Fucking Incredible (the strain) brownies!

laserbrn said:

Shit it might be....fuck, it must be. But I don't buy bud and making hash is just as inefficient. I think that's really just adding another step in my case. I might go pick up hash at the dispensary in the future though for brownies instead of tossing ridiculous amounts of pot at the problem.

I don't sell weed and I don't buy weed anymore so to me it has no value. So although cooking a lot of is slightly painful (due to oppressive laws and ridiculous prices) I now feel it's perfectly okay to extract oils and butters from plant material I've grown in my garden. Crazy that somehow it seems ludicrous to my friends that I could just throw that much pot at it (they don't know I grew it), but I love it.

If this doesn't do it though, I'll go get some hash from the dispensary.

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It does take a little work but if its worth it it worth it...you know!

I made a batch of brownies for a friends bachelor party and I used a ounce. That shit fucked us up, we all were freaking out and one of my friends who doesnt smoke much passed out while getting a lap dance on a bed, the stripper was like WTF. We all just cracked up and ended up writing a bunch of shit on him. It was a great time but if I were to do it again I would use something with more sativa influences in it because we were all head bobbing at one point or another. If I had bit of advise it would be to eat them on an empty stomach because they are much stronger if its the only thing you are digesting, you also might want to grab a 4 pack of red bull or something to make sure you all don't pass out . But it was the highest I remember being off just pot, it lasted like 6-8 hours and at certain points in the night I felt too high.

Yeah, tired was the concern last night. I was afraid if we went for it last night we would just be passed out. I'm guessing that tonight will go much the same. But tomorrow is Sunday and we'll have all day to kick it. I would just love to be the guy with the lethal brownies around here.

Alright....I let those do their thing in the double boiler for 3 hours... The smell in here definitely got weedy and the butter looks pretty brown, but I know it was never too hot (double boiler) so I feel good about the extraction.

I poured the contents through a mesh strainer first to get the biggest pieces and contaminants and then through a gold coffee filter and the part that wouldn't go through the coffee filter I squeezed through a triple layer of cheesecloth. I tried not to waste a drop of the mixture.

I didn't just pour the whole lot into the cheesecloth like I have in the past. I have always felt like the more contact the butter has with the cheesecloth the more it saturates it and absorbs it. I just don't like it.

So it's in a bowl now (I couldn't find anything narrower and taller...this was it) in the fridge. It should start seperating and the butter should rise to the top over the next couple of hours.

My experiences with edibles is that they don't get me anywhere near lifted as if I was to smoke it. I can eat the whole tray and just feel semi-buzzed. and I would always use a shitload of bud. I always felt like it was a waste....my girlfriend loved them though

Dr. Greenhorn said:

My experiences with edibles is that they don't get me anywhere near lifted as if I was to smoke it. I can eat the whole tray and just feel semi-buzzed. and I would always use a shitload of bud. I always felt like it was a waste....my girlfriend loved them though

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That's the way it's always been for me. Just blastin' through bunches of bud and not getting more than a buzz...except that one time. And now I'm just chasin' it man...brownies are in the oven, hopefully these are strong.

that's why you only do edibles with cannabutter and trim . . . .

doing it with bud is senseless as it really will never give you the same high in the same amount.

with trim, it's whole different thing. I mean when are you going to find yourself comparing how much trim it takes to get you high vs in edibles? NEVER nobody smokes trim.

hell I wont even vape the shit unless it's really damn good.

so it's all about using trim in cannabutter bro, I get SO fucking high off of my trim. I use like 2 oz minimum of trim in 1 stick of butter.

nah youre right man. ages ago in my first year of high school dudes were sellin brownies and cookies for 5 bucks each!!!! i had friends who ate half of one, and got so fucked they passed out and woke up in the morning still totally fucked up.
ive never had very big interest in edibles because of that, the unexpected! much prefer a nice doob haha
to me that seems like such a waste of bud, i would buy that off you lol

poplars said:

that's why you only do edibles with cannabutter and trim . . . .

doing it with bud is senseless as it really will never give you the same high in the same amount.

with trim, it's whole different thing. I mean when are you going to find yourself comparing how much trim it takes to get you high vs in edibles? NEVER nobody smokes trim.

hell I wont even vape the shit unless it's really damn good.

so it's all about using trim in cannabutter bro, I get SO fucking high off of my trim. I use like 2 oz minimum of trim in 1 stick of butter.

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WTF are you talking about?? you think I never made butter and shit with trim?? LOL what you say makes NO sense..... with trim it even sucks more!!! and who the fuck smokes trim? trim is leaf product. brokedicks smoke trim. and I use a crockpot for butter. let it simmer for hours. tell me what I'm doing wrong???

Marijuana Milk....mmmmmmmmmmmmm that's the ticket

I don't why edibles are so hit or miss, I will say that the time I made those brownies out of an ounce was the only time I really got fuck up off edibles, But it's also the highest I think I have been just off of pot. Some people I know get fucked up off the tiniest bit of edibles every time and I know some like you greenhorn who have never really gotten fucked up off of edibles. Maybe it has to do with well your metabolism is working or something else. IDK, but if anybody does know the reason why I would like to know, so maybe next time I eat them I can do something else to help the thc release better in my system. I will say I was drinking energy drinks before I even started eating my brownies last time so maybe that helped. I know dogs have a great digestive system and they get seriously fucked up off edibles. I think we should look into this more and figure out how to digest and release as much thc in your system as we can so we can get the most bang for our buck.

