Funny Sex Stories

S3love

S3love

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alright i know we have all had some funny sex stories...so lets here them

one time me and hubby were sitting in drs office...and this one dr always is like 2 hours behind schedule, so as we are sitting there we decided to sneak off for a quicky in the bathroom, well lets just say that never happened, we started and when we leaned up against the sink, the sink broke off the wall and the pipe exploded, i had to go back into the drs office and tell them "i said i went to use the bathroom and when i entered the sink was off the wall" i think they new it was me...lets just say i changed drs after that hahahahahahahahahaha
 
S3love

S3love

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CaretakerDad said:
I was doing a particularly good job one afternoon on my psychotic late wife (no I did not kill her) when at the height of an orgasm she cried out. "No Grandpa please stop, I promise I'll be good".

Wait........that wasn't funny and it creeps me out to this day.
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thats funny but in a really creepy way omg
 
Da Mann

Da Mann

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CaretakerDad said:
I was doing a particularly good job one afternoon on my psychotic late wife (no I did not kill her) when at the height of an orgasm she cried out. "No Grandpa please stop, I promise I'll be good".

Wait........that wasn't funny and it creeps me out to this day.
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Ya. Had one that always was screaming Ya Daddy OH Daddy and more Daddy. I tried not to think about it much. For sure a thing I try not to remember.
 
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iamnobody

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This one time I was fucking my ex in the bathroom. Well she flipped over so we could go at it doggy style, and when i look down to watch myself I noticed she had a bit of poop clinging to her butthole. So without missing a beat, I snatched a square of toilet paper, wiped her ass, and threw it into the toilet bowel. Didn't even break my rhythm.


Different girl, different time.

When I was 20, I was fucking this 50yro married woman. Well one night she has a party and her husband just vanished at the start. Well party winds down and it's just me and her so we start going at it on the couch. After a while we decided to move to the bedroom. So we get in there and I start railing her in the ass, look over and notice her husband is passed out drunk in bed with us.
 
sunni

sunni

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neosapien said:
I stuck my penis in my wife and 9 months later all my money disappeared!
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hahahahahaha
S3love said:
alright i know we have all had some funny sex stories...so lets here them

one time me and hubby were sitting in drs office...and this one dr always is like 2 hours behind schedule, so as we are sitting there we decided to sneak off for a quicky in the bathroom, well lets just say that never happened, we started and when we leaned up against the sink, the sink broke off the wall and the pipe exploded, i had to go back into the drs office and tell them "i said i went to use the bathroom and when i entered the sink was off the wall" i think they new it was me...lets just say i changed drs after that hahahahahahahahahaha
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man thats nuts who has sex in a doctors office! :p
 
giggles26

giggles26

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One time I had sex in Walmart dressing room and bathroom.

Oh yea and the time in the school auditorium or wait how bout in a car while her husband drove!

Wait you said funny....
 
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