Why are people always arguing between science and God? Why can't they be the same thing? In my mind this is how God and a Scientist would argue a randomly selected Bible story: God says "Those friggin people weren't listening. I told them to let my people go, and they wouldn't. So I sent ten plagues and kicked their asses. First I turned all their water to blood. Then I sent tons of frogs at once. Then gnats/lice on everyone. Then flies. Dead livestock. Boils. Thunder/Hail storm. Then a swarm of locusts. Then darkness. And finally I killed all their firstborn." And the scientist comes along and says "That's not true, I can explain all of this with my magnifying telecscoping microscopic study of pocket protecting. The pharoah had all the newborn babies thrown in the water and it had tons of blood in it and of course was heavily contaminated, and the fish died, leaving even more blood. So the frogs had to get out of the river or die. And they all came up onto the land. As the frogs started dying off, the little bugs and flies flew in for their feast of dead critters. The livestock were affected by the contaminated bugs and died, and the people got boils cuz, come on now, living with gnats and lice and frogs and flies is gross stuff. OK so everything is dying and in comes the hail storm and locusts. The locusts eat everything and then it's dark, which we believe was actually a sandstorm. The firstborn egyptian child of every family died, but they are also served the largest portions because they're the first born. So they would have gotten the largest portion of food that was certainly contaminated by now. So you see. It's all science." And then God is like "....Dude...that's what I just said."