Unclebaldrick
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LOL, These pinheads have been busy.
How was the post you quoted underhanded? They seemed like straightforward questions asking for more evidence. I've yet to see you argue flat-earth theory thoroughly. Disappointing to see you pull up short.There was a time i would dodge your superlatives and underhand comments, that you obviously thought id missed, and give you the courtesy to attempt to answer your questions.
I actually thought you were sunny, i doubt it very much now.
Ignore me mate because i dont need to satisfy my ego with proving these things to you.
Direct questions = underhandedHow was the post you quoted underhanded? They seemed like straightforward questions asking for more evidence. I've yet to see you argue flat-earth theory thoroughly. Disappointing to see you pull up short.
" It was the summer of 95, I'm years 12 old, and me and about 6 of the neighborhood kids were in my backyard, shooting hoops, bullshitting, etc. Typical summer day.
Dumb and Dumber had come out in the past year, and like many other kids (I hope), we were all infatuated with the scene where Jim Carey lights a huge fart. We never really thought about it before, but now it became our number one goal. We're all sitting around, and all of the sudden I feel the bubble in my stomach. First thought was to go inside and grab a lighter, because fuck if I didn't want to be the first to make a fireball.
I run back outside and pull a lawn chair out of the garage. At that point I was corking what I thought was going to be a huge blast, so I slip the mesh shorts below and ass and then get on the chair and proceed to throw my legs back like a cat.
I light the lighter, and then release. All of the sudden I hear nothing but my friends roaring laughter as well as "HE SHIT HIMSELF", and then feel a wetness on my ass. I look down and see 2 moist nuggets, one on the chair dangling and the other on the blacktop.
They were all in tears by the time I ran back outside to hose it down, and I laughed although it was easily the most embarrassing moment in my life at that point. It was my first ever shart (there have been a few more), and easily the most entertaining.""
Dan:My poop story comes from my first job out of college, working for a group of radio stations in Eastern Kentucky. It will shock you that the owner of such an establishment happened to be a racist, old bastard who looked like Uncle Buck and was a cheapskate to the fullest extent of the word.
I was working the board and hosting a weekend afternoon shift while my co-workers were doing a remote broadcast. It was during one of their live segments where my stomach started to rumble. As soon as their segment ends, I bolt to the gas station-esque bathroom and unleash hell. That's when I came to the sudden realization that there was no toilet paper. The owner was too cheap to buy any for the employees and if you brought in your own, he'd steal it and take it home with him.
That leaves me waddling around the station looking for anything that can finish the job. That's when I notice an unmarked canister sitting by one of the station control boards. I thought it was my lucky day, baby wipes were often used to clean the radio equipment. I grab the canister and race back to the bathroom. Only they weren't baby wipes, they were Clorox bleach wipes and the label had fallen off, I had inadvertently bleached my own ass and the feeling that came with it I don't wish on many people. Fuck that man for stealing all our toilet paper. He's dead now.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5xcm27/what_is_the_worst_poop_related_incident_you_have/I Was waiting in my car outside a friends house, supposed to go out but he got caught in traffic. 10 mins later and a stomach full of chipotle, I let out what I think will be a small fart and end up shitting my pants. Friend thankfully shows up a minute later, I run straight to his room, hide my shit filled underwear in the trash, steal a pair of his, and shit out another 5 pounds after. You'd think the story would be over, however, I will the bowl nearly to the rim with shit and it won't flush. Sneak my way back to his living room like nothing was a problem. Another friend comes later, asks to use the bathroom, makes no comment and we're on the way out. The next day my friend freaks out to me that other friend destroyed his toilet and never suspects me. 6 years later they still bring up the shitty toilet and have never called me out.
MarWan is what happens when indulgent mothers knowingly lie to their average boy by telling them how smart they are.
You stole another man's shit story. How fucked up is your life you don't even have your own shit stories?
Greg:
It was the summer of 95, I'm years 12 old, and me and about 6 of the neighborhood kids were in my backyard, shooting hoops, bullshitting, etc. Typical summer day.
Dumb and Dumber had come out in the past year, and like many other kids (I hope), we were all infatuated with the scene where Jim Carey lights a huge fart. We never really thought about it before, but now it became our number one goal. We're all sitting around, and all of the sudden I feel the bubble in my stomach. First thought was to go inside and grab a lighter, because fuck if I didn't want to be the first to make a fireball.
I run back outside and pull a lawn chair out of the garage. At that point I was corking what I thought was going to be a huge blast, so I slip the mesh shorts below and ass and then get on the chair and proceed to throw my legs back like a cat.
I light the lighter, and then release. All of the sudden I hear nothing but my friends roaring laughter as well as "HE SHIT HIMSELF", and then feel a wetness on my ass. I look down and see 2 moist nuggets, one on the chair dangling and the other on the blacktop.
They were all in tears by the time I ran back outside to hose it down, and I laughed although it was easily the most embarrassing moment in my life at that point. It was my first ever shart (there have been a few more), and easily the most entertaining.
https://deadspin.com/time-for-your-worst-ever-poop-stories-1681086660
Hurricanes can spin either way in both hemispheres? lol. But in what direction do they spin over the ice wall? Still haven't saved enough Rubles to take a trip to the wall?Stop, you are killing me with bemusement..
Water going down the drain clockwise and anti-clockwise, is a wifes tale debunked so many times, im not wasting energy on it.
Hurricanes are the result of cold dry air shearing with warm moist air, they can spin either way.
hurricanes do spend both ways. counterclockwise Northern, clockwise Southern, but not both in either hemisphere .Hurricanes can spin either way in both hemispheres? lol. But in what direction do they spin over the ice wall? Still haven't saved enough Rubles to take a trip to the wall?
Nice 'scientific' rebuttal, by the way.
Correct. Poor choice of words on my part, admittedly.hurricanes do spend both ways. counterclockwise Northern, clockwise Southern, but not both in either hemisphere .
Yeah, because it's just that we don't like people stupid enough to fall for fascist and racist rhetoric, flat-eath conspiracy, and holocaust denial, not that they verifiably believe this shit and that we are calling them out for being that stupid and arrogant.Oi vey, hollowcost, 6 billions lampshades, reparations,
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Wow you sound really smart, sorry I don’t quite follow, can you elaborate?Oi vey, hollowcost, 6 billions lampshades, reparations,
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On a real tone, take notes, this is the proper way to troll shitstains. You just tempt them with the opportunity to make fools of themselves. Make the bait irresistible to them and they will do the rest.