Female ejaculation Poll

MisterMicro said:

Haha interesting theory there, makes sence. Glad to See you around

I really love this thread.

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man o man.
yea it does make sense, upon my re-reading of it.
i tried to make that sound proper lol

i think everyone loves this thread dude!

That wasn't flirting that was just a compliment.

She's most likely half way around the world anyway so flirting woudl be totally pointless and girls like that are rarely single anyway.

Just every once in a while I see someone that ALMOST makes me want to date again, so I do give a nod to them is all. I'm still hiding from women in real life.

Stoney McFried said:

Oh yeah, adderall...mmmm...I blew my old man for five hours on that.I was an artist...just kept backing him off and bringing him back to the brink, over and over...you have no idea how amazing a guy's orgasm can be from that, give it a try, just prolong it.(my lips were really puffy after and his ass muscles were sore from clenching)

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ooohWEE, that sounds like a darn good time...sore ass muscles? you know you were gettin it lol

Stoney McFried said:

We do, we act like it's shameful and dirty, especially little grils are fed so much bullshit that they have a ton of hangups to get over by the time they're grown.

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yep. my children, boys and/or girls, will have a healthy appreciation for sex...the most natural part of life right along with eating and pissin. it's to be enjoyed with balance...sexual gluttony is just as ugly as sexual deprivity.

OregonMeds said:

That wasn't flirting that was just a compliment.

She's most likely half way around the world anyway so flirting woudl be totally pointless and girls like that are rarely single anyway.

Just every once in a while I see someone that ALMOST makes me want to date again, so I do give a nod to them is all. In truth I'm still hiding from women in real life.

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haha i'm brazilian, flirting is what we do. or "complimenting", whatever you wanna call it.
:-]

actually, i live in california, to add a little fun bit of trivia about me. man i'm realizing that i just joined this site like 2 hours ago and i'm already talking too much.

why are you hiding from women?

Aw, I'm teasin' it's ok to flirt.Playful banter and all, wot wot.

OregonMeds said:

That wasn't flirting that was just a compliment.

She's most likely half way around the world anyway so flirting woudl be totally pointless and girls like that are rarely single anyway.

Just every once in a while I see someone that ALMOST makes me want to date again, so I do give a nod to them is all. In truth I'm still hiding from women in real life.

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I have two girls.I'm trying to be very matter of fact about sex with them.However, I don't want them doing it until they are adults, meaning outta my house and not saddling me with a grandkid to raise.

a brasileira said:

ooohWEE, that sounds like a darn good time...sore ass muscles? you know you were gettin it lol



yep. my children, boys and/or girls, will have a healthy appreciation for sex...the most natural part of life right along with eating and pissin. it's to be enjoyed with balance...sexual gluttony is just as ugly as sexual deprivity.

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a brasileira said:

haha i'm brazilian, flirting is what we do. or "complimenting", whatever you wanna call it.
:-]

actually, i live in california, to add a little fun bit of trivia about me. man i'm realizing that i just joined this site like 2 hours ago and i'm already talking too much.

why are you hiding from women?

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I choose the wrong ones for me but then I get all emotionally involved and tend to overlook the obvious reasons why we shouldn't be together. Or something like that...

I'm an emotional guy... Sort of an oddity.

It can be just as painful for men to have relationships fail and it's just so much easierr to stay single and level headed about things instead of getting all tied up emotionally.

I don't get along with a lot of men actually in some respects. Not that macho full of shit type.

Stoney McFried said:

I have two girls.I'm trying to be very matter of fact about sex with them.However, I don't want them doing it until they are adults, meaning outta my house and not saddling me with a grandkid to raise.

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i commend you on the way you're raising them...you can't hide a major part of life from a female of any age and expect her to grow up "normally", meaning...fully functioning on all levels. it's important to have a good relationship with sex especially as a woman nowadays...we are the childbearers after all.

and as far as waiting...that's very healthy too. especially for your pocketbook as far as not having grandkids running around everywhere lol

OregonMeds said:

I choose the wrong ones for me but then I get all emotionally involved and tend to overlook the obvious reasons why we shouldn't be together. Or something like that...

I'm an emotional guy... Sort of an oddity. I don't get along with a lot of men actually.

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nah, it's not an oddity, it's a feature...i sound cliche, but sayings are cliche for a reason: embrace your emotions men!

just like it's not healthy for a female to deny herself her sexuality, it's a fuckin sin for men to sit around and act like mindless, hearless drones all day.

well it's cool that you can admit that to yourself, because now you have the power to change it.

Well, when they grow up, I kinda wanna be free, ya know? I'll still be young enough to get a few kicks.

a brasileira said:

i commend you on the way you're raising them...you can't hide a major part of life from a female of any age and expect her to grow up "normally", meaning...fully functioning on all levels. it's important to have a good relationship with sex especially as a woman nowadays...we are the childbearers after all.

and as far as waiting...that's very healthy too. especially for your pocketbook as far as not having grandkids running around everywhere lol

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Stoney McFried said:

Well, when they grow up, I kinda wanna be free, ya know? I'll still be young enough to get a few kicks.

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haha yep...
and hopefully old enough so that you can spoil'em and send them back home for their mothers to deal with. lol

Laughing as they drive their moms crazy...muahaha....a mother's revenge.

a brasileira said:

haha yep...
and hopefully old enough so that you can spoil'em and send them back home for their mothers to deal with. lol

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Stoney McFried said:

Laughing as they drive their moms crazy...muahaha....a mother's revenge.

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iiiiiiii like the way you think.
>:-]

Thank you!Well, I hope you enjoy it here at RIU, I'm off for the night.Bye all!

a brasileira said:

iiiiiiii like the way you think.
>:-]

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a brasileira said:

nah, it's not an oddity, it's a feature...i sound cliche, but sayings are cliche for a reason: embrace your emotions men!

just like it's not healthy for a female to deny herself her sexuality, it's a fuckin sin for men to sit around and act like mindless, hearless drones all day.

well it's cool that you can admit that to yourself, because now you have the power to change it.

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Yea when I'm ready I guess. I have been through enough lately with all kinds of other stuff in my life though so I'm finding the time to myself good. (and it feels safe)

It's not a feature when it holds you back though. There was a girl I saw at fry's electronics working the counter and we had a moment of a lifetime type of instant spark...Not just one sided we were both clearly kind of floored. I chickened out and kindly walked away. Then another day I saw her and she was all happy to see me and waved me over to say hi.

What did I do? Stood there like an ass thinking about all the bad things that happened in past relationships and walked away with my head down without saying a word.

Then I felt like such an ass and worry I hurt her feelings too and could not find her again and have really regretted that hard core since then.

Never have I had THAT level of sparks so fast but it's nice to know that can happen I guess.

They even put employees names on the receipts so it might be possible to track her down but now I can't... That would just be wrong, like stalkerish or something plus having probably hurt and disspointed her she may not want to see me again anyway.

We only had like 5 mintues of talking anyway and who knows she could be wrong for me too.

Ya Gooooodnight everyone, im off aswell. We made some progress today in the school of pleasure. Now that should be the titles, wheres the mods.....