Finger up the arse blowjob.

Have you done it?

  • I did it and loved it

    Votes: 19 28.4%

  • I would never try

    Votes: 30 44.8%

  • I hated it

    Votes: 3 4.5%

  • Maybe I would

    Votes: 15 22.4%
  • Total voters
    67
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xKuroiTaimax

Well-Known Member
Dizzle Frost said:
im glad someone said this!!!!!!!!!! i clean my hoohoo before any girl storms my beach
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I love you :3

Guys expecting me to give a blowjob when there's pee and sweat and god knows what stuck to it XP Cue casual lubed handjob/undercover wipe. I need to work on being firm enough to outright tell them to take a shower.
 
Dizzle Frost

Dizzle Frost

Well-Known Member
xKuroiTaimax said:
I love you :3

Guys expecting me to give a blowjob when there's pee and sweat and god knows what stuck to it XP Cue casual lubed handjob/undercover wipe. I need to work on being firm enough to outright tell them to take a shower.
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:) yeah if yur gonna get real kinky dirty it helps to be squeaky clean.

your tactics are good tho for the situation...good job soldier!
 
PeachOibleBoiblePeach#1

PeachOibleBoiblePeach#1

Well-Known Member
xKuroiTaimax said:
I love you :3

Guys expecting me to give a blowjob when there's pee and sweat and god knows what stuck to it XP Cue casual lubed handjob/undercover wipe. I need to work on being firm enough to outright tell them to take a shower.
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Your snobby in my book,,,if you can't apprecitare a man an sweat,,,Your just being pickey,,,I have become to appreciate and find Love in my own ball sweat,,,It take's time to grow but you will know and understand the meaning of life after a guy like me....You will fall in Love!
 
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fireproof

Active Member
RavenMochi said:
OMFG!!! THAT SHIT IS GREAT!!!! †LOL† I busted out laughing when I read that, like seriously, that was funny enough to be in a cracked article...
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I just applied for the hell of it. If I ever manage to get any money out of it, I'll throw some you're way for a sack/beer/etc.
 
Tenner

Tenner

Well-Known Member
Can the 3 people who voted "I hated it" please share their stories?

Was it because you came too quick?

Or did you not give her a chance?

:D
 
bicycleday

bicycleday

Active Member
Pure farking gold! It's amazing how a hot kinky girl can open the mind of even the manliest of men, amazing that some come across as feeling a little dirty from their experience even if they did enjoy it? Like Tenner said experiences would be good, maybe one of the 3 was backed up at the time


***** (THIS IS NOT A TROLL POST)
 
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allSmilez

Active Member
xKuroiTaimax said:
I love you :3

Guys expecting me to give a blowjob when there's pee and sweat and god knows what stuck to it XP Cue casual lubed handjob/undercover wipe. I need to work on being firm enough to outright tell them to take a shower.
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Well, I gotta tell you, your vagina (not you personally) at some point bleeds every month. Not only that, you girls sweat more than guys because the skin down there folds up, crinkles, and swallows itself no matter what position you are in throughout the day. And if you are like most modern girls, you shave your shit, therefore eliminating any barrier to outside moisture, and eliminating any barrier to your "inside" juices. Once those two meet, coupled with oxygen, WELL, that's a recipe for tuna melt salad! Now add all that with walking around, being horny at periodic moments during your day, and you got the makings of some NASTY SHIT THAT I, OR ANY OTHER MALE DOES NOT WANT TO FUCKING LICK. And if that's not enough, YOU GET THESE NASTY YEAST INFECTIONS because you wiped some of that FECES in to your vagina, all because your vaginal opening is a little too close to your ASSHOLE. And yet you think guys are gross. HAHA. Nice try.
 
bicycleday

bicycleday

Active Member
allSmilez said:
Well, I gotta tell you, your vagina (not you personally) at some point bleeds every month. Not only that, you girls sweat more than guys because the skin down there folds up, crinkles, and swallows itself no matter what position you are in throughout the day. And if you are like most modern girls, you shave your shit, therefore eliminating any barrier to outside moisture, and eliminating any barrier to your "inside" juices. Once those two meet, coupled with oxygen, WELL, that's a recipe for tuna melt salad! Now add all that with walking around, being horny at periodic moments during your day, and you got the makings of some NASTY SHIT THAT I, OR ANY OTHER MALE DOES NOT WANT TO FUCKING LICK. And if that's not enough, YOU GET THESE NASTY YEAST INFECTIONS because you wiped some of that FECES in to your vagina, all because your vaginal opening is a little too close to your ASSHOLE. And yet you think guys are gross. HAHA. Nice try.
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I think most girls would be taught to wipe backwards not forwards, feaces in the vagina, are you for real, these must be some nasty chicks you be licking allSmilez
 
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