For Real Stoners....

A real stoner is stoned while stating he is a real stoner, man im uber-monged lol
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yeah, man when im high, on the balcony, i couldn't give a care if the cops would be on the street, even the neighbors... im just chillin on da balcony !!!!!!

wait a second, i just looked around me, im in the same scenario! on my balcony smoking down and taking off, not giving a fuck, neighbors don't care (well i guess i should say I don't care if the neighbors care, but they've never complained) and cops can't see me (knock on wood).

a real stoner knows you can't get too cocky, that's when you get busted.
 
wait a second, i just looked around me, im in the same scenario! on my balcony smoking down and taking off, not giving a fuck, neighbors don't care (well i guess i should say I don't care if the neighbors care, but they've never complained) and cops can't see me (knock on wood).

a real stoner knows you can't get too cocky, that's when you get busted.
its kinda funny cuz i start smokin under the fan cuz before i smoke i get paranoid, but halfway thru im like fuckit...and i go smoke the rest outside... i love smokin weeeeed !!!!!!! and sometimes, im imagining myself walkin in newyork where there like 5 inches of space beetween everyone, and just walkin like a fag, and everybody is looking at me weird, but i just dont give tihs (shit) by fag i dont mean gay, i mean like walking in such a stupid way that im beeing stared at while my smile is running to my ears XD
damn thats a long message
 
its kinda funny cuz i start smokin under the fan cuz before i smoke i get paranoid, but halfway thru im like fuckit...and i go smoke the rest outside... i love smokin weeeeed !!!!!!! and sometimes, im imagining myself walkin in newyork where there like 5 inches of space beetween everyone, and just walkin like a fag, and everybody is looking at me weird, but i just dont give tihs (shit) by fag i dont mean gay, i mean like walking in such a stupid way that im beeing stared at while my smile is running to my ears XD
damn thats a long message

no, by fag you mean gay..
 
yeah man you lost me during that, but i understand what you mean by not giving a fuck and doing shit that weirds other people out, but you do you bro. stoned status
 
conversation I just had with a friend, "dude this one time I got so high...uhhh, it was real crazy man"

a real stoner thinks that is a full story.
 
A real stoner knows how to high drug addiction well. As most stoners go on to do much harder drugs, as we all know marijuana is a gateway drug.

Actually, a REAL real stoner doesn't have any interest in hard core bullshit drugs. Go natural, baby!
 
i wouldnt quite agree on that ;) i get free weed from "friends" at parties... andits worth shit.... (but it all depends on what you fall on :P)

Your going to the wrong parties! LOL All my friends have The Bomb!!!! Oh that because I grew it!!! LOL
 
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