in hardly any way, especially not sexually, whereas there's hardly a scene in a comedy that doesn't feature a guy jacking off.
reclaim it chicks! say it loud.
SEX! MASTURBATION! ORGASM! THREESOME! CHAINS! PEANUT BUTTER!
whatever you like.

anyways, i like this thread.

Haha interesting theory there, makes sence. Glad to See you around:bigjoint:

I really love this thread.
 

Stoney McFried

Well-Known Member
Oh yeah, adderall...mmmm...I blew my old man for five hours on that.I was an artist...just kept backing him off and bringing him back to the brink, over and over...you have no idea how amazing a guy's orgasm can be from that, give it a try, just prolong it.(my lips were really puffy after and his ass muscles were sore from clenching)
ya alot of peaople say speed is terrible for sex but i have had some of my best seshes On LSD and Adderall, strange enough.
We do, we act like it's shameful and dirty, especially little grils are fed so much bullshit that they have a ton of hangups to get over by the time they're grown.
totally agree with that last part.
we tend to be too "hush hush" about sex in our society...in a way. especially females, we aren't encouraged to explore ourselves in hardly any way, especially not sexually, whereas there's hardly a scene in a comedy that doesn't feature a guy jacking off.
reclaim it chicks! say it loud.
SEX! MASTURBATION! ORGASM! THREESOME! CHAINS! PEANUT BUTTER!
whatever you like.

anyways, i like this thread.
 
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