fuck stories( you girls can join in too)

Okay, fine... but you guys will never look at me the same.....
I was really burnt and hungover, and I puked on my man during a blowjob.
SOOOOO embarrassing..... and sad for him....
I told ya it was gnarly....
Im sure Ive got more....Lemme think....

holy crymoly girl......first off thanks for trusting us all.....and second....holycrymoly girl....now THATS a story!....hahahahahaha......

that is gnarly. lol

This is really really gross...
But not me, thank goodness
My best friend is an anal lover, her name's Ginger, go figure,
anyway, she was in the throes of some anal love, and
oops! diarrhea!!!!
soooo gross, how come I cant think of anything funny? Its all disgusting.
Happy new year fuckers.

Rocketgirl said:

This is really really gross...
But not me, thank goodness
My best friend is an anal lover, her name's Ginger, go figure,
anyway, she was in the throes of some anal love, and
oops! diarrhea!!!!
soooo gross, how come I cant think of anything funny? Its all disgusting.
Happy new year fuckers.

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ATTENTION: The names in this story have been changed to protect the poster....We know it was you rocketgirl....

I had a girl get alittle poo on my man meat during anal...

Rocketgirl said:

Okay, fine... but you guys will never look at me the same.....
I was really burnt and hungover, and I puked on my man during a blowjob.
SOOOOO embarrassing..... and sad for him....
I told ya it was gnarly....
Im sure Ive got more....Lemme think....

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You can on my kak anytime you want babe

Haha, Im not scared.....
At least the anal story isnt about me. Im still trying to think of good one for you guys.
I LOVED the handcuff story, Ive actually told a few people about that one. Can't remember who posted it, but thats freakin awesome. I just wonder how she got out.

well I know alot of females umm "gag" on cock at one time or another the diareah story was bad I would have been pretty mad if I was doing a girl and she did that.I knew a girl who liked to get high with me and my peoples while riding around ina suburban and getting a train going in the back with the seats down.For some reason she was a crowd favorite..Also hung out with 2 of my friends who stayed together while they were fucking thier girls on the living room floor at the same time while the other 4 of us just got smoked out and played playstation and passed then the J between thrusts lol

Wow. Never believe those stories about girls gettin done by the crowd. I find it hard to believe that a chick would be that nuts.

But ya can't get mad about a bodily function, fletch. She didnt do it on purpose, ya know? And her man loved her, so he prolly played it off like "its okay sweetie, SHIT HAPPENS". damn I made that up myself and it fit.

Thats so fuckin rad.... I thought maybe she did days in lockup
Thanks guys for not being mean about the regurgitory head.

Rocketgirl said:

Wow. Never believe those stories about girls gettin done by the crowd. I find it hard to believe that a chick would be that nuts.

But ya can't get mad about a bodily function, fletch. She didnt do it on purpose, ya know? And her man loved her, so he prolly played it off like "its okay sweetie, SHIT HAPPENS". damn I made that up myself and it fit.

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my old ladys crazy bout anal but she wouldent let me near her ass if experiencing any problems like that....thank god.

Rocketgirl said:

Wow. Never believe those stories about girls gettin done by the crowd. I find it hard to believe that a chick would be that nuts.

But ya can't get mad about a bodily function, fletch. She didnt do it on purpose, ya know? And her man loved her, so he prolly played it off like "its okay sweetie, SHIT HAPPENS". damn I made that up myself and it fit.

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hahahhahahahahahhaa

Back in the day, my best friend and I would be having sex with these 2 girls in the same room (they were friends) and used to switch off after we wanted a change up.

Two sisters in the same bed at the same time. Fucking one and fingering the other, then switched it up. Happened all the time, one would call me over for sex and they shared a basement with separate rooms. When I was there they were always sleeping in the same bed.

My best friends (same from above) his older sister was divorced and we would stay the night at her house some weekends. She was 24 at the time, I think...anyway I would wear that out at least 3 times a week until I was around 17. I could still have sex with her today if I wanted, but I'm married. I was 15 when we first had sex, some call it statutory rape...I call it gaining valuable experience. LOL!

Last one for now, but I have tons. I was "going out with" this small town chick, she was an innocent virgin saint compared to me and till this day I don't know how we ended up together during that time. I was in my teens when all these things happened (see above). So, even though she was a "steady girlfriend" I was still getting pleanty. Anyhow we were in "puppy love" and saw each other on weekends, saw movies, talked for hours on the phone mainly about me taking her virginity, lol. Anyhow after a year and a half she finally gave in and everything was set. Well two friends and I go to her dad's place where she stayed on weekends and according to her he wouldn't be home until AFTER 3AM. Cool, we BS with my friends, play video games and finally slip away to her bedroom, towel for the blood and all. Both butt ass naked, making out and ready to get it on around 11PM and I hear my friends say "Oh shit"...followed by loud scrambling noises. I hear her father walk in the door shouting her name and cursing up a storm. I am stricken by fear and freeze while she gets dressed in 30 seconds flat. I look at everywhere for a hiding/escape place...nothing is coming to mind. Meanwhile shes getting her ass chewed by her father and rightly so...he just saw 2 teenage boys jump from his second story balcony and scatter like roaches. He is amazed that neither broke a limb and pissed at the same time that she had them over. I finally find a place to hide, right next to the side of her water bed in a spot just big enough for me to fit sideways. Butt naked, scared, cold and praying that I get out safe covered with my clothes and a blanket for camouflage. She returns after about an hour and her dad lays down, apparently he had too much to drink and thats why he was home early. I have to wait 2 more hours before her dad is passed out and it was safe. Best piece of pussy I never got to have, what a shame. I will give it to my friends though, they waited for me the whole time at the corner store...picked me up and had the blunt ready. One of them lost their pager and we came to find it the next day...her dad comes out and shakes their hands while saying "you 2 have alot of balls jumping off the balcony, but next time use the door". He laughs as he helps them find the pager and tells them nice to meet you. If I would have known that shit, I would have got dressed and introduced myself.

The first story I have is when I was 17 I had my gf at the time give me road head on the way to our homecoming and when we got there we devised a sinister plan. My friend was there and I told her to go make out with him and I stood next to them and watched. At first he was very resistant as he looked over at me and I started to laugh so he kinda raised his eyebrows and started making out with her for a second. Well the funny thing was, I had drank some orange juice earlier and he told her it tasted like orange juice. Now of course, I hadn't made out with her because well... she was giving me road head. Now how did he get that taste in his mouth? You be the judge. We all had a good laugh afterwards.... well, not him.

My friends dad used to be a sniper for the Marines. They were in some random country like Guam on some sort of recon mission or exercise maybe. So anyway, he's with his troop and they're killing time looking through their sniper scopes for anything out of the ordinary and he happens to come upon this clearing in his sniper scope. Then he sees this farmer flailing around and he's like "What the fuck?" So he takes a better look and sees this farmer is just fucking the SHIT out of this little goat! Well, their all cracking up and he's like "Watch this." and he shoots the goat straight through the neck. Well, being that he was so far away, the farmer didn't hear the shot for a few seconds, so he's sitting here railing on this goat and it's head is bobbing up and down and swinging from side to side and finally the farmer hears it... he turns around in a few 90 degree rotations with the goat still on his dick and after that, he just drops it and runs away.