@NeighboursFenceShifter
Don't think everyone's pissy just yet. You just stepped on an RIU landmine.
Look up your topic - "Guess the weight" and you'll find guys thinking they'll grow 30 plants under tungsten and some numb-nut talking about maxing his garage on a pair of burples asking ------- guess the weight.
So the stock answer is - "About a pound" - and not much more.
Welcome to RIU - The humor here runs from adult to WTF.
Climb out of the hole and stick a few seeds in it.
Grow a skin and enjoy!
(Edit - very entertaining thread!)