fuck stories( you girls can join in too)

mastakoosh said:
speaking of period stories. i once did an 8-ball one night. as it got later we retired to the bedroom and we started to make love. i went down on her to finish off the session. i kept thinking something tasted a little different. after we got done i went in the bathroom and turned on the light, and to my horror half my face was covered in blood. i walked back in the room and screamed "you dirty fuckin bitch, gonna let me eat you out while your on the rag and not tell me." man was i pissed and disgusted cuz i would never do that intentionally in my life. turns out due to the blow my nose started to bleed while i was down there and i didn't know lol. so my blood ran down there and i tongued and swirled it all around and then lapped it up for quite a while lol.gross:spew::hump::spew:
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I just threw up in my mouth a little.
 
I have a story involving a butthole, my dick, and a stinky brown substance. I'd prefer not to discuss it any further if that's alright.
 
Wort time I didn't. I thought it was cool because there weren't going to be any babies in 9 months.
 
LOL ^^^ WOWWWOWWOAOAZZOZOZZ

I had another girl I went to High School with....they called her 'Messy Jessie'.........
 
bongspit said:
the hand job thread made me laugh so, I thought a fuck stories would be good... I picked this drunk girl up one night and I was trippn on blotter, she wants to go to her place. I was driving a 1970 corvette at the time and used a set of handcuffs as a theft deterant, put them from the shifter to the steering wheel. Well, she is playn with the cuffs and when we get to her place she brings the cuffs inside. She handcuffs herself to the bed and we have a good old time. When were moving on to different things she wanted me to unlock the handcuffs, but the key was in the car(remember I am trippn my ass off and smokd a big fatty also), so I get my clothes on and go out side to my car to get the keys, this apartment complex is huge and I have a hard time finding my car, I finally find my car and get the key and head back to her apartment only I can not find it...I do not have her phone # and do not know her last name. I looked for over an hour and it was 3 am, so i left. Several months later I was at this party and out of nowhere this good lookn chick comes up to me and is calln me names and slaps the shit out of me...guess who? I asked her if I could have my handcuffs back, but she just cussed me...
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That's just wrong...You can not be trusted. You'd a shit , if she'd a whipped them babies out and handcuffed your ass to your chair< SURPRISE!!!> ha ha ha
 
a few years back some friends and I took my RV to mardi gras for some serious ass partying...I was the the only single person on the trip, but I was trippn and it's new orleans I am bound to get laid. on the last night I still had gotten laid and my buddies had been getting too drunk to do any fucking either, so I didn't feel to bad...so I am in the bedroom in the back sleeping away and hear the door open and a woman says Jimmy(my cousin) are you in here? the next thing I know my cousins naked, drunk girlfriend is in bed with me and proceeds to fuck and suck my brains out...the next day we were getting the RV ready for the trip home and she pulls me aside and says, "I really did think you were Jimmy" . they later got married and when I see her all I can do is smile...:hump::mrgreen::blsmoke:
 
Not much of a story.. but one girl fell off my bed naked afterwards. It was pretty funny and I just sat there pointing and laughing at her on the floor. Im horrible haha.
 
growingmom said:
That's just wrong...You can not be trusted. You'd a shit , if she'd a whipped them babies out and handcuffed your ass to your chair< SURPRISE!!!> ha ha ha
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wait up....what's that got to do with trust??? she nefariously brought the handcuffs into play...I have had the handcuffs used on me for their intended purpose, so i do not see them as a sex toy...:blsmoke:

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bongspit said:
wait up....what's that got to do with trust??? she nefariously brought the handcuffs into play...I have had the handcuffs used on me for their intended purpose, so i do not see them as a sex toy...:blsmoke:

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Yeah...that's like saying, you don't see ass as a sex toy..BS.
 
bongspit said:
a few years back some friends and I took my RV to mardi gras for some serious ass partying...I was the the only single person on the trip, but I was trippn and it's new orleans I am bound to get laid. on the last night I still had gotten laid and my buddies had been getting too drunk to do any fucking either, so I didn't feel to bad...so I am in the bedroom in the back sleeping away and hear the door open and a woman says Jimmy(my cousin) are you in here? the next thing I know my cousins naked, drunk girlfriend is in bed with me and proceeds to fuck and suck my brains out...the next day we were getting the RV ready for the trip home and she pulls me aside and says, "I really did think you were Jimmy" . they later got married and when I see her all I can do is smile...:hump::mrgreen::blsmoke:
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lol you boned your cousins lady, thats not cool man.
 
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