For Real Stoners....

rzza

rzza

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Devildog93 said:
A real stoner walks into a convenience store, wearing shorts, a hat, and a wife-beater top with about a dub sack of chopped weed stuck to it.......then asks for Zig Zags
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kinda like a coke head, unrolling a dollar bill to buy a beer:)
 
Richie LxP

Richie LxP

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Lol, im forever pulling out my weed with change in the store, i once had a half ounce of hash fall on the clerks desk while pulling out change. Lol, just the look they give you is hilarious.
 
i<3

i<3

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Richie LxP said:
Lol, im forever pulling out my weed with change in the store, i once had a half ounce of hash fall on the clerks desk while pulling out change. Lol, just the look they give you is hilarious.
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i could totally see my local gas station's clerk's face if it happened to me... LOL
 
i<3

i<3

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wragler said:
A real stoner has job where the drug test is to see how well you roll a joint.
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its either you were fucking stone while writing that, or im fuckin stoned, cuz fuck i didnt understand shit you said....... lol
 
i<3

i<3

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LostReefSponger said:
shit! i totally had something good to add to this last night but I forgot, hopefully I will think of it.
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ha.. i hate when that happens... it happens to me like 5 times a day.... in the middle of a conversation..."huh...what was i saying ??????"
 
see4

see4

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A real stoner knows how to high drug addiction well. As most stoners go on to do much harder drugs, as we all know marijuana is a gateway drug.
 
RetiredToker76

RetiredToker76

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see4 said:
A real stoner knows how to high drug addiction well. As most stoners go on to do much harder drugs, as we all know marijuana is a gateway drug.
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I don't... :P

I was in rehearsal and my coach said, "RT you need to check and play in the right clef." I replied, "Oh shit, ya dude."

Ya I gave up hiding in the grow closet, everyone knows I'm a stoner.
 
Truth B Known

Truth B Known

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a real stoner doesn't care about what he drops- cause to a real stoner, it..

[video=youtube;Bsg-q0JdgWU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bsg-q0JdgWU[/video]
 
ElMonte74

ElMonte74

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LostReefSponger said:
a real stoner plans to smoke at 4:20 and forgets to watch the time but accidentally smokes at 4:20 still
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me and my friends always try to be on time to smoke at 4:20 but always smoke at 4:25 5 minutes afterwards cause we have to break some up

A true stoner never gets into any trouble and is the neutral party in a fight
 
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