Give me ideas of how to get back a perv. old man!

Hmm, what's with old people thinking they can mouth off?

Sorry, just remembered a road rage incident where this old guy cut me off and started yelling at me. Luckily the wife and child were in the car. Crap like that always happens when the wife is in the car...

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Finshaggy

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Start honking. Like laying into the horn when you drive by his house. If he's ever there in person outside, space it out and call him and old fart or something. I'm sure you can describe him funnily better than me. Or if his truck is little get like 5 friends and carry it like down the street, or put it in neutral and push.
 

Louis541

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He's not doing anything wrong. They both probably giggle when he does it. You're most likely the only one with a problem.

Go talk to him, tell him your girl thinks he's being creepy, and he needs to back off. Or tell her to yell "FUCK YOU OLD SAGGY NUTS HAVING MUTHERFUCKER" when he whistles. He will feel like he's an inch tall.
 

Carne Seca

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Why is violence always a solution with most of you? He hasn't even tried to talk to him. The trouble is, this guy is on his own property and exercising his free speech. Not the kind of free speech that most of us care for but he has the right to say what he wants. If you can't face him without violence then write a fucking note and leave it in his mailbox/newspaperbox/inside screen of front door/whatever.

The only one that will be violating the law will be you if you assault him or vandalize his property. Don't be stupid. Try talking and if that doesn't work then talk to a police officer about what you can do to get him to stop. He's a 60 year old man. You're just going to look like a punk if you fuck with him.
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
Why is violence always a solution with most of you? He hasn't even tried to talk to him. The trouble is, this guy is on his own property and exercising his free speech. Not the kind of free speech that most of us care for but he has the right to say what he wants. If you can't face him without violence then write a fucking note and leave it in his mailbox/newspaperbox/inside screen of front door/whatever.

The only one that will be violating the law will be you if you assault him or vandalize his property. Don't be stupid. Try talking and if that doesn't work then talk to a police officer about what you can do to get him to stop. He's a 60 year old man. You're just going to look like a punk if you fuck with him.
"You must spread some Reputation etc." cn
 

a mongo frog

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the guy in question here is 92 years old. hes lived long enough to do what the fuck he wants to do.
i think, actually i know your girlfriend is making this shit up. you know how bitches are. i mean girls. sorry.
 

Finshaggy

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Nah, old men love barkin at girls. But agreed. He should be able to do it (without violent repercussion)
 

lostNug

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I know she's not makin it up cuz I can hear him blare the fuckin horn when she leaves.

Like I said I don't wanna talk to him in person because I know he's gonna say the wrong thing thas gonna make me snap and end up getting arrested for beating up a 60+ year old man.

I have real train horns (very loud) on my truck and I have blared the horn a few times driving by his house at 4am. Haven't seen him outside since this has been happening tho. My girl says he sits inside and does it thru his window now.
 

ohmy

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Suck's o get old, not only do you get less pussy ,but everyone want's to kick your ass when you look at a hot chick lol
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
If you're worried that you might lose your temper, invite a friend along ... someone level-headed and capable of holding you back. Having that 3rd party will have two other beneficial effects: it'll signal to Old Perv that you're dead serious, and having a witness will certainly make him less mouthy. I seriously think that dealing with the situation directly is the very best thing you can do. cn
 

Finshaggy

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I know she's not makin it up cuz I can hear him blare the fuckin horn when she leaves.

Like I said I don't wanna talk to him in person because I know he's gonna say the wrong thing thas gonna make me snap and end up getting arrested for beating up a 60+ year old man.

I have real train horns (very loud) on my truck and I have blared the horn a few times driving by his house at 4am. Haven't seen him outside since this has been happening tho. My girl says he sits inside and does it thru his window now.
Newpaper and Duct tape his window that she sees him in. Every new window he goes in, tape it up. Eventually jsut try to make tasks he will never reverse, if he keeps it up.
 

Finshaggy

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If you're worried that you might lose your temper, invite a friend along ... someone level-headed and capable of holding you back. Having that 3rd party will have two other beneficial effects: it'll signal to Old Perv that you're dead serious, and having a witness will certainly make him less mouthy. I seriously think that dealing with the situation directly is the very best thing you can do. cn
This would work. Bring her, that might embarrass him. The church drills the Guilt in. Maybe he's christian and it'll work out.
 
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