Finger up the arse blowjob.

Have you done it?

  • I did it and loved it

    Votes: 19 28.4%

  • I would never try

    Votes: 30 44.8%

  • I hated it

    Votes: 3 4.5%

  • Maybe I would

    Votes: 15 22.4%
  • Total voters
    67
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allSmilez

Active Member
bicycleday said:
I think most girls would be taught to wipe backwards not forwards, feaces in the vagina, are you for real, these must be some nasty chicks you be licking allSmilez
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LOL. Nah man, I'm just sayin, it's a real phenomena. It's natural for your ass crack to sweat, and that can leak some nasty shit from the ass to the vagina. Especially if them bitches go jogging after taking a shit. Me personally? SMELL BEFORE YOU DIVE. One finger, right to the nose. When she asks what's wrong, ignore the bitch and tell her you just thought about your lapsed car insurance.
Unless we're talking anal fucking straight to vagina. Well then, there you go. That's a dangerous combo. Shoulda known better. Now divorce that bitch.
 
stelthy

stelthy

Well-Known Member
I am pretty open minded when it comes to sex... and would love watching another girl and my wife use a strap-on or finger either of each others holes.... but I would feel violated if anything tried to enter my arse! I may let a dirty minded girl lick my A-Hole but that's as far as I'd let her go!! The idea of hot n cold ie ice and warm chocolate over my Dick n balls is a turn on I think the. Coldness would make me focus more when it comes to have the chocolate licked and sucked off by the girl/s ... I do like to stick a finger in her ass and one in her pussy as I lick her clit, but would defo feel uncomfortable if she tried to repay through favor... for me a blokes a-hole is an out-hole only !! - STELTHY :leaf:
 
Tenner

Tenner

Well-Known Member
allSmilez said:
LOL. Nah man, I'm just sayin, it's a real phenomena. It's natural for your ass crack to sweat, and that can leak some nasty shit from the ass to the vagina. Especially if them bitches go jogging after taking a shit. Me personally? SMELL BEFORE YOU DIVE. One finger, right to the nose. When she asks what's wrong, ignore the bitch and tell her you just thought about your lapsed car insurance.
Unless we're talking anal fucking straight to vagina. Well then, there you go. That's a dangerous combo. Shoulda known better. Now divorce that bitch.
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I completely agree with you equating the hygine of both sides, girls ones aren`t cleaner than boys ones :)

But I disagree, SMELL AFTER YOU DIVE... NO FEAR haha
 
Tenner

Tenner

Well-Known Member
stelthy said:
I am pretty open minded when it comes to sex... and would love watching another girl and my wife use a strap-on or finger either of each others holes.... but I would feel violated if anything tried to enter my arse! I may let a dirty minded girl lick my A-Hole but that's as far as I'd let her go!! The idea of hot n cold ie ice and warm chocolate over my Dick n balls is a turn on I think the. Coldness would make me focus more when it comes to have the chocolate licked and sucked off by the girl/s ... I do like to stick a finger in her ass and one in her pussy as I lick her clit, but would defo feel uncomfortable if she tried to repay through favor... for me a blokes a-hole is an out-hole only !! - STELTHY :leaf:
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You sound like an "open minded" person with all his limits and rules set out. Thats not being open, being open minded is being open to new things and by looking at the poll results, your clearly not looking at this situation with an open mind. Maybe "relatively open minded" is more of a fit here? :D

And cmon, the licking part gets a bit weak after a couple minutes :D
 
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xKuroiTaimax

Well-Known Member
bicycleday said:
I think most girls would be taught to wipe backwards not forwards, feaces in the vagina, are you for real, these must be some nasty chicks you be licking allSmilez
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True.

PeachOibleBoiblePeach#1 said:
Your snobby in my book,,,if you can't apprecitare a man an sweat,,,Your just being pickey,,,I have become to appreciate and find Love in my own ball sweat,,,It take's time to grow but you will know and understand the meaning of life after a guy like me....You will fall in Love!
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And I'm not snobby or picky. Don't make assumptions because I'm young. I do not have all the choice in the world and I am not superficial. I am the most affectionate and deeply loving person you will ever meet. If you knew the shit I've gone through for a someone I love for them to fuck me then try and brush me under the rug. I know what love is.

The only two men I've been with long term were extremely close friends who strung me along like the cared about me whilst I genuinely loved them. (and the others physically forced me) That's why I didn't want to embarrass them. I've ha enough men yell or be harsh with me, but I'm not allowed to ask for the same kind of hygiene courtesy I offer, a aforementioned?

