How are you cooking your turkey?

GrassBurner · Nov 25, 2020

I know, granny would be so disappointed :lol:

I keep a pan with water and beer under the bird to keep it moist, may use a little less liquid in that pan, so that its mainly drippings by the time the turkey is finished. Make a gravy with that and see if it tickles my fancy. Picked up this luxurious gravy boat at Goodwill a month of 2 ago, knew it would shine on Thanksgiving :bigjoint:

raratt · Nov 25, 2020

A Troot! @Bobby schmeckle

xtsho · Nov 26, 2020

Nothing fancy but it worked.

cannabineer · Nov 26, 2020

Metasynth said:
I’m stuffing a boneless quail inside a boneless Cornish hen, then stuffing that inside a pheasant, then stuffing that inside a chicken, then stuffing that inside a duck, then stuffing that inside a goose, then stuffing that inside a turkey.

I call it a turgoosduchickantishuail

That sounds too much like a Mayan deity, so I’m just gonna ask how the turbofucken turned out.

radiant Rudy · Nov 26, 2020

I'm cooking it in a bowl and in paper.

For Thanksgiving Dinner I've got local oysters, king crab toasts, slow roasted rack of goat, saffron risotto, root veg & kale salad. Chestnut eclairs

Dr. Walter Bishop · Nov 26, 2020

I make a Lemon bird....

(Cut lemon in half)

radiant Rudy · Nov 26, 2020

Dr. Walter Bishop said:
I make a Lemon bird....

(Cut lemon in half)

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Id hit it

raratt · Nov 26, 2020

Like this:

cannabineer · Nov 26, 2020

raratt said:
Like this:
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I will not share my first thought. Fortunately my second comes from 1 Singlemalt 12:4:
“Verily,” he quoth, “I would feast upon that.”

neosapien · Nov 26, 2020

For never cooking ever, except on holidays, I think I can probably survive. At least a little while.

My wife made these cute rose steamed buns.

radiant Rudy · Nov 26, 2020

neosapien said:
For never cooking ever, except on holidays, I think I can probably survive. At least a little while.

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My wife made these cute rose steamed buns.

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Buns look great do they get sauce or butter? Gravy?

neosapien · Nov 26, 2020

radiant Rudy said:
Buns look great do they get sauce or butter? Gravy?

Traditionally you just eat them as is. Or we do. Probably would be good with whatever though. Our daughter loves them, she could eat that whole plate if we let her. My wife just couldn't not cook. So she made those and pork steamed buns.

GrassBurner · Nov 26, 2020

Nice spread!!! I bought about 8 of the 9x12 aluminum foil pans and a bunch of dollar serving spoons :lol:

I didn't get a chance to take pictures, these vultures pounced on the food before I finished sitting it on the counter. We were hungry :bigjoint:

Here was the turkey right when I put it on the smoker.

Aeroknow · Nov 26, 2020

First thanksgiving we all had in one of our own homes since the fire. My brother, sister and I all. How the fuck do you explain this shit.

Crazy!
The sweet potatoes were right next to it And had slivers all over the marshmallow top.
Cheap ass shit

GrassBurner · Nov 26, 2020

Sunuva bitch!! Sounds about like my luck :lol:

raratt · Nov 26, 2020

Aeroknow said:
First thanksgiving we all had in one of our own homes since the fire. My brother, sister and I all. How the fuck do you explain this shit.
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Crazy!
The sweet potatoes were right next to it And had slivers all over the marshmallow top.
Cheap ass shit

Was it cold and put into a hot oven?

Aeroknow · Nov 26, 2020

raratt said:
Was it cold and put into a hot oven?

GrassBurner said:
Sunuva bitch!! Sounds about like my luck

Everything else was great! I don’t even like green bean casserole, and especially the nasty sweet potato crap. But still! Wtf?
Literally made up in grass valley, brought over to chico and exploded about 20min in the oven. Crazy

raratt · Nov 26, 2020

Aeroknow said:
I don’t even like green bean casserole,

It felt your distain and took it's own life.

cannabineer · Nov 26, 2020

Aeroknow said:
First thanksgiving we all had in one of our own homes since the fire. My brother, sister and I all. How the fuck do you explain this shit.
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Crazy!
The sweet potatoes were right next to it And had slivers all over the marshmallow top.
Cheap ass shit

A lot of “Pyrex” is actually stressed glass. Once in a while it comes apart. The released potential energy is considerable.

Aeroknow · Nov 26, 2020

raratt said:
It felt your distain and took it's own life.

Prob had something to do with my ex-wife being there. :spew:

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