have to take a drug test.......

Hey everyone, Just got a job offer need to take a drug test in about 10 days and smoked today. I needddddddd to know what will clean my system out thanks for any help in advance

it wont be clean, there is a few good threads on this site well worth reading.

Good luck!!!!!

Which kind of test?

72 hr detox the only thing is this dilutes your urine so you really need 4 days. 3 to clear
you system & 1 to get the colour in your urine back. It's all natural and sold at a lot of stores.

just a reg piss test

what is 72 hour detox?

i heard a product called strip from gnc works.

drink the whole jug

piss twice.

for six hours afterwards you'll be cool...

oh really drink it that day? how much is it?

dont smoke no more, and start working out untill 3 days before the test. drink 8-10 glasses of water a day because water can boost metabolism 10-15% and thats what you want. buy some green tea extract pills and take double the rec. dose. this will also speed up metabolism and help you burn fat and thc stored in it its rich in antioxidants!!. if you got access to a sauna go into there and sweat it out. sweating rids the body of all kinds of toxins. also blueberries have the most antioxidants of all berries but the accai berry i think. pomagranate juice is also rich in antioxidants. any way on the day of your test wake up early. start drinking water slowly and piss it out, then up your water intake the closer it gets to test time. after the 4-5th piss you should see that ur urine is clear. keep drinking water!!!! 2 hours before your piss test take some vitamin b-12 this will add color back into your piss. at the same time drink a creatine shake to make your specific gravity more acceptable. when you go to the test spot only give them mid stream urine. most metabolites float or sink and the middle is the best. you should be fine.

but if they dont watch u piss just get some synthetic urine!!!!!

I have passed 6 expected piss tests drinking only water. I drink so much the morning of that I have pissed 8 or more times before I take the test. Drink a lot of water!!! Just don't OD on water. (shitty way to go)

green fan said:

I have passed 6 expected piss tests drinking only water. I drink so much the morning of that I have pissed 8 or more times before I take the test. Drink a lot of water!!! Just don't OD on water. (shitty way to go)

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this man is speaking the truth!!!! thats how i pass to mostly. i always have thc in my system, but not enough to fail the test.

But what I'm saying is depending on where you take it, if your pee is so diluted it's inaccurate and you'll have to re-take it. Drinking water works but not out where I am if your on probation. My husbands also tried this for a job and they made him re-take it the next day. It was too diluted from the water.

Chitownsmoking and shylas are exactly right. I would not take any weird substances or go buy a bunch of shit to put in your body. If you have ten days, you should be able to clean out enough to pass just fine. Working out and drinking water is your best bet. You need to get your muscles to metabolize all the THC byproducts that are stored up in your body, and then flush them out with water. Exercise a legit lot and drink a ton of water --- BUT as has been mentioned, don't drink too much the day of the test, or your piss will be so diluted that they won't get clear results, and they'll make you retake it. Also worth keeping in mind, people typically say the most metabolized THC shows up in urine the first piss you take in the day, so make sure you piss in the morning (a few times if possible) before the test. That might mean drinking some water, which is fine, but don't drink more than a few glasses or it'll be too diluted for them.

Should be doable, so definitely hit the road and beat feet, knock out some serious reps of pushups, crunches, whatever you dig. Work your muscles and get your heart rate elevated, and drink plenty of water and you should be alright.

i am on probation, and this is how i pass all my piss tests. its not like your not gonna have to retake the test anyway on probation right? i get dropped like 1once a month

No i was just saying don't drink it like the day of. I actually passed in 48 hours by drinking a ton of water
then sitting in a car with the heat on in the summertime, (Not recommended cause it is pretty dangerous),
but I did pass.

when you drink lots of water it kinda shuts down ur kidneys in a way. wich is dangerous, but will make u pass a pee test. the kidneys concentrate on filtering water out your system much more then filtering pollutants.

i use a product called gold seal root it comes in a pill form,it is all natural and its cleanses your system it works for me i only had to stop smoking 3 days and of course drank tons of water.its also worked for two of my friends good luck

they test for goldenseal nowadays

not that i know of? a friend just passed like a week ago,and mine was about a year ago.

ohh well thanks I guess ill try all of it