Got a couple for whoever is willing to read and laugh their asses off maybe...
1. An Ex-girlfriend her little brother , I ...and a third wheel were parked behind my house in the ally of the most ghetto neighborhood in the area , so were all smokin for a while and decide to leave because we were parked behind my paranoid grandpas garage and he always goes around at night searching his backyard/garage trying shoot thieves (we lived next to him) So my ex starts to pull out of the spot and were blazed so she cant get out right cause the ally is like 6 feet wide and were blocking the entire ally.... then the wind starts blowing this big brown tarp perfectly around the car and the third wheel says "Holy shit there's a BEAR going around the car!!!" So were looking around for it cause its being blown to different sides and the are windows foggy. And im like "Naw its that brindle pittbull behind my house!" (Were all scared shitless and paranoid anyway since we called it a bear already and we think were about to be shot and a pitt isnt much nicer in the ghetto) So were all like "Lock your doors , lock your doors" Then the tarp just blows into the head lights and at like 2am pretty loudly yell "THAT A FUCKIN TARP!!" - - Paranoia from my grandpa and the scream promptly got us out of there
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2. Almost the same situation as up there^^^ but these two guys walk down the ally and like death stare us for some reason as they walk by and one guy had like this half Micheal Myers face mask thing on (everyone saw it ont just me) and like kept looking at the car as they walked along...so we pulled out of there AGAIN cause we had like $300 on me and 4 cell phones other stuff too probably dont remember, and they stoped and turned around and watched us leave and we stoped at the end of the ally and was all looking out the back window and this guy like threw his hands up in the air and made the motion with his wrists like he was shooting a basket ball but both hands were pointed to his left and right , I was like: "He wants to kill us or something I guess" Third Wheel says: "That must be his gang sign or something"....then they start running after us but we easily pull off not worried I said something like "If thats his gang sign he must be in the butterfly gang cause thats what he looked like" Then the car ws just a rage a laughter for like 10 minutes then I guess I RIPPED A
BIG ASS FART and everyone starts askin me "Did you shit yourself?!?" I was so high I didnt knowso there like "Check you ass now!" So my hand goes to the crack and is pulled out and I guess I smelled it cause I couldnt see a "visual" ( I DIDNT SHIT THANK GOD) - Good Night