How do You think JESUS would come?

Luger187 · Feb 2, 2012

What would REALLY be funny is if the flying spaghetti monster came down and said "All atheists, come with me!".

eye exaggerate · Feb 2, 2012

Luger187 said:
What would REALLY be funny is if the flying spaghetti monster came down and said "All atheists, come with me!".

...that reminds me of a spiderman episode where a bunch of people are trapped on an invisible bridge. Spidey says "I need to get those people off!"

Dr.Nick · Feb 4, 2012

Great Jebus' ghost, this thread's been RESURECTED!!!

JustCoasting · Feb 4, 2012

Oh, I know this it gonna be bad, but I think that Jesus will come

in Mary Magdolin's mouth.

Stonerman Enoch · Feb 4, 2012

Not as bad as the first page which said in a choir boys a**hole. :lol:

cannabineer · Feb 4, 2012

JustCoasting said:
Oh, I know this it gonna be bad, but I think that Jesus will come

in Mary Magdolin's mouth.

Jesus shouldn't get a blowjob. Can you imagine him throwing his head back and crying "Oh Dad! I'm coming!"? cn

JustCoasting · Feb 4, 2012

cannabineer said:
Jesus shouldn't get a blowjob. Can you imagine him throwing his head back and crying "Oh Dad! I'm coming!"? cn

Well, I can imagine me doing that...

cannabineer · Feb 4, 2012

JustCoasting said:
Well, I can imagine me doing that...

Oh dear. That puts a rather sinister spin on "for he so loved his son" ... cn

JustCoasting · Feb 4, 2012

cannabineer said:
Oh dear. That puts a rather sinister spin on "for he so loved his son" ... cn

Ah, you don't understand what "he knew his father" meant.