Hookers and Hoes...
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mr sunshine
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And that's realer then real deal holyfield. And now you hookers and hoes know how I feel.
Metasynth
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You can come work for me...
Yessica...
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Hard pass.
As soon as something sexy-like is done for any reason other than desire or want, it looses its appeal for me.
Could never have been a stripper, I just like nudity among friends.
Yessica...
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Anyone that smooth it'll be a "loverboy" scenario.
Ever see that flick? 80's pizza delivery boy turns to hooking. Although most of the time he's just giving ladies what they're missing in their lives...
Not always the D.
Might have been McDreamy's first movie...
ebgood
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Thanks but i dont do pimps. I do the work, i get the $$. Allll of it
GrowUrOwnDank
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I gots some serious hoe stories. I personally don't need them and am ultra nutotic about germs and disease. So. No thank you. Thank goodness.
Anyway, imagine your an over te road truck driver that stays out anywhere from 25 to 30 days at a time. Zero home contact, since I lived away from the main trucking corridors I drove. What do you do, if you've reached your destination? Back then, mostly listen to and chat on the CB. A large truck stop may have hundreds of trucks parked in them. Someone is always chatting.
Knoxville TN.
Driver. Hey baby. When are you going to get to the blue house?(house means truck. You live in them)
Hoe: In just a minute Hun. I only got one leg you know. True story for real.
West Memphis Arkansas. Huge trucker area. Maybe thousands of trucks. Anyway......
Driver: Hey baby? When are you gonna get to the white house? I gotta roll out.
Hoe: Sorry baby, I gotta go to the red house, then the blue house, then I'll get to you baby.
Dallas, Fort Worth Texas area.
Driver: Yall don't mess with that cute brunette in the skirt. She's an undercover cop. I just got a ticket.
Anyway, I was in the Dallas/Fort worth area another time and it was real early am. I had gotten my coffee and was fudging my logs(takes a long time to rewrite up a weeks worth of logs). And this older man jumps up in my open window and ask for some money. I was in a good mood so I flipped him a few bucks, he saw that as an invitation I wanted to hear his life story. Anyway, got stuff to do and was getting annoyed so I tactfully but sternly let him no he's gotta go. I had a drop off appointment in several hours.
So he gets down and I guess told this really cute I mean model looking young girl jumps up in my window. I mean, you couldn't help but notice her very well rounded and ample boobs. I was like oh my god! But, I still had some annoyance in me so, when she asked if I wanted a date I just said no. And told her I got a appointment to make. Man this girl was tight. I mean like maybe 20. Adorable face and she was made up and done very nicely. Sexy. She had on this skirt looking thing that drew tight and covered her breast but you could see her waste and cut little belly button. I mean girl next door face, playboy mag bod. Anyway, she kept coming at me after I said no and I was finely like what did I just tell you. NO. IM BUSY! And she walked away. I was like, what the fuck did I just do? Wow. Amazing looking girl. She could have had a better life. Too bad.
Anyway. True story. I'm a little bit high and chatty. lol
Anyway, imagine your an over te road truck driver that stays out anywhere from 25 to 30 days at a time. Zero home contact, since I lived away from the main trucking corridors I drove. What do you do, if you've reached your destination? Back then, mostly listen to and chat on the CB. A large truck stop may have hundreds of trucks parked in them. Someone is always chatting.
Knoxville TN.
Driver. Hey baby. When are you going to get to the blue house?(house means truck. You live in them)
Hoe: In just a minute Hun. I only got one leg you know. True story for real.
West Memphis Arkansas. Huge trucker area. Maybe thousands of trucks. Anyway......
Driver: Hey baby? When are you gonna get to the white house? I gotta roll out.
Hoe: Sorry baby, I gotta go to the red house, then the blue house, then I'll get to you baby.
Dallas, Fort Worth Texas area.
Driver: Yall don't mess with that cute brunette in the skirt. She's an undercover cop. I just got a ticket.
Anyway, I was in the Dallas/Fort worth area another time and it was real early am. I had gotten my coffee and was fudging my logs(takes a long time to rewrite up a weeks worth of logs). And this older man jumps up in my open window and ask for some money. I was in a good mood so I flipped him a few bucks, he saw that as an invitation I wanted to hear his life story. Anyway, got stuff to do and was getting annoyed so I tactfully but sternly let him no he's gotta go. I had a drop off appointment in several hours.
So he gets down and I guess told this really cute I mean model looking young girl jumps up in my window. I mean, you couldn't help but notice her very well rounded and ample boobs. I was like oh my god! But, I still had some annoyance in me so, when she asked if I wanted a date I just said no. And told her I got a appointment to make. Man this girl was tight. I mean like maybe 20. Adorable face and she was made up and done very nicely. Sexy. She had on this skirt looking thing that drew tight and covered her breast but you could see her waste and cut little belly button. I mean girl next door face, playboy mag bod. Anyway, she kept coming at me after I said no and I was finely like what did I just tell you. NO. IM BUSY! And she walked away. I was like, what the fuck did I just do? Wow. Amazing looking girl. She could have had a better life. Too bad.
Anyway. True story. I'm a little bit high and chatty. lol
