Going to Jail - Charged with Grand Theft :(

steelheadguy

steelheadguy

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Hey, 4 months will go by quickly. By the time you get used to the place it'll be over with. Most of the time for non violent inmates you get board games and TV.

My best advice is to make the best of this whole situation. Dont talk about being a good person, just become an even better person. As far as the girl goes, you cant prove anything to her now. But maybe later down the line you could change people's minds.

Good Luck to you my friend
 
BeachSide321FL

BeachSide321FL

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steelheadguy said:
Hey, 4 months will go by quickly. By the time you get used to the place it'll be over with. Most of the time for non violent inmates you get board games and TV.

My best advice is to make the best of this whole situation. Dont talk about being a good person, just become an even better person. As far as the girl goes, you cant prove anything to her now. But maybe later down the line you could change people's minds.

Good Luck to you my friend
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Thank you very much. I'm surprised at all the responses. RIU is a good place and I'm glad I got that off my chest to you guys.

http://youtu.be/AtQsQEffUFQ
 
mr sunshine

mr sunshine

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U gotta find the biggest dude and stab him in the neck ...after you do that find out how the drugs are getting in take out the hustlers become the hustler and threaten everyone, u gotta corner the market......
 
BeachSide321FL

BeachSide321FL

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chewberto said:
Pro tip: If you were a really cool dude, you would Stuff your butt with drugs before going in!
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I'm not sure how it will be when I go, but it's not worth it to even think about it.

When you are arrested in my area for any crime involving drugs, (such as misdemeanor possession of Cannabis) you have to get naked and they check under your balls and make you bend over to inspect your asshole during booking.
 
BeachSide321FL

BeachSide321FL

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mr sunshine said:
U gotta find the biggest dude and stab him in the neck ...after you do that find out how the drugs are getting in take out the hustlers become the hustler and threaten everyone, u gotta corner the market......
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You made me think of the movie "Half Baked" for some reason when dude goes to jail for killing the cops horse with candy ha
 
BeachSide321FL

BeachSide321FL

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steelheadguy said:
Hey, 4 months will go by quickly. By the time you get used to the place it'll be over with. Most of the time for non violent inmates you get board games and TV.

My best advice is to make the best of this whole situation. Dont talk about being a good person, just become an even better person. As far as the girl goes, you cant prove anything to her now. But maybe later down the line you could change people's minds.

Good Luck to you my friend
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Steelheadguy - I like your avatar. I don't know what Mad River Brewing is, but I love a good quality craft beer. In Florida we have some pretty good stuff. Cigar City Brewing in Tampa (they make a really good IPA called "Jai Alai") and Intracoastal Brewing Company out of Melbourne is good stuff as well.

http://cltampa.com/potlikker/archives/2014/03/02/brewers-guild-beer-fest-shows-off-floridas-thriving-craft-beer-scene
 
mr sunshine

mr sunshine

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Dude your going to be fine when you get in there drop my name it doesn't even have to be smooth just yell mr sunshine at the top of your lungs all the real niggas will know what time it is. ...and chewys right you gotta stuff your asshole! Its the only way!!!!!
 
BeachSide321FL

BeachSide321FL

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mr sunshine said:
Dude your going to be fine when you get in there drop my name it doesn't even have to be smooth just yell mr sunshine at the top of your lungs all the real niggas will know what time it is. ...and chewys right you gotta stuff your asshole! Its the only way!!!!!
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hahahahhaha
you guys def. got me out of the depression mode. Gotta charge forward. Stay positive.

I should create a pouch with my scotum aka ball sack via an incision and some extra skin, maybe get a tattoo to cover things up, let my shit get as hairy as possible. I'll make some friends with an herb smoking female CO and she can do some surgery on my balls to get to the treasure and we can smoke some funk in that hell hole!
 
Padawanbater2

Padawanbater2

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If I were you, I'd focus on one thing that interests me, probably language. In 4 months you could learn the basics of a completely new language. Turn 4 months into something positive, you could read 3-4 books, you could lose 40lbs... focus on something you like
 
lahadaextranjera

lahadaextranjera

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Not exactly a great theft where I live but it's the same all over- do the crime, do the time.

If your risk v reward wasn't worth it then you should've rethinked.
 
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schuylaar

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BeachSide321FL said:
http://io9.com/5930053/10-revolting-foods-that-people-have-made-in-prison

1. "The Spread"
The cheese ball of prison culture makes for a weekend treat and an opportunity for other prisoners to contribute leftovers or small amounts of food for a communal meal. To make "the spread", break up ramen noodles and mix the spices in a trash bag, and then toss anything into it the mixture. Canned tuna, hot sauce, salsa, Doritos, and flavored popcorn are common — essentially whatever you can keep in your cell or buy from the commissary is fair game. Hot water is added to "cook" the mixture, which is then spread over a newspaper and eaten by fellow inmates with a spoon.
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thanks..i just lost my breakfast:spew:
 
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