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neosapien · Dec 19, 2020

No not Russian! Life!

I'll share one of my most used and successful hacks from this morning. Here goes…

Screw hole too big? Hotdog in a hallway kind of too big? Shove a or some wood toothpicks in and break/cut them off flush. Essentially a small dowel. Works perfect every time.

What you got ?

raratt · Dec 19, 2020

When my patio door slider doesn't want to slide I use a block of paraffin wax and rub it in the track. It works well for dresser drawers also, and doesn't attract dirt in the door.

kovidkough · Dec 19, 2020

tyler.durden · Dec 19, 2020

Sometimes I lose track of the length of my penis, and it starts to creep out of one of my pants legs (usually the left, which is weird because I'm right handed.) I fold my penis in half, and use a thick leather belt to strap it to my thigh. You're welcome...

natureboygrower · Dec 19, 2020

Soaking a ax/mal head in anti freeze will prevent the handle from drying out. According to my Uncle. I'm about 3 months in on the test with good results.

tangerinegreen555 · Dec 19, 2020

neosapien said:
No not Russian! Life!

I'll share one of my most used and successful hacks from this morning. Here goes…

Screw hole too big? Hotdog in a hallway kind of too big? Shove a or some wood toothpicks in and break/cut them off flush. Essentially a small dowel. Works perfect every time.

What you got ?

I'm still laughing at the 'hotdog in a hallway' which I hadn't heard since my buddy, who was 25 at the time, found himself in bed with a 49 yr old attractive divorcee in the late 1970s.

Can you guess how he described the experience?

cannabineer · Dec 19, 2020

tangerinegreen555 said:
I'm still laughing at the 'hotdog in a hallway' which I hadn't heard since my buddy, who was 25 at the time, found himself in bed with a 49 yr old attractive divorcee in the late 1970s.

Can you guess how he described the experience?

How is Slim Jim?

mysunnyboy · Dec 19, 2020

When I need to get drunk on lady juice I use this cup...

FastFreddi · Dec 19, 2020

Milk crates to put grow bags in...7gal fit perfectly.
Can also be used as a platform underneath...they stack great.
FF

cannabineer · Dec 19, 2020

FastFreddi said:
Milk crates to put grow bags in...7gal fit perfectly.
Can also be used as a platform underneath...they stack great.
FF

That’s quality.

My latest is a consequence of two things:
1) I fry a lot of 73% beef, and I’m not dumb enough to send the grease down the drain.
2) I recently lucked into the companionship of a pupper. Beneful wet food comes in these awesome 4-oz snap-top tubs. I pour my pan grease in there until almost full, snap the lid on, and it’s in the trash and not the plumbing.

cannabineer · Dec 19, 2020

mysunnyboy said:
When I need to get drunk on lady juice I use this cup...
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Does her sister shimmy on your dashboard?

mysunnyboy · Dec 19, 2020

cannabineer said:
Does her sister shimmy on your dashboard?

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Yeah but she’s put on a little weight lately.

cannabineer · Dec 19, 2020

mysunnyboy said:
Yeah but she’s put on a little weight lately.
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Oh the manatee

tangerinegreen555 · Dec 19, 2020

cannabineer said:
How is Slim Jim?

Still slipping.

I think he's dating a 90 year old now. Lol.

cannabineer · Dec 19, 2020

tangerinegreen555 said:
Still slipping.

I think he's dating a 90 year old now. Lol.

Bet she’s a 90-year-old attractive divorcée.

raratt · Dec 19, 2020

tangerinegreen555 said:
dating a 90 year old now.

You know what a 90 year old woman tastes like?

Depends.

curious2garden · Dec 19, 2020

raratt said:
You know what a 90 year old woman tastes like?

Depends.

Or money, Depends on the 90 y/o I guess.

tangerinegreen555 · Dec 19, 2020

cannabineer said:
Bet she’s a 90-year-old attractive divorcée.

It's kinda hard to say.

They met during the pandemic and both wear masks. I don't think he's getting any.

tyler.durden · Dec 20, 2020

tangerinegreen555 said:
It's kinda hard to say.

They met during the pandemic and both wear masks. I don't think he's getting any.

Lol. She's probably passed already and your friend is doing a Weekend at Bernie's situation over there. In which case, I really hope he's not getting any...

cannabineer · Dec 20, 2020

I got an Instant Pot Duo Crisp for Christmas! Yesterday I air-fried my first chicken. Dee lish.

The hack: the fryer basket picked up some charred-on chicken juice that didn’t sponge off or yield to the blue Scotch pads.

So I put it back into the instant pot with two cups of water containing a few drops of dish soap and a teaspoon of Oxi Clean. I pressure cooked it on “high” for ten minutes, and after that I could use the blue pad to return the basket to new condition.

Next big project is a rib roast sous vide.

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