Being honest with you, beggars cannot be choosers. Still no boyfriend after 18 years. I am NOT a snob- even if a guy is being a dick to me I never complain or make him feel awkward, though I should. Like I said I should ask a guy to take a shower, because I sure as hell keep myself clean and whether someone want to go down there or not.

Guys are allowed to say 'tell that bitch to wash that shit' or if she doesn't fulfil x,y,z criteria, ditch her and it's acceptable. *grumble*

There's nothing wrong with expecting someone to keep clean. The whole idea of vaginal discharge is to keep it clean, not just lubed up for your dick. Both sexes should be courteous to one another, and if you need to tell someone you feel uncomfortable about going near something that doesn't smell right, find a nice or subtle way of telling them.

Or take a shower together...
 
Tenner

Tenner

Well-Known Member
xKuroiTaimax said:
True.



And I'm not snobby or picky. Don't make assumptions because I'm young. I do not have all the choice in the world and I am not superficial. I am the most affectionate and deeply loving person you will ever meet. If you knew the shit I've gone through for a someone I love for them to fuck me then try and brush me under the rug. I know what love is.

The only two men I've been with long term were extremely close friends who strung me along like the cared about me whilst I genuinely loved them. (and the others physically forced me) That's why I didn't want to embarrass them. I've ha enough men yell or be harsh with me, but I'm not allowed to ask for the same kind of hygiene courtesy I offer, a aforementioned?

Being honest with you, beggars cannot be choosers. Still no boyfriend after 18 years. I am NOT a snob- even if a guy is being a dick to me I never complain or make him feel awkward, though I should. Like I said I should ask a guy to take a shower, because I sure as hell keep myself clean and whether someone want to go down there or not.

Guys are allowed to say 'tell that bitch to wash that shit' or if she doesn't fulfil x,y,z criteria, ditch her and it's acceptable. *grumble*

There's nothing wrong with expecting someone to keep clean. The whole idea of vaginal discharge is to keep it clean, not just lubed up for your dick. Both sexes should be courteous to one another, and if you need to tell someone you feel uncomfortable about going near something that doesn't smell right, find a nice or subtle way of telling them.

Or take a shower together...
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I agree with you and you sound like a really nice person all along your posts.

I don`t mean to be judgemental or anything Kuroi but I`m going to say, "If you always do what you have always done, then you will always get what you have always got". Either the way, place or circle of people you hang out with isn`t quite right for your expectations.

And you shouldn`t have to beg almost all the guys on this forum would have you for breakfast, lunch and dinner lol
 
The*Mad*Hatter

The*Mad*Hatter

Well-Known Member
A Stripper from out ah state just brought me beer...any thoughts...
thats a damn good woman right their....just wanted to share with the world my
good news
 
zvuv

zvuv

Active Member
Tried it a couple of times. Didn't like it. I didn't hate it but it wasnt pleasurable and it was distracting.
 
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M.Swills

Member
Had it done at a massage parlor. She was slipping her hand back there and I thought about stopping her but thought eh what the hell. Wasn't too bad, just incredibly different.
 
stelthy

stelthy

Well-Known Member
Tenner said:
You sound like an "open minded" person with all his limits and rules set out. Thats not being open, being open minded is being open to new things and by looking at the poll results, your clearly not looking at this situation with an open mind. Maybe "relatively open minded" is more of a fit here? :D

And cmon, the licking part gets a bit weak after a couple minutes :D
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Ok ... I'am not 'Super open minded' or maybe I'am "relatively open minded" as you put it.... but to put it plain and simple 'I like to do the fucking' - and by no means do I want to be fucked! Not by a finger, nor Strap-on!! I have an insanely high sex drive and as much as I don't mind fantasising about certain mention acts I prefer to keep that element as just fantasy! So maybe I'am not as open minded as I thought... or maybe I just expressed my thinking in the wrong way.. Fuck it! lol :) ...

I'd prefer watching my wife getting it from another girl in some bondage/S&M scenario and all I have to do is fuck em n finish :) :) ....then smoke n shower :)

Yeah I agree the 'Licking' and cool sensation is short lived, but when she virtually blows smoke rings with my wand in her mouth and tries to deep throat I ... I..'ve actually forgotten my point, lol...
Well lets just say I dont take it up the shittah, and by no means ever will :) lol ...

I have got a funny LINK I may post though that you may all find funny/disturbing :) :-



https://www.rollitup.org/spirituality-sexuality-philosophy/297804-smoking-bud-wanking-same-time.html



Its not 100% relevent but its still pretty random :) - STELTHY :leaf:
 
CEEJR

CEEJR

Well-Known Member
No need to go any farther south than the Banus, and lets just say I pick my doctors by the diameter of their index finger, the slimmer the better.
 
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