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cannabineer · Dec 20, 2020

Chicken quesadilla. This can of jalapeños is smoking hot for my palate.

I like Corona Familiar distinctly better than Extra, which is also good. But it only comes in a caguama. Tapatío sauce in the cup.

DarkWeb · Dec 20, 2020

When you mow your lawn...sometimes you can get away with only mowing the tops of the hills bongsmilie

Metasynth · Dec 21, 2020

Before I slam my penis in a drawer, I take it OUT of my pants. Saves time explaining an embarrassingly placed hole in my pants later, as well as helping me achieve the best surface contact ratio of penis to drawer.

Hammersmith · Dec 21, 2020

Halve work hours and get payed to play, by increasing toilet breaks and regular masturbation during work hours.

cannabineer · Dec 21, 2020

Hammersmith said:
Halve work hours and get payed to play, by increasing toilet breaks and regular masturbation during work hours.

That is a game for the young. How’s Fulham?

Hammersmith · Dec 21, 2020

cannabineer said:
That is a game for the young. How’s Fulham?

They are shit and the county is grandiose and filled with a lot of toffs. Lol not a big footy fan.

cannabineer · Dec 21, 2020

Hammersmith said:
They are shit. Lol not a big footy fan.

Sorry I have no idea how Hammersmith stand.

Hammersmith · Dec 21, 2020

cannabineer said:
Sorry I have no idea how Hammersmith stand.

No you are right that Fulham are actually the football team of Hammersmith but my name isnt representative of the county.

cannabineer · Dec 21, 2020

Hammersmith said:
No you are right that Fulham are actually the football team of Hammersmith but my name isnt representative of the county.

As a lifelong American, the subtleties tend to wing past me.
As for toffs, I am grateful that their custom has brought us pinnacles of craftsmanship like this.
Americans are pretty handy with a rifle, but all y’all are world leaders with ... behold. Never could afford a real H&H sidelock gun.

srh88 · Dec 21, 2020

Metasynth said:
Before I slam my penis in a drawer, I take it OUT of my pants. Saves time explaining an embarrassingly placed hole in my pants later, as well as helping me achieve the best surface contact ratio of penis to drawer.

Pants kinda hide the blood though

Laughing Grass · Dec 21, 2020

srh88 · Dec 21, 2020

If you don't have any calmag just use milk

Laughing Grass · Dec 21, 2020

srh88 said:
If you don't have any calmag just use milk

Nope never using milk in my garden again.

srh88 · Dec 21, 2020

Laughing Grass said:
Nope never using milk in my garden again.

Story time? lol

cannabineer · Dec 21, 2020

srh88 said:
If you don't have any calmag just use milk

You have to pour it first over a 70s racing wheel, like the kind Epsom Fittipaldi used

srh88 · Dec 21, 2020

cannabineer said:
You have to pour it first over a 70s racing wheel, like the kind Epsom Fittipaldi used

Triple filtered Appalachian goat milk. Trust me

cannabineer · Dec 21, 2020

srh88 said:
Triple filtered Appalachian goat milk. Trust me

From whom do I purchase the necessary triple filtered (and liability-insured) Appalachian goat?

srh88 · Dec 21, 2020

cannabineer said:
From whom do I purchase the necessary triple filtered (and liability-insured) Appalachian goat?

You need to order the goat from Amazon and milk it yourself.

...im the goat bear

Laughing Grass · Dec 21, 2020

srh88 said:
Story time? lol

A guy at the hydro shop told me that I could control powdery mildew with 40% milk to water mix. I spent like two weeks spraying that shit all over the garden thinking I was winning but the pm still kicked my ass.

cannabineer · Dec 21, 2020

srh88 said:
You need to order the goat from Amazon and milk it yourself.

...im the goat bear

Billygoat Milking sounds like a stand-up comic from NW Australia

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