Heaven

I was reading the thread called is there an after life..l. and this made me think of somthing I allways wonder about... and figured some stoners would have some good opinions...

So lets just say there is an after life and that there is a heaven...
So lets say you get up to heaven... your going to go do all sorts of crazy shit... youll see all types of crazy people and famouse people and learn all types of shit and smoke all types oof trees and all that... But then after 500,000,000,000 years... and you did everything... yuor board... you have been living in the greatest place ever forever... you did it all theres nothing else... execpet... suicide. Heroine. and all sorts of other crazy sick bad harmful shit you know... Will you eventualy try everything from bordem... no mater how sick and twisted it is just for entertainment...??????

Also... when people say relatives are watching them... I think... Hmmm If I just died and went to haven... I wouldn't be watching people Id be having a party for like 100 years... or more...

Am I nuts or what?
Throw rocks at me or no?

im pretty sure u couldnt get herion in heavon man lol. i would just talk to every one and hear great storys for eternity while smoking non stop if possible

IF there were a heaven, in the biblical sense, I do not believe there would be drug abuse.Of course, the notion of this stereotypical " Heaven " is quite a stretch to start with.I believe that if there is an after life it will be similar to this life in that it would have a beginning and an end.And in that next life depending on the physics of that universe you COULD wind up smoking or doing a drug of some sort.

But ya I see what you mean about ppl getting bored after 50000000 years in heaven.The whole concept of eternal life is really impossible, and if a human did live forevor, in a heaven type place or evn in a world such as Earth he would go insane.No question.As a matter of fact, if you lived long enough you might see your brain begin to go through multiple " life times " by killing off each persona and starting over with a new one. Crazy if you think about it

Thats what I'm saying man... like the Bible wants you to think your going to die and be chilling forever... And I;m allways like What the Fuck that sucks... I dont want to live forever... Id rather die die die.... like 1000 years is more than enough in my opinion...
I read the bible... and I hate to say it but its total Bs... I mean people living to be like 1000 years old and having kids... I mean wouldn't you lose all your teath after 100 or so???

O.K. I'm rambling but its cool.... What about Jews???? they think its like the year 7000... and they think that was like the begining of the univerese and the world... So do jews not believe in dinasores???

the reason the lived so long is because they didnt sin i dont kno the details but thats what my grandma told me. death is punishment for sin in a since

Yeaa... God came down... and he was upset that people were having sex with there relatives I think it was (no joke) and he said now you will only be able to live to be 120... I think the oldest man alive now is like 121...

Pretty crazy book the Bible... God is a pretty extreme Guy

But what about the dinasore thing?... do they go oh Dinosores... theres no such thing... its fake???

I don't think the theory of evolution fits into any of the beliefs of the major organized relegions.I think I saw a story somewhere that a Christian establishment of some sort has a logo of a Jesus riding a DInosaur.I think they contend that the Dinos were wandering around the same time as humans, since they can't admit those bones we find are really millions of years old. Funny.

Thats what I'm saying man... its crazzy...
dinosoars... its nuts

Ya, he's all like, Cowabunga dude, whats that mean anyways? nothin i bet

ITs true... nothing is indded what it is... who is he who sais this???

what?




God of 4:20 bless a cheeseburger...

mmmm cheese burger... what were you talking about before??? about... whatever it was you were talking about?

lol i actually saw a hippie bum before with a sign that said "god of 4:20, bless a cheeseburger" im like wtf? lol

why what was i talking about before? Are you high?

"What is it?"

"It's a cheeeeseburger."

"Of course now i know it wasnt a cheeseburger"


BTW the cowabunga thing is from the simpsons, homer and lisa are talking about bart and homers like "He's all like cowabunge dude, whats that mean anyways? Nothin i bet"

Also btw there is a real life kwik-e-mart in my town! no bullshit, its one of 12 in north america made to promote the simspsons movie... They had a brown guy trying to be like apu, he was like thank you come again but he said it in a gay high pitched voice...

hahaha... fuckin how did you start talking about the sipsons??? where did that come from???

to quote a wise man named Towlie I have no I dea wahats going on right now... Im so high right now...THats It thats It....
THats the melodt to funkYY TOWN!!!

"I just gotta get high"

"No when i get high i come up with ideas that get me into trouble"

"Thats why you should only get a little high"

"Alright maybe ill just get a little high"




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"You're a towel!"

use my gettin high powers

"How is everything ok over here"

"Fine but this waiter has been mixing chang sauce for over half an hour, hes clueless"

"Don't call me shoeless, you're shoeless!"

"Ugh, you're fired"

"Ya!"

"No towlie i mean you"

"Awwww"

FUCK HEAVEN HELL IS WERE YA WANT TO BE


Im Going 2 Hell To Fuck Whores Take Drugs And Gamble With Ol Nick HIMSELF