Holly shit! I need all help people! I am gona get tested!

bong hoger

bong hoger

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Hi I wana know what I can do I am gina get tested tomorow!:cry: I smoke`d two days ago! gona do a urne test at the doctor. PLEASE HELP ME!:cry::cry:
 
robert 14617

robert 14617

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i hear you can flood your system with water ,drink like two gal of water the morn. before but take multi vite so the urine will still have color
 
zer0ed

zer0ed

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you can do that, and you will be temporarily scott free, but the test will come back as "failed" because they can tell its diluted, when all the numbers are off.

I have also heard takeing a ton of vitamin E will give your urine the yellow color.

i cant vouch for it, but i would run to your local head shop, and see what solutions they have.

also GNC has some "detox" tea's and juices, that you drink followed by a gallon of water, that make you pee like a race horse.
 
robert 14617

robert 14617

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cheap multi vite packs the gas stations keep by the reg . make sure your piss is clear may take a few times pissing in the AM the idea is to over load the kidneys so they just pass the water
 
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sUPERc

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This is gonna seem crazy, but it actually saved me two years ago. If you can buy some time as suggested above.. Ureasample.com.
 
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sUPERc

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Also, if you were a regular smoker like me.. the head shop solutions just wont work at all. I tried.. and I tested myself for 3 weeks and failed. I had to go to extremes
 
speedyseedz

speedyseedz

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sUPERc said:
Also, if you were a regular smoker like me.. the head shop solutions just wont work at all. I tried.. and I tested myself for 3 weeks and failed. I had to go to extremes
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is your doctor testing your urine specifialy for mj
 
stonesour

stonesour

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bong hoger said:
will it help if I do exersize?
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I smoked a day before i went into the military and the only thing that works for me for sure is vinegar. Drink straight vinegar with water and it will clean you out. I dont know if it will work for you but it did for me. I dont know how much i just got a bottle from the store and drank it all with tons of water, then took the test and was clean. Hard as hell to get down but it works.
 
SwoopCat

SwoopCat

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synthetic piss is your only sure bet... you can get it at most head shops. I like to use one called magnum. so far it's 15/15 let me know if you use it.....

comes with heat pack and a little bottle with a temperature gauge sticker thing.... its gangster



Now As A Side Note Who Knows How To Pass A Hair Follicle Test????
 
greensister

greensister

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Holly is a plant. Get a clean friend to piss in a cup and then using a turkey baster, put it up your pee hole and fill your bladder with it. It will be uncomfortable and feel like an egg is hatching inside of you, but if you can hold it in till its time to pee, you should be ok.

Its very gross.
 
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og415kush

Member
theres a thing called the whizinator i got from my head shop. got tested for a job and they watched me piss and never knew. its a belt that fastens around your stomach to heat up the urine to the right temp with a heatpad as well. it has a small tube with a release valve. hide that tube under ur junk and just act like ur doing your business.
 
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