Got woken up for this...

Mofo's knocking on my door making my dogs go nuts.......for this..... pedo jesus...

Little known fact Jesus was Chinese.

I would love to have a hidden camera to watch the faces of christians as they watch Zeitgeist.

You should go and ask "When did Jesus become a white man?"

Yeah I learned years ago you have to be a dick to them otherwise they'll keep coming around and act like they know you.

I was at a job site once and I wasn't a total dick to the lady so she came back repeatedly telling the other workers she knew me so they'd let her in and I'd have to stop what I was doing to get her to leave.

I got one for the first time ever, a month or 2 ago. They got some balls I'll give them that, my property looks like a place that is either haunted or a place that might have a person chained up in the basement.

i not only have a sign on my door disinviting salesmen and religious types, but also a mezuzah on the front door. and they knocked the other day anyway.

they handed me what looked like the exact same thing.

i pointed at the mezuzah and asked if they knew what it was. that's when they just started talking about jesus. that's when i turned around on them mid sentence and closed the door.

My dad would ask them "Do you believe in the Hereafter?" Then from here after stay away from my house.

I need a no solicitation sign big time. I get everything from magazine salespeople to mormons and JW's. It's so annoying that I rarely answer my door for anyone. I even ignored my neighbor trying to tell me my headlights were on last week because 15 minutes prior some other asshole was pounding on the door.

Some guy left a note saying he wanted to buy my car for cash....the fuck...

UncleBuck said:

that's when they just started talking about jesus. that's when i turned around on them mid sentence and closed the door.

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We got a badass.

All sarcasm aside though, I doubt the Mezuzah would deter them any. I got one of those little invitations today as well and the guy was going on about the Jews being god's chosen people and how fond he was of them.

This reminds me, years ago, I lived in a part of town considered "dangerous" by whitey. I was watching a movie with my roomies gf, and we saw a couple of Morms, or JW, knocking on people's doors, making their way towards us. We had the door open a little but because it was Summer out and we had the lights off inside you could not see in. When they got to the sidewalk out front, I screamed like someone was getting tortured. They ducked and froze in their tracks. They looked all around for a few seconds and just as they relaxed and started to stand staright again, I let out another, longer, more pained scream. They froze, and did that hands out eyes wide open, squat. As they stood their petrified, I let out another couple yells. One pleading "nooooo". They ran off. So my friend's gf was laughing hysterically, but did not want to stick around, so she went up the street to hang with a neighbor who was out in his yard planting flowers. A few minutes later four police cars showed up, and these two twits were standing back watching the whole thing. As the cops started towards my door, I stepped out and asked if they were here for me. They stopped, looked at me, and said yes. I told them what I did and pointed to my friend's gf up the street (who was watching and laughing with our neighbor), and the cops laughed and started to walk off. A little lazy afternoon laugh.

fa fuck whats with the 80s haircut, jesus did NOT look like that holy when jehovias come to my door once ,i just told them the truth and they havent been back since

Seems like they dont like it when the house belongs to lesbians LOL

hey buck, that mezuzah is like a bullseye to second story guys. people that don,t believe in banks keep their money close by usually.

Haha had the exact same thing posted through my door today, didnt even realise anyone had been knocking or would have told em to get their fucking rubbish out my letterbox lol

My wife used to be friends with a gal & her hubby was permanently wired for sound ! The dude could not sit still or shut the fuck up and popped scripted Xanax like Chiclets to try & keep it under control.
The JW's showed at my door one day & I sic'ed em on ol Robert - he ushered them into his house for a little sit down.
20 minutes later they were sand crabbin out his door with him right behind them jabbering away like his hair was on fire.

Funny shit - they never came back much to Robert's chagrin.

My neighbor and close friend would send his gf's to my house whenever they had car problems or just to get them out of his house. Pissed me off cuz I worked nights at the time and I would get woken up to some drunk wench. Didn't make my wife too happy either.

So one day we had the JW come to our house. I knew my neighbor had been up all nite drinking and playing poker. Prob. blasted out of his mind. I explained to the jws' that I was not interested in their propaganda but the guy who lived next door surely needed their help. They thanked me and proceeded to his house. I was watching out the window as these 4 older women went to his door w/ their bibles.
All I know is he didn't take their help.

sunni said:

fa fuck whats with the 80s haircut, jesus did NOT look like that holy when jehovias come to my door once ,i just told them the truth and they havent been back since

Seems like they dont like it when the house belongs to lesbians LOL

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they may as well depict jesus with a fade and a lineup.

protip to get rid of the jehova's witnesses: tell them you've been disfellowshipped. they'll run from you like you were satan himself. people who have been "kicked out" are avoided like the plague.

tumorhead said:

I need a no solicitation sign big time. I get everything from magazine salespeople to mormons and JW's. It's so annoying that I rarely answer my door for anyone. I even ignored my neighbor trying to tell me my headlights were on last week because 15 minutes prior some other asshole was pounding on the door.

Some guy left a note saying he wanted to buy my car for cash....the fuck...

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When my mom was in the hospital for surgery, JW sat next to me and started giving me their speech.. I just looked at them and said "You will not convert me" and partially rolled my eyes back in my head.. they bolted out of the room and did not see them again during my time there.

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When my mom was in the hospital for surgery, JW sat next to me and started giving me their speech.. I just looked at them and said "You will not convert me" and partially rolled my eyes back in my head.. they bolted out of the room and did not see them again during my time there.

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Yeah I usually just ask them why god made pot if it's bad, or why god hates cripples/victims of violence that were religious.

tumorhead said:

Yeah I usually just ask them why god made pot if it's bad, or why god hates cripples/victims of violence that were religious.

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That's also effective I'm sure