Fucking rats, for real?

Yesterday afternoon, to my dismay, I discovered a nice fist sized hole in my kitchen wall above my cupboards. After investigating, I came to the conclusion the little red nose and furry muzzle gnawing away at my wall was a rat. I'm not sure how many rats there are but I am positive this rat is making a nest in my kitchen. After beating it in the head with a broom and shooting it in the face with kitchen cleaner, I concluded that I need an exterminator.

I'm not scared of the thing since I, myself, have two pet rats. The only thing is, there are thousands of them here because I live DIRECTLY next to a feild of fucking corn.

The farmer is constantly outside blastin off shotgun rounds and killing these things. Now they are in my fucking house.

I'm setting out traps (no poison I don't need them dying in my walls). I hate to kill them because they only want warmth and food but they can't be ruining my shit.

They don't even eat any of my apples, bananas, or trash... and I have yet to see rat shit anywhere... I just see the fucking rat!

It's crazy.

You need cats or a terrier. Any terrier is basically a rat catching dog....

Get a rescue cat, they make great mousers

The cat is pretty good with the mice.. but this rat is very elusive.

affenpinscher, they were bred as farm ratting dogs and they're really good looking dogs. Very silent.

at least you dont have a cat who brings in live rodents and then sits there licking his paw as it runs around the house scaring the shit out of your wife...

I got the same problem.I can hear them in the walls

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I got the same problem.I can hear them in the walls

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thats just the drugs you're takin, calm down!

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I got the same problem.I can hear them in the walls

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you're probably the one in morgans walls.

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I got the same problem.I can hear them in the walls

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Dude get the fuck out of morgans walls!!!

Mine are mice though lol.Im not scared of them there just annoying.
Fucking things are fast to,I brought a cat in and it got 1 but it kept pissin on the floor so it had to go.

My rat comes running to the sounds of crinkling. Also, she loves cabbage and yellow onion, but hates lettuce and red onion. It's just a matter of time to find something you can lure it out with. I personally suggest something that combines fruity and nutty aromas, like a little slurry of PB&J.

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My rat comes running to the sounds of crinkling. Also, she loves cabbage and yellow onion, but hates lettuce and red onion. It's just a matter of time to find something you can lure it out with. I personally suggest something that combines fruity and nutty aromas, like a little slurry of PB&J.

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yea peanut butter works pretty good on glue traps,I gotta grab some

my cat leaves dead rats at my door step all gutted up and birds.its nasty walking out in the morning to get the mail bear footed almost steppin on it.

is it a rental or you own? if it's a rental, i would move out. if you own, you need an exterminator and they say, bad neighbor, bad home...

I used to keep a pet rat too. They are wonderful pets.

Some of the modern rat poisons are designed to make the rat want to go outside when they take effect. I have used Dicon (sp?) for mice and never had a problem with rotting carcasses because of poison. My problem is the 7lb tiger who lives here and hides headless squirrels behind the laundry basket for later. Later gets pretty stinky !

I think an exterminator will know how to deal with the rats without leaving them entombed in the sheet rock. You can call them and ask what they can promise.

The problem might eventually go away when your son stops throwing Cheerios around the kitchen

find someone with a terrier, jack russel, min pin, something like that..they will seek and destroy rats like its cool lol

god dammit i was watching tv and heard something chomping away in my cupboard, but it was echoing haha it sounded about 50 pounds of gnarling drooling beast. it was a small rat - _ - fkng disgusting threw some poison at it haha

dont use poison if you can help it ...it kills other animals by accident sometimes