For Real Stoners....

A real stoner walks into a convenience store, wearing shorts, a hat, and a wife-beater top with about a dub sack of chopped weed stuck to it.......then asks for Zig Zags

kinda like a coke head, unrolling a dollar bill to buy a beer:)
 
Lol, im forever pulling out my weed with change in the store, i once had a half ounce of hash fall on the clerks desk while pulling out change. Lol, just the look they give you is hilarious.
 
Lol, im forever pulling out my weed with change in the store, i once had a half ounce of hash fall on the clerks desk while pulling out change. Lol, just the look they give you is hilarious.

i could totally see my local gas station's clerk's face if it happened to me... LOL
 
shit! i totally had something good to add to this last night but I forgot, hopefully I will think of it.

ha.. i hate when that happens... it happens to me like 5 times a day.... in the middle of a conversation..."huh...what was i saying ??????"
 
A real stoner knows how to high drug addiction well. As most stoners go on to do much harder drugs, as we all know marijuana is a gateway drug.
 
A real stoner knows how to high drug addiction well. As most stoners go on to do much harder drugs, as we all know marijuana is a gateway drug.

I don't... :P

I was in rehearsal and my coach said, "RT you need to check and play in the right clef." I replied, "Oh shit, ya dude."

Ya I gave up hiding in the grow closet, everyone knows I'm a stoner.
 
a real stoner doesn't care about what he drops- cause to a real stoner, it..

[video=youtube;Bsg-q0JdgWU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bsg-q0JdgWU[/video]
 
a real stoner plans to smoke at 4:20 and forgets to watch the time but accidentally smokes at 4:20 still
me and my friends always try to be on time to smoke at 4:20 but always smoke at 4:25 5 minutes afterwards cause we have to break some up

A true stoner never gets into any trouble and is the neutral party in a fight
 
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