NickNasty said:

I don't why edibles are so hit or miss, I will say that the time I made those brownies out of an ounce was the only time I really got fuck up off edibles, But it's also the highest I think I have been just off of pot. Some people I know get fucked up off the tiniest bit of edibles every time and I know some like you greenhorn who have never really gotten fucked up off of edibles. Maybe it has to do with well your metabolism is working or something else. IDK, but if anybody does know the reason why I would like to know, so maybe next time I eat them I can do something else to help the thc release better in my system. I will say I was drinking energy drinks before I even started eating my brownies last time so maybe that helped. I know dogs have a great digestive system and they get seriously fucked up off edibles. I think we should look into this more and figure out how to digest and release as much thc in your system as we can so we can get the most bang for our buck.

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I'll tell you what, I do have a high tolerance to things. marinol *synthetic thc* doesn't do shit for me and I could/can wipe out an 8ball of coke in a few hours no problem and go off fiending for more. and my metabolism is very high. I can also pop ambiens and stay up all night no problem

So I was looking in Jorge Cervantes book this morning and he said the best way is to make butter.

Heat 1.6 quarts (1.5L) of water in a large pan.
4 ounces of mj leaf
1 pound of butter

I have the rest of the directions but I figured the proportions are what might help you out.
This is supposed to be incredibly strong butter, but I cannot guarantee it since I myself have not tried it.

bonnie'n'klyde said:

So I was looking in Jorge Cervantes book this morning and he said the best way is to make butter.

Heat 1.6 quarts (1.5L) of water in a large pan.
4 ounces of mj leaf
1 pound of butter

I have the rest of the directions but I figured the proportions are what might help you out.
This is supposed to be incredibly strong butter, but I cannot guarantee it since I myself have not tried it.

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These are definitely stronger than the last batch. My gf (first tester) ate one and she said she was really, really relaxed all morning. For about 5 hours she didn't really get up or move around, but that's not exactly what I was looking for. I just ate a quarter of one and I want to see how it does. As much bud as had to go in there I need to feel like a quarter brownie (I only cut it into 8 brownies instead of 32) would do the job and get me sufficiently high.

laserbrn said:

These are definitely stronger than the last batch. My gf (first tester) ate one and she said she was really, really relaxed all morning. For about 5 hours she didn't really get up or move around, but that's not exactly what I was looking for. I just ate a quarter of one and I want to see how it does. As much bud as had to go in there I need to feel like a quarter brownie (I only cut it into 8 brownies instead of 32) would do the job and get me sufficiently high.

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Hmmm...I'm stumped. Finding the right amount and in what form seems to really be the key in all edibles. I wish there was someone who made a giant list of what works and what doesn't!

bonnie'n'klyde said:

Hmmm...I'm stumped. Finding the right amount and in what form seems to really be the key in all edibles. I wish there was someone who made a giant list of what works and what doesn't!

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Well quarter brownie got me a little buzz, but not much. I didn't expect much, but I'm still a little gun shy. I ended up eating 1/2 brownie yesterday. The 1/4 brownie is actually really nice in the late evening though...it was quite relaxing and helps with going to sleep.

I'll eat a 1/2 brownie tonight and see what's up. I'm anticipating just more relaxtion.

laserbrn said:

Well quarter brownie got me a little buzz, but not much. I didn't expect much, but I'm still a little gun shy. I ended up eating 1/2 brownie yesterday. The 1/4 brownie is actually really nice in the late evening though...it was quite relaxing and helps with going to sleep.

I'll eat a 1/2 brownie tonight and see what's up. I'm anticipating just more relaxtion.

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I ended up eating a whole brownie and it's got me nice and chilled out I guess. Made me nauseated for a little while after I ate it. Too much chocolate I think. My buddy just mobbed 3 of 'em. I don't know how he's going to be doing in a little bit, but shit should *hopefully
* be pretty funny.

So I been looking for info while growing this strain Now that I'm done of course, I found this one
I grew 5 plants outdoor in soil pots and here's the pics. I think I got about a 1/2 pound. I been curing for 2 weeks now in the jar.

I generally make edibles with hash and test them a lot!
Process:
1.Get some quality hash or kief - I use my own bubble hash when I can.
2. Keep it very cold by putting it in the freezer in a small bowl with a cover. (this keeps it from gumming up)
3. Pulverize the cold hash or kief in a coffee/spice grinder for about 5 seconds.(shake it while grinding to get all large pieces ground)
4. Collect the powder into a dry bowl with a cover and put back int he fridge. (a very small dry paint brush will help)
5. In a double boiler heat some butter (salted) to 125 degrees F.
6. Quickly add the powdered hash - be quick so it won't stick to the bowl.
7. Stir with a wisk and ensure the powder is spread throughout the butter - break up any clumps.
8. Stir often for 20 minutes at 125 degrees F.
9. Let it cool in the fridge for a couple of hours until its thick again.
10. Use it in your recipe. You may need to add a tablespoon of water as well due to heating the butter for so long. If your dough is to dry that's why.

My favorite cookie recipe calls for 1 cup of butter and so I use at least 2.5 grams of hash per cup.
This makes
30 cookies at 80mg strength. pretty good for anyone that weighs 180-250 lbs
40 cookies at 60 mg strength. good for someone that weighs 120-180 lbs
50 cookies at 40 mg strength. good for someone that weighs 90-150

RED HOT TIP:
1. When consuming marijuana as food, it is important to also eat good food and drink water! This gets your metabolism going and allows you to absorb the medicine better.
2. Eating a lot of grain/flour products SLOWS METABOLIC NUTRIENT uptake - this is why I use a small cookie instead of a big ass brownie. Heres a pic:

man ive only ever had edibles like 2 or 3 times. that recipe sounds so delicious.i just wish i had the ingredients.