Great Stoner Quotes

sea of cheese...........................


american cheese that is

happy cows come from california.

One time my friends and I were crusing around real late and it was dark and my friend who was driving just looked up and goes, "Dude where the fuck are we?" Funniest shit ever

where about in cali?

prolly NoCal, I don't see many cows down here

boompoolaa

it's gnome grown! word up!

lol, fluffy did all that ginger name calling make you change your photo??

nope, but I guess it certainly solves the problem I had

FluffyToke said:

nope, but I guess it certainly solves the problem I had

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Why, people aint been calling you a ginger cunt have they bud?

it doesn't matter if they do, I can show em.

Lol good good, i wrote that when i was high as a kite last night, good some real good blueberry, can't wait till 7:30 to smoke some more!!

nice, I'm supposed to wake N bake with a homie round 8

i dont remeber any, but i guess that was one

every stoner has atleast said this once. "what? "

what?
bump

"she called me the next day to tell me i owed money for the hotel room" -CASHOLE

"the universe is infinitely complex and unimaginable, a man's brain on the other hand has the cognitive efficiency of a tennis court.

This is hilarious! I'm just now getting back into smoking, I got into some trouble when I thought I was some hot shot dealer back in the day...but here's a small story I remember from a few yrs ago.

It all takes place at a round table at my apt. where me and my roomie always smoke. After gettin demolished one day, we start talking about the different kinds of weed, and different highs you get. This conversation quickly moved to dumbass' on the street that make up names and shit for their weed, just to bump the price up. I.E. "crippy" " yellow pajamas" etc...
Naturally, we started making up our own names, as a joke between us. Whenever one of us would get some new stuff, we'd call the other one and say," yo man I got that new shit...that that frosted flakes type shit, I'm talkin some fruity pebbles baby". I guess you guys had to be there ,but this went on for a good 1/2 a year.

my fried bob gave a good one once

"what stays in rome, goes on in las vegas"

"i hope they get hit by a dumb bus"-taylor my brother
"........WHAT?!"-me

and then this one

"Cuz I needed ta check out a book fo' pickin' locks (Why? Cuz I iz gangsta!) Da librerean wuz a bitch, especially when I tried ta check out. She wuz like: "Sir, you cannot take that book out." And I wuz like: "Bitch, why?" And she den said dat cuz I wuz a black man, dey don't serve my kind! Dat wuz da last straw! So I pulled out my gat and den I said: "Yo hoe! Tell da Lawd dat you be ovadue!" I shot hurr in da head, and stole all of da cash from da ovadue fines. Dayum, da librearay sho' be a good place ta lurrn!"