Great Stoner Quotes
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BigBudBalls
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Not a quote, but cute.
Had an ex GF. Her ex left a bag of weed behind (I wasn't smoking at this point) But she tried and tried to smoke it. She even held her nose closed as she took a hit.
She just never got it.
Had an ex GF. Her ex left a bag of weed behind (I wasn't smoking at this point) But she tried and tried to smoke it. She even held her nose closed as she took a hit.
She just never got it.
FluffyToke
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"I can't stop moving my foot!" -little kid smoking in the bushes.
figured I throw this up here for good measure. Its our saying for when we smoke...
"in for a hit, in for a bowl. In for a bowl, in for the bag."
speaks the truth doesn't it
and this is more u had 2 be there... (we were at dragon buffet)
dude i ain't walkin all the way back there (to the table), it's like a god damn marathon!
"in for a hit, in for a bowl. In for a bowl, in for the bag."
speaks the truth doesn't it
and this is more u had 2 be there... (we were at dragon buffet)
dude i ain't walkin all the way back there (to the table), it's like a god damn marathon!
FluffyToke
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"fuck that mission" -my fat ass when asked to make a "quick run" to costco accross town.
ALX420
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there is no such thing as a "quick run to costco".
which costco do you go to dude?
FluffyToke
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it's on washington I think. 
FluffyToke
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hey, I laughed.
FluffyToke
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"swear to god those aren't my batteries"
when talking faded about it being the remote's fault that the TV sucked that day.
when talking faded about it being the remote's fault that the TV sucked that day.
BigBudBalls
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Saw a HUGE guy, I mean like 400-500lbs with a t-shirt that read:
" I beat anorexia "
" I beat anorexia "
slackjack
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LMAO... I love this thread, thought of some more:
HS counselor: "Where on this scale does your addiction fall"
me: "oh, just passed seeking the buzz"
HS counselor: "Really? I'd put you alot more on the addicted side."
me: "well, in the words of the big lebowski 'Thats just like...your opinion, man'"
My boy Paul as we're hotboxing: "Dude these kids are gonna think the cars on fire!"
Me: "Listening to Primus makes me want to drop acid and take over small countries"
My friend before running away from a DUI: "Law don't go around here, law dog" (he was trying to quote tombstone)
HS counselor: "Where on this scale does your addiction fall"
me: "oh, just passed seeking the buzz"
HS counselor: "Really? I'd put you alot more on the addicted side."
me: "well, in the words of the big lebowski 'Thats just like...your opinion, man'"
My boy Paul as we're hotboxing: "Dude these kids are gonna think the cars on fire!"
Me: "Listening to Primus makes me want to drop acid and take over small countries"
My friend before running away from a DUI: "Law don't go around here, law dog" (he was trying to quote tombstone)
FluffyToke
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lol I got one from primus
"It's pudding time" check it, it's a real song. 
"It's pudding time"
check it, it's a real song.
FluffyToke
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hahah, you can't ever really hate primus, just listen to them less. 
crippledguy
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here they come dun dun, here they come..
here come the bastards!
here come the bastards!
FluffyToke
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heheheh. one of my faves.